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Cheyanne Hopkins Sep 2018
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Yenson Sep 2018
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods
Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments
Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords
For your important assignments even though they've
been floated around forever,

But we understand you need some help catching up
So memorize these basic premises
And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time
by raking your little brains to create  poems with them

Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES
is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in
LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that
much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a
popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART-
Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS
That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and
again so trigger them as you like.

How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that
famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES,
Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also
remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what
I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and
what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off
or SUBMISSIVE another popular one.

Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL
those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG
that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL,
beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that
never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for
drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget
RED, what to do without that pinking away.

So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department
keep with the programme and work on these pointers
crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants
Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key.
Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things
Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
Yazad Tafti Dec 2020
NICE ****
looks like i know where i'm going to **** all over next ...

that's right

right in your *******

hahahah  never saw that one cuming
back door or no door
CommonStory Jun 2014
It's starting


Puff puff


Drink drink


Just a little to start


A tingle euphoria generates through my body


Hahahah 


How heavenly


What a draining relief has come


Laughable ramblings through the groups


Fickle chat


Random silences


A leveling effect has come


Teeter todder invisible waves rub across my body


How invigorating


The tingle Slowly shifts into a numbing pulse


I didn't notice


How nice


Then it fades away


Like a butterfly in a suns rays


Sweet intoxication
R Jun 2013
daddy's little girl
yeah right.
daddy can barely call his
little girl back.
she's desperate for him too.
guess he has better things to do.
or even better,
another family with
more important kids than
you.

god, I have daddy issues
don't I?
Sa Sa Ra Dec 2012
I went into the DeepWell this morning for another kinda,
wake up cup more like trying to be with some things need simmering down,
for the flames are bright and looking hot but but but warm and so soothing,
ooohing aaaahining awwwwweing inspiring rather blissfull kissfull blissing,
kissing idk bout hi'way 61 but for of you bro I know about your kitchen!!!!

Anywhohow way idk if I had much a drink at all with wake up or simmer down,
nor a nibble though some things are clear once in a blue year;

IDK like what's going on, down up once in a while or my preferred self setting dip flip switch's,
hahaha but reads are packing and that's good;

having to get back to too many responses 'um think 'bout the president,
the few who get through and we see a few presentations that should all be heard 'n seen too;

for I know we're all just blood bearing beings, counting on air,
but my cabinet I'm all of 'em unless you have more to say speak on this now;

staff, budget, readers, recorders, playback digitizers self routing pouting deciders,
all kinds of chaos chasers 'um not got;

I know so like all here 'um wat's wit dis cat;

what's he working three jobs or three wives 9 kids twelve ways;

nah not a drop so to say exactly 'dat way no more got a few getting on,
where I was and they was already born;

I'm thinking metaphysical then overly scrutinal to be careful both ways and wise,
she-it I can do more da better than a two way street try me I like 8's and 9's,
I lay all out there b4hand dey way den 'um say cats don't won't can't,
what ya ever think I've ever seen any reciprocity;

yah Solomon here we're working laughing crying all;

saw that movie "Anna Karenina" Leo Tolstoy novel base,
ya know the 'precious' 'Lord of the Rings' these sort of 'um things,
JC said along at least the 'Greatest b4 me Solomon' two kinds of exemplar,
(easy SO SO Bud Bud chill!!) one get demons off mans poor missions and happily,
doing 'Gods' love yet 'um well, I talk about these things with blood bearing beings,
I'm not even taking temperature into consideration;

just that I hear know 'dis 'da place gotta do 'da be greater things;

everybody knows Solomon a key why how hum 'um what ya kidding again,
oh so far off out heavy or fairy dust to me man, guess coming all together like JC,
just a bit may be out beyond such ganders of wonders what feelings lost looking down,
the land your feet are even upon, 'um man what about's;

'I'll be your solution if you'll be my remedy';

how does solution need remedy when they just bleed warm red blood a bit too bluish,
what if I say we need 'em all, does 'dat rhyme a chime of too like greedy who what me'eedy;

what ya want to "Possess Me!!!???"
hahahah !!!!<3<3##:):)!!!R

I just wanted to hit dat punchline while I was really in the middle,
but I do have a poem 'The Middle Riddle (in medias res)',

"When the middle is...
just right, there will be no will...towards an ending...!!!";

so back where we're we before the mention, no introductions say already too far gone,
as a wife would have to be  able to have an introduction of such a silly notion no more;

re: refer to as; X'yzzzzzleeeeping;

with that illegally separated easier straighter to say Fb have not figged 'dat one up yet,
Solomon is calling 'em up everyday/night;

let me tell ya man of the woes of Solomon and to me I coined the phrase myself,
so I Google'd it up, for I just thought those cats yonder dare' might have downloaded,
my brain and some well of it's keys and you've got the rest better;

know now I understand it's out there by book, I don't dare look yet before it's clear,
who wrote that stuff and I'll tell by what it won't, by omissions, excessive unwarranted permissions,
I'm wondering, I scan the great collections, not so invasive of more personally assured permissions,
there were days where there were a hand full of very warm open hopeful receptive set of beings,
along some tour that said go west as I was east and by a rather large pond;

do I need go on here now,
I start your clock too 'den what,
I'll get nine codes running inside out,
backwards inside of you,
'den just what can ya do!!!
Sir B Jan 2014
I love you too much
too much

head is filled with moments
i could and would
have done differently
greeted myself better

but that's the past
not to be confused with the present
I am similar to an
ever-loving-shy-boy
who you know
loves her

but is too scared to do anything
because he doesn't know how
and because he doesn't want to
hurt you

he just wants
to love faithfully
but
hahahah

faithfully.
from a teenager?!
what are we reading here?
science fiction?

but it is true
i **** at telling you
that my heart aches
at your thoughts
and when your name is uttered
tears me up

because i know
i did nothing to help
or did nothing to show my love

I just



let you sit there and cry
shame on me
for not doing anything
for ruining his moment
i cannot do much
to change the past
but i hope
that after you move
or I move

you will find someone better than me
I am not the best
cannot be
never was
I was just a re-incarnation
of my soul
who is very kind to people
and just as protective and shy
lies in my birth sign
Scorpio

Just never wanted to do anything
but love someone wholeheartedly
that's not something that will
happen so I need to let that fantasy go
but its a hard habit to break
when you are already knee deep into it
This is a repost, sorry for deleting the first one.Wrote this when my headache was on. I truly am sad for not doing anything and for ruining his moment. I just have this bad luck, that when something good will happen to someone, i break something 10x worse to them. Just my bad luck which won't leave me. I can apologize all I want, it won't change the past, which is the most depressing part. I just, **** at loving and telling someone I love them a lot.
SquidInk Nov 2020
What you said:
"LOL"
"bahahah"
"****"
"hehe"
"😂"
"hahahah"
What you wanted to say:
im in pain
i want a hug
im mad
im sad
im dissapointed
i miss him
im hurting
im crying
i want to cry
im not eating much anymore
im upset
i dont care
i don't know how to feel

i know that you dont know how to express your feelings, and i understand
you say "LOL" or "hahaha" when absolutely nothing is funny
you say it when you're hurting the most
but why does it help you cope
to say the opposite of what you're feeling
indirect interpretation
LostInFire Aug 2018
EVERYDAY NEW CHALLENGE
EVERYDAY NEW PAIN
EVERYDAY I GET HURT
BUT I CAN ONLY PRETEND
PEOPLE KILLING ME WITH THEIR WORDS AND WHAT I CAN SHOW THEM IS A SMILE. HAHAHAH

A FAKE SMILE.
WHICH COVER MY PAIN. like no one do.
Hey. Don’t fall asleep.
hahaha

*hahahah
I won’t
If I end up falling asleep, it would be with you.
© http://peterandtink.wordpress.com/
Matt Jan 2015
LOL
Another day no job
What's the point
In trying anymore

Maybe I should go be a slave
At some cash register somewhere
Making minimum wage

Hahahah
With all my education
I have no money
Yenson Apr 2019
Where's the Dolphin....
Well it's not like they have
a man or a lover, the real type
with a nine inch mahogany sword
to drag them of a computer
and thrill the bejesus out of their bodies
multiple ******* and trembling knees
a joyous beating heart and a smile as wide as mine

So sit there and make it up
any attention from the subject of your wet patches
can fuel fantasies when you later
hit the sack until tomorrow again
yea..go listen to some of my exploits
ask when she said
wow, you are just amazing, the best I've ever had
did I ever tell about her laughing
and describing those other men she's had
and how small and useless they are

she said some you had to beg for it,
cause they just don't have the strength or stamina
some are small, so you feel nothing really there
and some explode in minutes, you're left feeling mad
while some are awkward and messy
and most find it hard to get it hard...hahahah
Oh women can be so naughty
if they ain't getting it right
or ain't getting it at all

But YOU she said again and again
are the hottest *** god around you got the passion,
ten outta ten and just the best tool ever
I ain't lying to you, I ain't jiving you
so think of me right now as you always do
I am called the milk man, cause I always deliver
some call me Martini, cause I can do it anytime, anywhere
always ready, always hard, smooth and handsome
they call me me the Dolphin and yes I can swim good, so good

so sorry you have to spend your time here
so sorry you can't find a man like me
so sorry you have to come here and vent
so sorry your life is such a misery
for if you had me, you won't wanna know a PC
less sit and write nonsense about that man with the mostest
I would have had you on your back, legs spread wide
let's go swimming with the Dolphin in tight...yeah...in tight..

yeah babies, if you have a man like me
you'll never be on the computer
writing poems out of frustration
hating yourself and your man-less state
No dolphin, only a miserable skinny sausage if at all
so do write and take your frustration out on that man
whose thought gives you a damp patch...wow....
Ain't I just so .........................
Felipe Thomas Oct 2018
this is the moment i write about you
when i've already drank enough
and i find it really hard to write the right words

through these wrongful steps
i come to say that i'm alright
and practically over you

not completely alright
i still have many exhausts
which are gonna hurt me eventually
- not in a sentimental way, at least

but yeah
i'm managing my way
through being a single guy at his 20s
even though nobody's ever taught him
anything about it

i was thinking about this today
the last girl i tried to get along with
was one year younger than me
and she was 17

now i'm 21
and i'm completely hopeless in what concerns
getting to talk to girls

but i don't feel bad
- even though i've dreamt about you last night

and i'm alright
and i truly hope you are as well
and i hope you'll read this eventually
and feel better

i'm gonna get over with alcohol
- i don't put my word on the line,
  but i swear i'll try

fare thee well
i hope you send me boots of spanish leather
(and i hope you get the reference, hahahah)
Matt Jan 2016
It's A Miserable
Long drawn out
Painful story

My life

And I'm tired
Of being alone
Everyday

I can't seem to make the
Left side of my back
Totally even with my right

What if
I just don't like it

I think the whole
Idea of life
Is just stupid
And meaningless

What a sad person
I must be to write all this

I suppose one day
Some day soon
America will collapse

It's a world
That never cares
That never changes

You know I make about 125 dollars
A day to substitute teach

Katy Perry makes millions
To sing about *** and stuff

Do I even exist at all?

I am writing this
So I must

I got angry at God
But then I asked Jesus
For forgiveness
So everything is okay

Why do I have to have
This body

I emailed a family member
I shouldn't have done that
I'm bad at relationships

I want a woman to be mean
To get me in a scissor hold
To squeeze my head between
Her powerful legs
And make me cry

Life *****
I think I'm just a deist now
But I'm not really

Couldn't the creator have come up
WIth something better
That this place
Hahahah

The experience isn't changing

I want female friends
******!
Yenson May 2019
Hahaha   hahaha   hahahhahah ahhhhh
hahhahhha   hahahhhah hahahahhah hahahaha
hahahah  hahhha hahhahhha hahahah   hahhha hahhah
hahahhha hahhahha hahhahha hahhaha hahahaha hahhhaha
what's wrong, is it a crime to laugh?
Juan! Juan! Sa diin na ang palangga ko nga Juan?
May dapat vlah ikaw mahibaluan
Ako sa imo may kinahanglan

Simple malang ang akon ginapangayo
Nga ako ang pagapilion mo
Pila ang gusto mo nga ihatag ko?

Sige don…indi timo maghinulsol kaja ah
Para man ja sa imo ikaayo kg ikasadya
Di vlah gusto mo nga mag-umwad ka?

Indi ka? Sige guys, kamo na bahala sa iya
Himua ang tanan para siya akon makuha
Ang dungog, pag-apin kg boto niya

Hahahah! Juan! Juan… Akon ang boto mo!

-sometime in 02/2016
(Dumarao)
*for Lit. Day 2016
My Poem No. 501
Matt Apr 2015
2013-- No job
2014-- No job
2015-- No job

hahahah America
What a f** joke
And with all my education
I'll never get to leave this **** home
Matt Mar 2015
Burn the pictures
Destroy the memories
I hate the past
I hate this home

There are no jobs
I do not care

I will keep trying
But I just don't give a **** anymore
hahahah
Wish that I had a better napkin to wipe up this stain

As I wish that the tv would just take up the entire room, like a vaccum cloud


I will ride, with that each sound will forge deeper into my canal, and just leave me with nothing but leather threads and my jeans

Let me take a whiff of that apple, a tackle at this pear

Let my mind perish hahahah a

I want to donate a list to the obsidian preservation society

And in their name serve casserole for ppotiential donation


Donate thousands to make better beds


And millions for safer water

Yes I swear

Yes I sear
Yenson Oct 2019
You are amazing
wow! that was so hot
filling and so satisfying
wow! I never had it like that

You must have?
I swear, never ever
none has even come close
in past, just some small potion
forty seconds jerking and its over

Really?
I swear to you
don't even remind me
limp, unattractive, small
so irritating, you wanna shout
I just want it over, does nothing

You are addictive
I had the best ever time
I'm full but I just want more
You are amazing, simply the best

Just call me Pepsi, then...hahahah
hahaha
but its more than that though
you also have a wonderful personality
there are not a lot like you out there, if at all
Yeah..I am actually an alien, but tell no one please
hahaha..if I tell my girlfriends, you'll soon be a very tired alien
have you seen the merchandise out there, those tall pygmy things
all mouths no trousers, we call them, they'll hate the hell outta yer!

Why would that be?
well if you must know
Its because, you stand head and shoulder above them all
Hey! I thought it would be because I am Royalty, don't you think
hahaha...well, you certainly reach parts other can't reach, I tell you!
Yazad Tafti Jun 2021
days come when my eyesight simmers and i go all googly
eyed upon your presence
- dropped jaw left a mark in that concrete -

your presence is your greatest present

as the sun dismounts its self from the sky
Just as an ornament debranches from the tree upon boxing day

you are mi corazon
the fusion reactions which support the sun
the uv rays which nurture plants
the roses i pick for you upon the brightest moon
the sweet summer dance i shared upon you in the month of june

you are the most fond melody
only justice woulb be brought when played by a symphony


you are my heat waves and i am your
cool summer drink
lemonade
get on your knees
like lemons fall from lemon trees
like bass notes drop on a timpani
i'm about to lemonade in your mouth babe

hahahah
jks
Sa Sa Ra Nov 2012
I went into the DeepWell this morning for another kinda wake up cup more like trying to be with some things need simmering down for the flames are bright and looking hot but but but warm and so soothing ooohing aaaahining awwwwweing inspiring rather blissfull like kissfull and blissing and kissing idk bout hi'way 61 but for your of bro I know about your kitchen!!!!
Anywhohow way idk if I had much a drink at all with wake up or simmer down not a nibble some things are clear once in a blue year; but IDK like wats going on down up once in a while or my preferred self setting dip flip switch  hahaha but reads are packing and that's good; having to get back to too many responses 'um think 'bout the president and the few who get through and we see a few presentations that should all be heard 'n seen too; for I know we're all just blood bearing beings, counting on air, but my cabinet I'm all of 'em unless you have more to say speak on this now; staff budget, readers, recorders, playback digitizers self routing pouting deciders all kinds of chaos chasers 'um not got; I know so like all here 'um wat's wit dis cat; wat's he working three jobs or three wives 9 kids twelve ways; nah not a drop so to say xactly 'dat way no more got a few getting on where I was and they was already born; I'm thinkig metaphysical then overly scrutiny to be careful both ways and wise, she-it I can do more da better than a two way street try me I like 8's and 9's, but I lay all out there b4hand dey way den 'um say cats don't won't can't, what ya ever think I've ever seen any reciprocity; yah Solomon here we're working laughing crying all; say that movie "Anna Katrenina" Leo Tolstoy novel base, ya know the 'precious' 'Lord of the Rings' these sort of 'um things, JC said along at least the 'Greatest b4 me Solomon' two kinds of exemplar (easy SO SO Bud Bud chill!!)one get demons off mans poor missions and happily doing 'Gods' love yet 'um well, I talk about these things with blood bearing beings and I'm not even taking temperature into consideration; just that I hear know 'dis 'da place gotta do 'da be greater things; everybody knows Solomon a key why how hum 'um what ya kidding again oh so far off out heavy or fairy dust to me man, guess coming all together like JC just a bit may out beyond such ganders of wonders what feeling lost looking down the the land your feet even upon 'um man 'that 'bout 'I'll be your solution if you'll be my remedy' how does solution need remedy they just bleed warm red blood bit too bluish, wat if I sat we need 'em all does dat rhyme a chime to too like greedy whoo what me'eedy; what ya want to "Possess Me!!!???" hahahah !!!!<3<3##:):)!!!R
I just wanted to hit dat puchline while I was really in the middle, but I do have a poem 'The Middle Riddle (in medias res)' "When the middle is...
just right, there will be no will...towards an ending...!!!"; so back where we're we before the mention no introductions say already too far gone as a wife would have to be tobe able to have an introduction of such a silly notion no more; re: refer to as; X'yzzzzzleeeeping; with that illegally separated easier straighter to say Fb have not figged 'dat one up yet but Solomon is calling 'em up everyday/night; but let me tell ya man of the woes of Solomon and to me I coined the phrase and so I Google'd it up for just thought those cats yonder dare' might have downloaded my brain and some well it's keys and u've got the rest better; but know I understand it's out there by book but I don't dare look yet before it's clear who wrote that stuff and I'll tell by what it won't by omissions, excessive and unwarranted permissions, I'm wondering I know I scan the great collections not so invasive of more personally reassuring permissions, but there were days where there were a hand full of very warm open hopeful receptive set of beings along some tour that said go west as I was east and by a rather large pond; do I need go on here now, I start your clock too 'den what I'll get nine codes running inside out and backwards inside of you 'den just what can ya do!!!
Yazad Tafti Aug 2023
so much anger that words should ignite as they are typed

no wonder my CPU was overheating hahahah

at least this helps cool me down a tad
Yenson Oct 2019
You are amazing
wow! that was so hot
filling and so satisfying
wow! I never had it like that

You must have?
I swear, never ever
none has even come close
in past, just some small potion
forty seconds jerking and its over

Really?
I swear to you
don't even remind me
limp, unattractive, small
so irritating, you wanna shout
I just want it over, does nothing

You are addictive
I had the best ever time
I'm full but I just want more
You are amazing, simply the best

Just call me Pepsi, then...hahahah
hahaha
but its more than that though
you also have a wonderful personality
there are not a lot like you out there, if at all
Yeah..I am actually an alien, but tell no one please
hahaha..if I tell my girlfriends, you'll soon be a very tired alien
have you seen the merchandise out there, those tall pygmy things
all mouths no trousers, we call them, they'll hate the hell outta yer!

Why would that be?
well if you must know
Its because, you stand head and shoulder above them all
Hey! I thought it would be because I am Royalty, don't you think
hahaha...well, you certainly reach parts other can't reach, I tell you!
Real lovers never have hate for other humans....haters look within yourselves, its your problems that make you hate.and become stinking bullies and cowards.
That's the truth,
Yenson Aug 2019
Gulliver laid supine
as the little people toiled around
weaving their spider web ropes here and there
to them an inch like a mile, a climb up his arm
like a journey up the Andes, a slight shake an earthquake
but they huffed and puffed to tie him down

Gulliver looked on with a smile
glad to lay and relax and watch these little people
sweating like pigs in the noon day sun
He couldn't help but laugh out loud when he thought
how disappointed they would all be
when he rises up showing them what little fools
they have all been....toiling, huffing and puffing

all to no avail, little will always be little......
hahahah...hahaha......hahaha.....hahaha..........
Nellie 55 Jan 2020
You're losing it
Abusing ****
Might as well quit
Nobody ain't going to be there
No one actually does care
Guess what?
You're crazy and don't deserve love.
You can't even commit to your own loss
**** you're filled with nothing but flaws
Reality check
You know what I'm sick of being insecure
I'm sick of life guess who's not afraid to disappear
I've left before and ghosted every body
Don't think you'd expect me to do it agin
Hahahah
Man i really can ghost everyone and still never be open
Try to test me
I'll leave quicker then reality

— The End —