Yet microbes can degrade toxicity,
The Masked Pimpernel
The Masked Pimpernel
Jul 6      Jul 6

Just as our meals are links within a chain,
So do some strings of carbon form a gum;
Each molecule selected for its gain,
A sequence that repeats ‘til kingdom come.
Thus carbon makes its way to polymer,
With inorganic compounds blended in,
Each additive becomes a misnomer,
As species disappear into the bin.
Yet microbes can degrade toxicity,
And thermoplastics melted and reused;
It seems there is indeed complicity,
And mould by mould, oft finds itself abused:
     Thus microplastics sink beneath the waves
     As cycles find a new way to behave.

Inspired by recent studies indicating that plastic is actually disappearing from the world’s oceans:
http://www.smh.com.au/world/plastic-disappearing-from-oceans-scientists-say-but-why-20140702-zst5i.html
cuz they ain't Christian microbes so they ain't gonna be no use to us.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ

This ain't my first rodeo, so knowing the score more than four
I declare in this manure-flinging system of elected despotism
we ain't got no permanent friends, just permanent interests.
America's a dazzling chupacabra of a conceit
conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition
that shades of equality increase the gross market share.
We supplant the visible etchings of the colonial lash
with the invisible ones of debt by procuring more shit we don't need.
Breathless canaries in a cultural coal-mine,
fascicled to Breaking Bad, Mad Men and the Simpsons,
shackled to Amazon 's 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought'
we're driven out toward the oceans beneath Europa's baker's sugar crust
where freedom exists on a mono-cellular level
but knowing we 're not alone doesn't amount to manure
cuz they ain't Christian microbes so they ain't gonna be no use to us.
Like wind before the thunder the supple susurrus of my heart
sends frissons of pleasure jolting though my penis
bloated to such Brobdingnagian dimensions
as to feel at home in the hallowed aisles of Costco or Sam's Club.
Our finger wagging Uncle has overstayed his welcome,
So fuck your tired, your poor -
you're taking away jobs from real Americans.
Fuck your huddled masses yearning to breathe free -
your emergency room doctor visits are costing taxpayers $2211.16 a pop.
Fuck the wretched refuse of your teeming shore -
we already have enough garbage to fill our landfills
Just gimme my VIZIO 80” Razor LED™ 3D Smart TV  for my eye candy
Gimme my  Google Nexus 8 cell phone cuz Steve Jobs can suck my dick
Gimme my Fidelio X1 headphones so I don't miss the subtle nuances in Willie Nelson's 'Crazy
Gimme my Soda Stream Revolution for my whiskey chasers cuz Seltzer sounds too Jewish
Gimme my Nestlé Crunch Girl Scout candy bars for my sweet tooth and latent pedophilia
Gimme my Farmers Garden by Vlasic for my wife's prego cravings ever since the dingo took her baby
Gimme my Dial Triple Moisture Body cuz my balls got a stank like 3 day old crawdads
Gimme my Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet tissue cuz my ass needs TLC and backdoor action
Gimme my  Quaker Real Medleys Oatmeal cuz them Nixonesque Quakers are the bomb yo!
Gimme my MidNite Natural Sleep Aid for my insomnia cuz crystal meth has a side effect or two
Gimme my Fruit Smoothie Shakers so I don't have to get gouged by some turban mofo at Jamba Juice
Gimme my Listerine® Total Care Zero for my mouth cuz who's got time to brush after every joint
Gimme my  Clairol® Nice ‘n Easy Color Blend Foam to hide my age cuz Cosmo sez 50 is the new 20  
Gimme my  Huggies Little Movers Slip-on Diapers so my shitty kid won't soil my pickup's leather
Gimme my  Orville Redenbacher’s Gourmet Pop Corn to sneak into the movies cuz I ain't paying $5
Gimme my  N.Y.® Garlic Knots to keep away the vampire teens who quote Twilight like the Bible
Gimme my Air Wick Flip n’Fresh to mask my stank cuz the neighbors are coming over for Tatertots
Gimme my OFF! Deep Woods Dry Insect Repellent so I can admire nature like Thoreau sans cooties
Gimme my Lean Cuisine Market Creations cuz the only thing I can make for dinner is reservations
Gimme my Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor so I don't look like Jesus-F-Christ or a sandnigger
Gimme my Jimmy Dean Hearty Sausage Crumbles because I love pork tidbits in my clogged arteries
Gimme my JointCare Treats cuz my dog has arthritis and he won't say How high? when I say Jump!
Gimme my MD Lash Factor Eyelash Conditioner cuz flirtatious love winks should be unconditional
Gimme my Coffeemate Natural Bliss because that's the only bliss I'll ever get in this fucking lifetime

America's soul is shrinking and vanishing like glaciers.
Grackles ebonize the sky where once proud eagles soared.
With God's help, America will rise again like the body of Christ after a good whooping!
Come on y'all - don't let my patriotic rant spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.

Disclaimer: I'm just 'in character' playing a somewhat well read redneck with both a Costco and Sam's Club membership. This rant/poem is at once a parody of American consumerism and an homage to jingoistic racism. So I don't want none of you spearchuckers, kikes, chinks, degos, dinks, dotheads, dune coons, golliwogs, ragheads, paddies, yanks, frogs, wiggers, greasers, twinkies, cooters, slopes, hajjis, krauts, pakis, limeys, micks, polacks, oreos, wogs, neches, beaners or prairie niggers to take offense. All you people are too sensitive anyway. Sensitivity is NOT AMERICAN! You snitch on me and I'm calling the Department of Homeland Security at (866) DHS-2-ICE. You're not fooling anyone -- your fucking student visa expired in 1996.
#fun   #day   #america   #fuck   #christian   #on   #usa   #shit   #field   #false   #play   #rant   #humor   #make-believe   #bigotry   #banter   #laughs   #ball   #satire   #liberty   #irony   #parody   #farce   #racist   #penis   #sarcasm   #wit   #segregation   #trending   #discrimination   #mockery   #distortion   #picnic   #phony   #lew   #amazon   #slang   #rodeo   #sitcom   #beryldov   #interlude   #unreal   #mimic   #camp   #unfairness   #partiality   #despotism   #pseudo   #libel   #bias   #quasi   #substitute   #bogus   #counterfeit   #forged   #sham   #spurious   #imitation   #put-on   #witticism   #drollery   #raillery   #burlesque   #facetiousness   #wittiness   #takeoff   #dummy   #hilarity   #united-states   #grins   #manure   #pretended   #so-called   #kkk   #apartheid   #illiberality   #racialism   #sectarianism   #cartoon   #conceit   #spoof   #fraudulent   #ridicule   #joking   #amplifications   #anecdotes   #brobdingnagian   #caricature   #causticity   #chaffing   #chupacabra   #costco   #cultural-coal-mine   #customers   #digressions   #dogmas   #harangues   #huddled-masses   #klansman   #lampoon   #lampoonery   #manure-flinging   #microbes   #mimicry   #one-sidedness   #pasquinade   #pastiche   #persiflage   #play-on   #sams-club   #send-up   #shades-of-gray   #skit   #squib   #travesty   #fun-and-games   #hoopla   #schtick   #ersatz   #simulated   #merry-go-round   #feigned   #apish   #slapstick   #faked   #hokey   #imitative   #funniness   #comicality   #humorousness   #vaudeville   #jesting   #comicalness   #drollness   #funnies   #wisecracking   #comic-drama   #gag-show   #high-camp   #high-time   #light-entertainment  
cuz they ain't Christian microbes so they ain't gonna be no use to us.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ

This ain't my first rodeo, so knowing the score more than four
I declare in this manure-flinging system of elected despotism
we ain't got no permanent friends, just permanent interests.
America's a dazzling chupacabra of a conceit
conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition
that shades of equality increase the gross market share.
We supplant the visible etchings of the colonial lash
with the invisible ones of debt by procuring more shit we don't need.
Breathless canaries in a cultural coal-mine,
fascicled to Breaking Bad, Mad Men and the Simpsons,
shackled to Amazon 's 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought'
we're driven out toward the oceans beneath Europa's baker's sugar crust
where freedom exists on a mono-cellular level
but knowing we 're not alone doesn't amount to manure
cuz they ain't Christian microbes so they ain't gonna be no use to us.
Like wind before the thunder the supple susurrus of my heart
sends frissons of pleasure jolting though my penis
bloated to such Brobdingnagian dimensions
as to feel at home in the hallowed aisles of Costco or Sam's Club.
Our finger wagging Uncle has overstayed his welcome,
So fuck your tired, your poor -
you're taking away jobs from real Americans.
Fuck your huddled masses yearning to breathe free -
your emergency room doctor visits are costing taxpayers $2211.16 a pop.
Fuck the wretched refuse of your teeming shore -
we already have enough garbage to fill our landfills
Just gimme my VIZIO 80” Razor LED™ 3D Smart TV  for my eye candy
Gimme my  Google Nexus 8 cell phone cuz Steve Jobs can suck my dick
Gimme my Fidelio X1 headphones so I don't miss the subtle nuances in Willie Nelson's 'Crazy
Gimme my Soda Stream Revolution for my whiskey chasers cuz Seltzer sounds too Jewish
Gimme my Nestlé Crunch Girl Scout candy bars for my sweet tooth and latent pedophilia
Gimme my Farmers Garden by Vlasic for my wife's prego cravings ever since the dingo took her baby
Gimme my Dial Triple Moisture Body cuz my balls got a stank like 3 day old crawdads
Gimme my Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet tissue cuz my ass needs TLC and backdoor action
Gimme my  Quaker Real Medleys Oatmeal cuz them Nixonesque Quakers are the bomb yo!
Gimme my MidNite Natural Sleep Aid for my insomnia cuz crystal meth has a side effect or two
Gimme my Fruit Smoothie Shakers so I don't have to get gouged by some turban mofo at Jamba Juice
Gimme my Listerine® Total Care Zero for my mouth cuz who's got time to brush after every joint
Gimme my  Clairol® Nice ‘n Easy Color Blend Foam to hide my age cuz Cosmo sez 50 is the new 20  
Gimme my  Huggies Little Movers Slip-on Diapers so my shitty kid won't soil my pickup's leather
Gimme my  Orville Redenbacher’s Gourmet Pop Corn to sneak into the movies cuz I ain't paying $5
Gimme my  N.Y.® Garlic Knots to keep away the vampire teens who quote Twilight like the Bible
Gimme my Air Wick Flip n’Fresh to mask my stank cuz the neighbors are coming over for Tatertots
Gimme my OFF! Deep Woods Dry Insect Repellent so I can admire nature like Thoreau sans cooties
Gimme my Lean Cuisine Market Creations cuz the only thing I can make for dinner is reservations
Gimme my Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor so I don't look like Jesus-F-Christ or a sandnigger
Gimme my Jimmy Dean Hearty Sausage Crumbles because I love pork tidbits in my clogged arteries
Gimme my JointCare Treats cuz my dog has arthritis and he won't say How high? when I say Jump!
Gimme my MD Lash Factor Eyelash Conditioner cuz flirtatious love winks should be unconditional
Gimme my Coffeemate Natural Bliss because that's the only bliss I'll ever get in this fucking lifetime

America's soul is shrinking and vanishing like glaciers.
Grackles ebonize the sky where once proud eagles soared.
With God's help, America will rise again like the body of Christ after a good whooping!
Come on y'all - don't let my patriotic rant spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.

Disclaimer: I'm just 'in character' playing a somewhat well read redneck with both a Costco and Sam's Club membership. This rant/poem is at once a parody of American consumerism and an homage to jingoistic racism. So I don't want none of you spearchuckers, kikes, chinks, degos, dinks, dotheads, dune coons, golliwogs, ragheads, paddies, yanks, frogs, wiggers, greasers, twinkies, cooters, slopes, hajjis, krauts, pakis, limeys, micks, polacks, oreos, wogs, neches, beaners or prairie niggers to take offense. All you people are too sensitive anyway. Sensitivity is NOT AMERICAN! You snitch on me and I'm calling the Department of Homeland Security at (866) DHS-2-ICE. You're not fooling anyone -- your fucking student visa expired in 1996.
.
#fun   #day   #america   #fuck   #christian   #on   #usa   #shit   #field   #false   #play   #rant   #humor   #make-believe   #bigotry   #banter   #laughs   #ball   #satire   #liberty   #irony   #parody   #farce   #racist   #penis   #sarcasm   #wit   #segregation   #trending   #discrimination   #mockery   #distortion   #picnic   #phony   #lew   #amazon   #slang   #rodeo   #sitcom   #beryldov   #interlude   #unreal   #mimic   #camp   #unfairness   #partiality   #despotism   #pseudo   #libel   #bias   #quasi   #substitute   #bogus   #counterfeit   #forged   #sham   #spurious   #imitation   #put-on   #witticism   #drollery   #raillery   #burlesque   #facetiousness   #wittiness   #takeoff   #dummy   #hilarity   #united-states   #grins   #manure   #pretended   #so-called   #kkk   #apartheid   #illiberality   #racialism   #sectarianism   #cartoon   #conceit   #spoof   #fraudulent   #ridicule   #joking   #amplifications   #anecdotes   #brobdingnagian   #caricature   #causticity   #chaffing   #chupacabra   #costco   #cultural-coal-mine   #customers   #digressions   #dogmas   #harangues   #huddled-masses   #klansman   #lampoon   #lampoonery   #manure-flinging   #microbes   #mimicry   #one-sidedness   #pasquinade   #pastiche   #persiflage   #play-on   #sams-club   #send-up   #shades-of-gray   #skit   #squib   #travesty   #fun-and-games   #hoopla   #schtick   #ersatz   #simulated   #merry-go-round   #feigned   #apish   #slapstick   #faked   #hokey   #imitative   #funniness   #comicality   #humorousness   #vaudeville   #jesting   #comicalness   #drollness   #funnies   #wisecracking   #comic-drama   #gag-show   #high-camp   #high-time   #light-entertainment  
cuz they ain't Christian microbes so they ain't gonna be no use to us.
βέƦẙḽ Dṏṽ

This ain't my first rodeo, so knowing the score more than four
I declare in this manure-flinging system of elected despotism
we ain't got no permanent friends, just permanent interests.
America's a dazzling chupacabra of a conceit
conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition
that shades of equality increase the gross market share.
We supplant the visible etchings of the colonial lash
with the invisible ones of debt by procuring more shit we don't need.
Breathless canaries in a cultural coal-mine,
fascicled to Breaking Bad, Mad Men and the Simpsons,
shackled to Amazon 's 'Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought'
we're driven out toward the oceans beneath Europa's baker's sugar crust
where freedom exists on a mono-cellular level
but knowing we 're not alone doesn't amount to manure
cuz they ain't Christian microbes so they ain't gonna be no use to us.
Like wind before the thunder the supple susurrus of my heart
sends frissons of pleasure jolting though my penis
bloated to such Brobdingnagian dimensions
as to feel at home in the hallowed aisles of Costco or Sam's Club.
Our finger wagging Uncle has overstayed his welcome,
So fuck your tired, your poor -
you're taking away jobs from real Americans.
Fuck your huddled masses yearning to breathe free -
your emergency room doctor visits are costing taxpayers $2211.16 a pop.
Fuck the wretched refuse of your teeming shore -
we already have enough garbage to fill our landfills
Just gimme my VIZIO 80” Razor LED™ 3D Smart TV  for my eye candy
Gimme my  Google Nexus 8 cell phone cuz Steve Jobs can suck my dick
Gimme my Fidelio X1 headphones so I don't miss the subtle nuances in Willie Nelson's 'Crazy
Gimme my Soda Stream Revolution for my whiskey chasers cuz Seltzer sounds too Jewish
Gimme my Nestlé Crunch Girl Scout candy bars for my sweet tooth and latent pedophilia
Gimme my Farmers Garden by Vlasic for my wife's prego cravings ever since the dingo took her baby
Gimme my Dial Triple Moisture Body cuz my balls got a stank like 3 day old crawdads
Gimme my Quilted Northern Ultra Plush toilet tissue cuz my ass needs TLC and backdoor action
Gimme my  Quaker Real Medleys Oatmeal cuz them Nixonesque Quakers are the bomb yo!
Gimme my MidNite Natural Sleep Aid for my insomnia cuz crystal meth has a side effect or two
Gimme my Fruit Smoothie Shakers so I don't have to get gouged by some turban mofo at Jamba Juice
Gimme my Listerine® Total Care Zero for my mouth cuz who's got time to brush after every joint
Gimme my  Clairol® Nice ‘n Easy Color Blend Foam to hide my age cuz Cosmo sez 50 is the new 20  
Gimme my  Huggies Little Movers Slip-on Diapers so my shitty kid won't soil my pickup's leather
Gimme my  Orville Redenbacher’s Gourmet Pop Corn to sneak into the movies cuz I ain't paying $5
Gimme my  N.Y.® Garlic Knots to keep away the vampire teens who quote Twilight like the Bible
Gimme my Air Wick Flip n’Fresh to mask my stank cuz the neighbors are coming over for Tatertots
Gimme my OFF! Deep Woods Dry Insect Repellent so I can admire nature like Thoreau sans cooties
Gimme my Lean Cuisine Market Creations cuz the only thing I can make for dinner is reservations
Gimme my Gillette Fusion ProGlide Power Razor so I don't look like Jesus-F-Christ or a sandnigger
Gimme my Jimmy Dean Hearty Sausage Crumbles because I love pork tidbits in my clogged arteries
Gimme my JointCare Treats cuz my dog has arthritis and he won't say How high? when I say Jump!
Gimme my MD Lash Factor Eyelash Conditioner cuz flirtatious love winks should be unconditional
Gimme my Coffeemate Natural Bliss because that's the only bliss I'll ever get in this fucking lifetime

America's soul is shrinking and vanishing like glaciers.
Grackles ebonize the sky where once proud eagles soared.
With God's help, America will rise again like the body of Christ after a good whooping!
Come on y'all - don't let my patriotic rant spoil a perfectly good Klan rally.

Disclaimer: I'm just 'in character' playing a somewhat well read redneck with both a Costco and Sam's Club membership. This rant/poem is at once a parody of American consumerism and an homage to jingoistic racism. So I don't want none of you spearchuckers, kikes, chinks, degos, dinks, dotheads, dune coons, golliwogs, ragheads, paddies, yanks, frogs, wiggers, greasers, twinkies, cooters, slopes, hajjis, krauts, pakis, limeys, micks, polacks, oreos, wogs, neches, beaners or prairie niggers to take offense. All you people are too sensitive anyway. Sensitivity is NOT AMERICAN! You snitch on me and I'm calling the Department of Homeland Security at (866) DHS-2-ICE. You're not fooling anyone -- your fucking student visa expired in 1996.
#fun   #day   #america   #fuck   #christian   #on   #usa   #shit   #field   #false   #play   #rant   #humor   #make-believe   #bigotry   #banter   #laughs   #ball   #satire   #liberty   #irony   #parody   #farce   #racist   #penis   #sarcasm   #wit   #segregation   #trending   #discrimination   #mockery   #distortion   #picnic   #phony   #lew   #amazon   #slang   #rodeo   #sitcom   #beryldov   #interlude   #unreal   #mimic   #camp   #unfairness   #partiality   #despotism   #pseudo   #libel   #bias   #quasi   #substitute   #bogus   #counterfeit   #forged   #sham   #spurious   #imitation   #put-on   #witticism   #drollery   #raillery   #burlesque   #facetiousness   #wittiness   #takeoff   #dummy   #hilarity   #united-states   #grins   #manure   #pretended   #so-called   #kkk   #apartheid   #illiberality   #racialism   #sectarianism   #cartoon   #conceit   #spoof   #fraudulent   #ridicule   #joking   #amplifications   #anecdotes   #brobdingnagian   #caricature   #causticity   #chaffing   #chupacabra   #costco   #cultural-coal-mine   #customers   #digressions   #dogmas   #harangues   #huddled-masses   #klansman   #lampoon   #lampoonery   #manure-flinging   #microbes   #mimicry   #one-sidedness   #pasquinade   #pastiche   #persiflage   #play-on   #sams-club   #send-up   #shades-of-gray   #skit   #squib   #travesty   #fun-and-games   #hoopla   #schtick   #ersatz   #simulated   #merry-go-round   #feigned   #apish   #slapstick   #faked   #hokey   #imitative   #funniness   #comicality   #humorousness   #vaudeville   #jesting   #comicalness   #drollness   #funnies   #wisecracking   #comic-drama   #gag-show   #high-camp   #high-time   #light-entertainment  
Microbes multiply
Ben Jones
Ben Jones
Jul 17, 2013

Microbes multiply
By dividing, ironic
Really isn't it?

enslave microbes trapped in ice caps
Sarah Gawricki
Sarah Gawricki
Dec 29, 2012

Looks like we’re packing up our stuff & moving to Mars
to watch our phones become obsolete
& eat freeze dried insects.
They emit less carbon
& we haven’t found
any natives we can steal from
yet.

Colonize another globe;
enslave microbes trapped in ice caps
to do our bidding
until we find some better workers,
plant some better traps.
Move out, comrades!

We’ve got planets to infect.

egos are, what microbes we become in
Hip Heart
Hip Heart
Aug 2, 2013

We shrank our Earth with the gift of the birds
becoming space cadets spreading stiff wings
out from the air to the weightless expanse,
broadening ourselves beyond our planet.

We have seen our constant overwhelming
insignificance, how small our God
egos are, what microbes we become in
the lens of the universe. A seemingly
inevitability of organic
material marveling at beauty
this glorious conscious cosmos called life.

leaking bacterial microbes
S Lyman Temple BS
S Lyman Temple BS
Jul 8      Jul 10

twisted acids building sick
ten hour internal processers
wore and frayed
spilling refuse
leaking bacterial microbes
feeding diseased cells
revitalizing decomposition
foreign substance discovering pleasant surroundings
calling for manifest destiny
and the claiming of new regions in the name of an unseen king
wave after wave of intruders build homes
spread culture
influence the overall society
engage the natives
become allies
all the while undermining the land itself

From microbes to oceans
Andrew Wenson
Andrew Wenson
Nov 5, 2012

Quilts hang, wet on clothesline
More than seven suns pass yet they stay drenched

Hellfire couldn't stop
Storm-clouds in the hearts of an entire species
Brands that singe the arteries of life
From microbes to oceans

Placed on the altar of Earth
Dubious goals led us far away from our homes
Viruses envy our might
Kilowatt-hours rule

Another poem composed using my chance operations ruleset.
Penetrating microbes under fluorescent floors
Mauricio
Mauricio
Jun 7, 2013

8:00 a.m. and
It’s all there
The wishes the dreams
The vomit
Spread open surfacing to eye level
Inconsistent lullabies
Slowly taking effect
Penetrating microbes under fluorescent floors
Pictures taken
Noises of days gone
Mentioning names scattered charms
The less blind go to the abyss
Faces enamored by shock and drowning
This year taken from under beds
Smoldering and ever present
The thin white lines in rain soaked hands
Drive away from here

 
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