Something weird happened today,
with my body talking all the way.
I heard a creak here
and then a squeak there-
my backbone said
nodding its head
"Keep me straight and clever.
For men may come and men may go
but I'll be there for you forever"
Then there was a sound so deep,
my gut roared in his sleep-
"Trust me, lady,
I'm your well wisher.
I know plots when they turn shady"
Confused I wondered why
all of a sudden I
heard noises from within
only to feel my skin-
say out loud and clear,
"Oh woman! Now you see
don't let anyone get under me"
This made my heart
pump so **** fast,
that I had to press my palm
in order to keep it calm.
Yet he lubdubbed-
"Keep me safe,
but don't place me in a cage
I'm sure,
I can keep up with a little estrange"
Then to my utter surprise
as I closed my eyes,
thinking
only to start blinking
when I heard an unusual call,
my brain whispered,
"Dear Palpebra, I may not be the smartest of all!
; )