"hahahah" poems
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods
Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments
Lets help you out by offering some buzzwords
For your important assignments even though they've
been floated around forever,
But we understand you need some help catching up
So memorize these basic premises
And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time
by raking your little brains to create poems with them
Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES
is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in
LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that
much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a
popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART-
Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS
That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and
again so trigger them as you like.
How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that
famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES,
Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also
remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what
I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and
what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off
or SUBMISSIVE another popular one.
Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL
those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG
that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL,
beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that
never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for
drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget
RED, what to do without that pinking away.
So please Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department
keep with the programme and work on these pointers
crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants
Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key.
Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things
Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 4:30 PM UTC
NICE ****
looks like i know where i'm going to **** all over next ...
that's right
right in your *** hole
hahahah never saw that one cuming
Dec 8, 2020
Dec 8, 2020 at 11:35 PM UTC
It's starting
Puff puff
Drink drink
Just a little to start
A tingle euphoria generates through my body
Hahahah
How heavenly
What a draining relief has come
Laughable ramblings through the groups
Fickle chat
Random silences
A leveling effect has come
Teeter todder invisible waves rub across my body
How invigorating
The tingle Slowly shifts into a numbing pulse
I didn't notice
How nice
Then it fades away
Like a butterfly in a suns rays
Sweet intoxication
Jun 16, 2014
Jun 16, 2014 at 7:03 PM UTC
I love you too much
too much
head is filled with moments
i could and would
have done differently
greeted myself better
but that's the past
not to be confused with the present
I am similar to an
ever-loving-shy-boy
who you know
loves her
but is too scared to do anything
because he doesn't know how
and because he doesn't want to
hurt you
he just wants
to love faithfully
but
hahahah
faithfully.
from a teenager?!
what are we reading here?
science fiction?
but it is true
i **** at telling you
that my heart aches
at your thoughts
and when your name is uttered
tears me up
because i know
i did nothing to help
or did nothing to show my love
I just
let you sit there and cry
shame on me
for not doing anything
for ruining his moment
i cannot do much
to change the past
but i hope
that after you move
or I move
you will find someone better than me
I am not the best
cannot be
never was
I was just a re-incarnation
of my soul
who is very kind to people
and just as protective and shy
lies in my birth sign
Scorpio
Just never wanted to do anything
but love someone wholeheartedly
that's not something that will
happen so I need to let that fantasy go
but its a hard habit to break
when you are already knee deep into it
Jan 27, 2014
Jan 27, 2014 at 11:33 PM UTC
What you said:
"LOL"
"bahahah"
****
"hehe"
"😂"
"hahahah"
What you wanted to say:
im in pain
i want a hug
im mad
im sad
im dissapointed
i miss him
im hurting
im crying
i want to cry
im not eating much anymore
im upset
i dont care
i don't know how to feel
i know that you dont know how to express your feelings, and i understand
you say "LOL" or "hahaha" when absolutely nothing is funny
you say it when you're hurting the most
but why does it help you cope
to say the opposite of what you're feeling
Nov 6, 2020
Nov 6, 2020 at 8:35 PM UTC
Juan! Juan! Sa diin na ang palangga ko nga Juan?
May dapat vlah ikaw mahibaluan
Ako sa imo may kinahanglan
Simple malang ang akon ginapangayo
Nga ako ang pagapilion mo
Pila ang gusto mo nga ihatag ko?
Sige don…indi timo maghinulsol kaja ah
Para man ja sa imo ikaayo kg ikasadya
Di vlah gusto mo nga mag-umwad ka?
Indi ka? Sige guys, kamo na bahala sa iya
Himua ang tanan para siya akon makuha
Ang dungog, pag-apin kg boto niya
Hahahah! Juan! Juan… Akon ang boto mo!
-sometime in 02/2016
(Dumarao)
*for Lit. Day 2016
Sep 27, 2019
Sep 27, 2019 at 10:50 PM UTC
EVERYDAY NEW CHALLENGE
EVERYDAY NEW PAIN
EVERYDAY I GET HURT
BUT I CAN ONLY PRETEND
PEOPLE KILLING ME WITH THEIR WORDS AND WHAT I CAN SHOW THEM IS A SMILE. HAHAHAH
A FAKE SMILE.
WHICH COVER MY PAIN. like no one do.
Aug 10, 2018
Aug 10, 2018 at 9:02 AM UTC
daddy's little girl
yeah right.
daddy can barely call his
little girl back.
she's desperate for him too.
guess he has better things to do.
or even better,
another family with
more important kids than
you.
god, I have daddy issues
don't I?
Jun 13, 2013
Jun 13, 2013 at 8:42 PM UTC
Hey. Don’t fall asleep.
hahaha
*hahahah
I won’t
If I end up falling asleep, it would be with you.*
Jul 22, 2013
Jul 22, 2013 at 1:33 PM UTC
this is the moment i write about you
when i've already drank enough
and i find it really hard to write the right words
through these wrongful steps
i come to say that i'm alright
and practically over you
not completely alright
i still have many exhausts
which are gonna hurt me eventually
- not in a sentimental way, at least
but yeah
i'm managing my way
through being a single guy at his 20s
even though nobody's ever taught him
anything about it
i was thinking about this today
the last girl i tried to get along with
was one year younger than me
and she was 17
now i'm 21
and i'm completely hopeless in what concerns
getting to talk to girls
but i don't feel bad
- even though i've dreamt about you last night
and i'm alright
and i truly hope you are as well
and i hope you'll read this eventually
and feel better
i'm gonna get over with alcohol
- i don't put my word on the line,
but i swear i'll try
fare thee well
i hope you send me boots of spanish leather
(and i hope you get the reference, hahahah)
Oct 12, 2018
Oct 12, 2018 at 1:29 AM UTC
Another day no job
What's the point
In trying anymore
Maybe I should go be a slave
At some cash register somewhere
Making minimum wage
Hahahah
With all my education
I have no money
Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 11:58 AM UTC
Where's the Dolphin....
Well it's not like they have
a man or a lover, the real type
with a nine inch mahogany sword
to drag them of a computer
and thrill the bejesus out of their bodies
multiple ******* and trembling knees
a joyous beating heart and a smile as wide as mine
So sit there and make it up
any attention from the subject of your wet patches
can fuel fantasies when you later
hit the sack until tomorrow again
yea..go listen to some of my exploits
ask when she said
wow, you are just amazing, the best I've ever had
did I ever tell about her laughing
and describing those other men she's had
and how small and useless they are
she said some you had to beg for it,
cause they just don't have the strength or stamina
some are small, so you feel nothing really there
and some explode in minutes, you're left feeling mad
while some are awkward and messy
and most find it hard to get it hard...hahahah
Oh women can be so naughty
if they ain't getting it right
or ain't getting it at all
But YOU she said again and again
are the hottest *** god around you got the passion,
ten outta ten and just the best tool ever
I ain't lying to you, I ain't jiving you
so think of me right now as you always do
I am called the milk man, cause I always deliver
some call me Martini, cause I can do it anytime, anywhere
always ready, always hard, smooth and handsome
they call me me the Dolphin and yes I can swim good, so good
so sorry you have to spend your time here
so sorry you can't find a man like me
so sorry you have to come here and vent
so sorry your life is such a misery
for if you had me, you won't wanna know a PC
less sit and write nonsense about that man with the mostest
I would have had you on your back, legs spread wide
let's go swimming with the Dolphin in tight...yeah...in tight..
yeah babies, if you have a man like me
you'll never be on the computer
writing poems out of frustration
hating yourself and your man-less state
No dolphin, only a miserable skinny sausage if at all
so do write and take your frustration out on that man
whose thought gives you a damp patch...wow....
Ain't I just so .........................
Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019 at 3:29 AM UTC
ha
hahahahah ahha
hahah hahahah
hha hahahah
h
haha
hahaha ahahahaha hahah ahahahahah
hah hahahah
hah hahahah
haha hahahahha
hah hahahah
ha hahah
hahaha hahahh
hahaha hahaha
hahaha hahahaha
hahaha hahahaha
hahaha hahaha
Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 12:39 AM UTC
It's A Miserable
Long drawn out
Painful story
My life
And I'm tired
Of being alone
Everyday
I can't seem to make the
Left side of my back
Totally even with my right
What if
I just don't like it
I think the whole
Idea of life
Is just stupid
And meaningless
What a sad person
I must be to write all this
I suppose one day
Some day soon
America will collapse
It's a world
That never cares
That never changes
You know I make about 125 dollars
A day to substitute teach
Katy Perry makes millions
To sing about *** and stuff
Do I even exist at all?
I am writing this
So I must
I got angry at God
But then I asked Jesus
For forgiveness
So everything is okay
Why do I have to have
This body
I emailed a family member
I shouldn't have done that
I'm bad at relationships
I want a woman to be mean
To get me in a scissor hold
To squeeze my head between
Her powerful legs
And make me cry
Life *****
I think I'm just a deist now
But I'm not really
Couldn't the creator have come up
WIth something better
That this place
Hahahah
The experience isn't changing
I want female friends
******
Jan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 9:51 AM UTC
Burn the pictures
Destroy the memories
I hate the past
I hate this home
There are no jobs
I do not care
I will keep trying
But I just don't give a **** anymore
hahahah
Mar 12, 2015
Mar 12, 2015 at 11:44 AM UTC
2013-- No job
2014-- No job
2015-- No job
hahahah America
What a f****** joke
And with all my education
I'll never get to leave this **** home
Apr 4, 2015
Apr 4, 2015 at 12:56 AM UTC
Wish that I had a better napkin to wipe up this stain
As I wish that the tv would just take up the entire room, like a vaccum cloud
I will ride, with that each sound will forge deeper into my canal, and just leave me with nothing but leather threads and my jeans
Let me take a whiff of that apple, a tackle at this pear
Let my mind perish hahahah a
I want to donate a list to the obsidian preservation society
And in their name serve casserole for ppotiential donation
Donate thousands to make better beds
And millions for safer water
Yes I swear
Yes I sear
May 20, 2018
May 20, 2018 at 9:49 PM UTC