He’s been primed to show us magic tricks
To have us all believe
That it’s all one grand illusion
There’s nothing up his sleeve
The truth hides behind misguided trust
It’s this, you must understand
That our preconceived notion‘s are fooled
With just a slight of hand
Rabbits appearing from out of hats
People coming apart in two
Sawed off at their midsections
You should feel lucky it’s not you
He’s an expert in misdirection
He’s astute, and debonair
But, the rules do not apply to him
So buyer, please beware