Just a word of advice
Please be extremely careful
and think twice
Before opening the door to strangers
and never, ever, ever
take any stranger at their word
Some strangers are very deceptive
and so are scammers
especially when they call your phone
and discover you're all alone

Going out to dine,
Two hungry whales chase a seal
grab him by the tail

You drive me crazy, you drive me insane
When you ask me where I'm going,
and you ask me what's my game
Am I the only one who feels this way?

I just want to scream and say
Excuse me sir, excuse me mam
Get a grip
I don't even know your name

Since Parkland Florida many are taking a stand
against senseless violence, and such
Yet I still wonder,
When are parents going to start being parents,
And securing their guns
and weapons?
When are parents going to start taking
responsibility for their actions?


When are parents going to begin
making things right,
And teach their children to use their brains,
and solve their differences
with communication,
and if all else fails
never bring a gun to a fist fight?

When are parents going to start being parents?
Cause last time I checked being a parent was more
than just kissing a child goodnight
Being a parent meant being responsible
and taking responsibility
for all the wrongs a parent needs to make right

Common courtesy is a dinosaur
be it a vegetarian or an omnivore,
common courtesy is a dinosaur
extinct and forgotten,
never to live on Pangea ever again

All the fairies from green valley congregated
by a stream flowing from a nearby hill
They are planning to throw a huge party
with gifts for ladybugs and daffodil,

"Welcoming spring's arrival in February,
Hidden surprises and mystic love potion
Super salads, cupcakes and green tea
Brings together everyone like an ocean"

In the neighboring woods come friends
Humble mommas and baby fawn
Ducklings going quack, quack, quack
following  moms across the lawn

Honeybees, bumblebees, and baby chicks
Lovely songbirds all singing of spring
and bunnies living down cranberry lane
In a sparkling castle made of bling

Enjoying love poetry and dancing all day
Everyone is having so much fun
Everyone is having a fabulous fun time,
blowing tons of kisses to the sun

Sometimes all that we see and all that we do
And all that we have done seems like a dream
An endless dream whether good or bad

If only I have a genious brain like Einstein
a brain of relativity and amazing creativity
a brain relative to time and space

Then I would know if everything was real,
and not just another incredible illusion
of here and now, of this place

And as I'm quietly thinking of this and I ponder
I imagine the poet Poe would laugh and say,
'Tis a dream and nothing more