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 Jun 2018
Mark Armstrong
Mother Nature is a nihilist sitting with friends
Around a poker table in the dew drop inn
Playing Nasty Canasta and the loser draws a limb
On a voodoo hangman, the cut of her kin

The high-wire committee say she’s way out of line
So they’ve sent in a crack-team of their most earnest faces
To blow 40 shades of blue, red and lime
From the very corridors our Mother paces

She croaks through the smoke “the first sons a novelty
The rest are just relics of muscles unclenched
Too smart for their own good and that doesn’t bother-me
But the reaper is hungry and hustling for rent”

Lackeys line the lawn, flunkies on fleek
To cover the crack of her chunky cheeks
“To stake lives may well seem immoral and bleak
But to play for cash prize seems horribly cheap
For a Lady of her esteem”

But the crowd spoke, she hung up the wardens trunchbull
Left the skeleton key within reach of the cells
“They’ve aired their opinions and I’ve had a ****-full
Let the hungry ******* impeach themselves
I’m sitting this one out”

“And I’ll  hide, while my dead snake wriggle persists,
On Elba with hairy pits, freckled wrists,
Openly practicing romanticists
And other hapless things that can’t exist
In these times”

Every second Sunday, the search resumes-led
By a dawn-chorus of confetti festooned-plebs
She can dance the devils limbo cos she’ll not be presumed-dead
While we’ve Holy Grail Package Holi-vows to renew-said
The green eyed usher on the door

The newsstand screams “Mother Nature was a fascist
Sher natural selection was the **** manifesto”
And they’re pedalling placebo to the shell-shocked masses
While the editor shoehorns a scotch into his amaretto

Yeah the world has been orphaned and the orphans smothered
But go easy on her sordid soul cos that’s  our mother, after all
Not to be read as any kind of statement but as a batshit bedtime story for overgrown kids
 May 2018
Johnny Noiπ
If I could move backwards in time from snooch to snooch
Until the I reached the beginning of time,
The beginning of all snooch, the very first snooch,
What would I see when I emerged from it?
Would I see that past star filled night
Or would I see the sun newly blazing—
Will she see a delicious **** made of metal
Newly emerged from space
Between her hairy thighs,
Will she be fat or skinny, having never eaten but how—
Anorexic flies buzzing around thriving on what oxygen—
Would Jehovah be waiting there for me with a beer?
Will her cross be made of electric diamonds?
Girl in a business suit dining like a cat
While I sit smoking my pipe in space—
Loving her like I love the sun I **** your mother on videotape
My world is an extraordinary machine,
The American nun who was an angel
Fillating me to seventh heaven was only eighteen,
Blinded by the sky’s mask of flesh—
I hear ***** scratching at the door,
Her rubbery lips delicious like hot sausage—
Death is no reason not to **** her,
The British **** their dead all the time, the queen is dead—
He paints huge squares of paper and sells them framed
Or rolled or cut up into rough squares—
They are like flags of nonexistent nations—
The Chinese Barnett Newman,
I say Chinese and not Han deliberately,
Because Baudelaire wasn’t impressed by blondes—
The Impressionists followed Delacroix
And the Cubists followed Cezanne,
The Expressionists followed Van Gogh
And the Minimalists followed the Abstract Expressionists,
I would **** an old woman in the mouth
If she gave me twenty dollars—
Then I would write a poem about her—
Called “Portrait of the artist as a young sadist”,
And it would be all about her ***** feet and sagging *******,
The lines on her face and her candy colored ****
As tight as a little girl’s—
As if I could move backwards in time from **** to ****
Until I reached the beginning of time, the motherless ur-****—
That is the beginning of all snooch, the first snooch
Before which there was no snooch—
 May 2018
Johnny Noiπ
The greatest naked woman who ever breathed walks hand in hand with Jesus
The drunken Gnostic poet, glowing like Ginger Rogers—
The British grandmother having to choose between pantyhose or fishnets,
With an *** like a concept album, kissing an old man in the park,
Smelling the fat girl’s ****** sweat from across the field—
Perfection ending in nothingness—

But who can resist a European accent that thick,
Sweaty toes dancing on my tongue,
Must I ******* without syntax in your blue dress and fur—
No one wanting to go to heaven alone,
Take your Chinese wife made of gold—

The News comes on in a minute,
God’s shining face repeating the Ten Commandments
In fluent Aramaic and her eyes bursting like rotten eggs,
She’s fond of laughing in the dark—
And I’ve never met a ***** that I couldn’t live without
But the stars are eternal and the camera never stops—

The mother of all wormholes,
Socrates trying to argue with a child
On the streets of Pyongyang but only gets arrested when she smiles
And confesses to her Canadian soul
I’m wishing and praying, hoping and trying,
Her *** is bleeding but the BBC won’t announce it—

She walking in smoking, laughing,
Poetry like a puzzle,
Republican as Plato walking the yard—
He gets his point across with paint
And the millions are still rolling in,
Elise’s face is like the shining sun but she’s no Bettie

Jack the shaman cries out at the foot of the totem
And she appeared in a ring of miracles
I’ve loved more than one ugly woman,
They couldn’t choose their faces—
If only I knew then I could flip them on their bellies
And **** their *** joyfully,
I might still be in love to this day but most likely not
She’s crying out to space and the ghost of Jackson ******* walks in
Drunk as usual, if only we were together and you didn’t have *** on your face
De Kooning’s wife gave him a bad name and ******* took the prize—
Don’t be afraid of the past, Krakatoa, the Titanic, or the World Trade Center
The poets will protect you from the night and the rain,
Quetzalcoatl chasing after the sun with a rainbow in both fists,
Your baby’s face smiling at you, the entire solar system spinning,
The Lost Generation was found in the street by the Beats
Who ran straight into their dealer’s arms—
Her cartoon machine-gun laughter like Chicago’s south Side,
Like Boston during a Marathon exploding and imploding,
Running faster and faster;
TS Eliot was like a god to a certain generation, not this one—
Prayers and explosions in Texas—celebrity hoes knocking at the door
Like zombies on a rampage—Rod Serling traveled back in time to Warsaw—
Mormon prophets hook up with Muslim prostitutes,
Hot stones and flames—
Hispanic housewife washing dishes while calculating her autobiography,
Religion only makes sense if there is no God, because if there is a God,
Face it we’re *******—
I am that I am, in the world today we live looking backwards,
It’s like living at the bottom of a grave—
Your generation is an illusion, one created over and over
Her dream of being a movie star was realized 81/2 years ago—
Eve in the garden of skulls, hairy as hell, waging war over tea
******* queen or gift from god, throwing up in her face,
A rarely seen soul steals through the room, out the window and over the bridge
This blonde, not every mother is the mother of us all,
So cold she begs for dreams—
Alysha appears in the night smoky like love, abandoned automatically,
Mother sleeps with her eyes open because she’s so perfect,
She can even think with the window open—
GOOGLE plugs us all into eternity, her bared teeth like British razors squared—
Not content with the Protestant Bible Pound advocated Cubism
And gave it to the Chinese sky—
Do not be afraid of history, it is not the past,
Only ghosts roaming through your living room
In disheveled clothes like mock soldiers or digital burlesque saints
Alysha in her tattoos is not as beautiful as an ugly mother throwing up
From choking on ****—
Nothing could ever be so wonderful,
As your baby’s face smiling at you as she tries on her new leopard print bra
With matching *******—
No more gun deals for the tribes of Israel, no more living in the past
Don’t be afraid of the future, the senile brain prophesying
Penelope’s return in her dark cloak, her fat *** more desirable than ever—
Her thong of beetles and her paper face can’t do us any harm,
As long as her robot-clone kisses the Pope’s diamond ring—
Quetzalcoatl chasing him with a rainbow, Cthulu swallowing the earth whole— He couldn’t stop the visions that eventually became waking nightmares…
He would dream of sniffing the soiled crotch of her pantyhose
While ******* her toes and licking her feet, he saw no way of staying alive
Except by becoming a poet and a painter and told no one he was a prophet—
She became a go-go dancer at a ****** club because they had to eat—
For him art and literature were everything,
It seemed every woman was a go-go dancer and every man a painter…
He still had visions, has them to this day…
He will never stop being a prophet
He was born that way, his path set clearly before him,
Past and future foretold—
And all the while you’re saying, what does any of this have to do with me or my mother or quantum mechanics or Cubism or Adolf ****** and the Third *****…
Those things were already in the past, like comic books, except horror comics,
The lost generation, the Algonquin circle, social realism or any kind of realism—
A prophet was born in 1961 in Harlem not of his own choosing
His best friends were drunks, junkies, thieves, poets, painters and *****
And his visions were relentless
Dizzy Gillespie and Charlie Parker and John Coltrane
And Miles Davis created bebop…
There was Tempest Storm and Blaze Starr
And the thousand other burlesque queens including Gypsy Rose Lee,
The greatest of them all and into this maelstrom of bebop, Beat literature, method acting, burlesque, abstract expressionist paint throwing ******* magazine and Bob Dylan,
Sylvia Plath, Ann Sexton and the Confessional Poetry movement,
Feminism and the Civil Rights and Black Power movements,
Gay rights, the Stonewall riots, Times Square,
*******, drugs, prostitutes and perverts
Jack Kerouac and Bettie Page were both Christians,
He a Roman Catholic and she an evangelical…
******* was a drunk in Jungian analysis married to a Jew,
Kerouac and ******* looked lovingly upon Bettie Page’s figure,
Naked, near naked, bound and gagged, binding and gagging,
Hanging, hogtied in stockings and garters and high-high heels
Or babydolls and slippers lounging on a daybed
Or playfully posing in a field amidst an ocean of pinups
On a newsstand where she was featured in every magazine most often smiling…
Kerouac and ******* both listened to bebop jazz,
The revitalized urban strain of jazz that took off from swing,
Bettie was from the south, Kerouac from New England
And ******* from the Midwest,
All three came into their own in New York City,
Manhattan particularly, where Kerouac attended Columbia,
******* studied at the Art Student’s League and later signed with Peggy Guggenheim
And Bettie was discovered in a bikini on the beach
And soon became a regular at “camera club” meetings…
Besides Allen Ginsberg and William S. Burroughs and the other Beats,
There the other Abstract Expressionists, and Bunny Yeager and Irving Klaw…
There was Marilyn and James Dean and the other method actors at the Actor’s Studio,
And Tennessee Williams and Clifford Odets and Arthur Miller,
Whom Marilyn later married—
When he closes his eyes he can still smell her sweaty feet
And her mother’s sweaty feet and his mother’s sweaty feet…
The visions are relentless and show no sign of stopping so he stares into the darkness hoping to see the light of god come to rescue him—
But it’s neither revelation nor apocalypse that comes…
Eventually beauty becomes only a memory and all sound vanishes except the wind
 May 2018
Sky
“Where, O death, is your victory?
    Where, O death, is your sting?”

- 1 Corinthians 15:55

__


O Lord, sanctify this:

today,
as huddled mourners wept themselves dry

--a grove of blackened birch that grows
around a solemn shadow, a vine upon bone
--

as pressed toes crumbled through mausoleum floor

--a great Kingdom that has gone mute
for the buzzing of bees, mindless murmur of wind
--

as overcast eyes stabbed blindly

--the billowing stone masts in an ocean of grass
betrayed no signs of the carnage
--

in accordance with the Scriptures
life delivered the fatal blow

and death--

death was alive
and throbbed within me.
some moby **** and the memories from today morning's visit to the cemetery
 May 2018
Johnny Noiπ
what inspires poets is not *****
but the lack thereof;                        epics have been                 written by blind men cuz they couldn't get laid;
if someone                                                  walked up to me & said believe what's in this book if god said to Adam did u eat from my stash
Adam
                  should have said eh, no,                               firstly, it's all ******* even if it's hard science; what was god gonna say, I know u're lyin' I counted
                     every fruit on the tree
who gives a **** about floating beings w/ wings & flaming swords
        people                      get burned or elected                                                what kind of crazy talk is that
                                 that's amazing; obviously people are                                                  coming to hear the thrilling tales of master con-men & magicians
that's the whole history of                                   religion
                                     great teachers never wrote a word; dumb-***** like                             Buddha & Jesus so                Adam says big guy's kinda **** I'm out'a here          u comin', *****?
oh oh but their followers make up absurd **** & collect money from people
                                                                ­who think they're insane & pity them
the absence of virgins starts a
                                                magnum opus
                                          the absence of ****** inspires one to write on
walls, but that is a circled square, cubed sphere
what inspires poets in heat,                                          suddenly, the absence
                                       of snooch I can smell it like a mystery; snooch's
are not mysteries; the poet is inspired
                         by anything           on the other side                                 of the                                      communicating door &
 May 2018
Brent Kincaid
Every movement
No matter how benign
Has its own Judas
Who won’t fall in line
Almost as if they fight
An idea that repairs
What is wrong and then
They give themselves airs.

They abuse the words
Patriotism and traitors
Naming those who catch
And watch them closely;
The guys in black hats,
Ignore the soot on their own,
Point and jeer at the others
Their brothers and sisters.

No sanity exists with them.
It’s clear they can’t think,
Don’t smell their own stink
But jink and cavort about
Like louts at a picnic
Completely forgetting that
It is they themselves who picked
The crooks they so abhor.

Once more they eviscerate
The thefts by the delegates
They sent to office to rob us
And blame it on us not them.
They are the very phlegm
In the national throat.
A herd of goats corralled
By their own crooked pals.

Then on reflection, they see
Something has gone wrong
And along the way perdition
Has set in with their permission;
They need someone to blame
So, the game of ignorant blame
Starts and lasts for years
While they have more beer.
 May 2018
Jeff Gaines
Hello everyone,

  I'm so very sorry … I feel horrible doing this, but I have no choice. You see, I have published my first book on Amazon/Kindle! This piece (and many others) had to be taken down because they do not allow published material to be available online for free. (Go figure) I wanted to leave the shell of the posts because I felt compelled to leave all your helpful and loving comments. (Silly sentimental, I know), but I also didn't want to just have the pieces disappear without an explanation. I feel bad enough as it is!

  I owe ALL of you so, SO much for all of your reads, love, and support. It was YOU that gave me the gumption to FINALLY get off my **** and publish! Thank you all for the warm comments, camaraderie, and encouragement! I will still be here, reading, uploading and just being the Rascal that I am. How could I EVER leave you guys?

  The book is called “The Way I See It – FictionPhilosophySoul Food” and it will be FREE for the first few days on Kindle Select, so watch for it, if you are interested. I hope that you go and grab it. If you do, I would also hope that you find it worthy, you would leave me a good review. That will help me get in the public eye! Soon afterwards (2-3 days or so), it will be available in paperback.

Find the book(s) here: www.amazon.com/author/jeff.gaines

Or find the book(s), and all about me, here: www.JeffGaines.world

  Soon after

  By Christmas, I also hope to have my first novel (a supernatural thriller), called “Wanderer” available as well!

  Wish me luck!

                                Big, Biggest Love,

                                               Jeff Gaines
I wrote this in my early 30's as I began to realize the fact that I wasn't married with children and that my life was seemingly on a different course of globetrotting and interactions with many, many people.
Not what I'd always imagined ... and yet, I felt a strange contentment. Perhaps, it was also  me accepting myself on another, or the "next", level, if you will. I have always been comfortable with myself and who I am. Even when finding, or seeing myself in new lights.
 May 2018
Jack P
teacher sent me to the doctor's office
teacher sent me home
teacher sent me to the place
where all the foul things roam

teacher gave me tic-tacs
to swallow when i'm sad
teacher said the chemicals
will make me sorta mad

teacher dries my eyes up
with platitudes enough
to even console all the kids who
are made of smarter stuff

teacher says confusion
is not a cause for shame
i'm not quite sure what teacher means
but i listen all the same

teacher treading tip-toed
lowering the tone:
"i'll help you with the theory here
but you'll practice on your own."
if you are sad, get people to help you not be sad, thanks
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