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"hahahah" poems
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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Sep 25, 2018
Sep 25, 2018 at 4:30 PM UTC
Echo Heads & Cowpat.....hahaha
For our Echoing Little Red Riding Hoods Lagging behind in the Opposition Departments Lets help you out by  offering some buzzwords For your important assignments even though they've been floated around forever, But we understand you need some help catching up So memorize these basic premises And please enrich your lives and utilise your valuable time by raking your little brains to create  poems with them Lets begin with ITALIAN , don't forget RAINBOW, LIES is also in, add RESPECT, throw in RUDENESS, factor in LITTLE GIRL, remember ANGEL, write about TRUST, that much overuse term, throw in BLACK - that's quite a popular one. Also PINK is quite up the scale, as well as HEART- Broken ( as if ) and pleeeezee make a big fuss on LONELINESS That's a big seller. APPLE and SERPENT did appear now and again so trigger them as you like. How about BETRAYAL, LOYALTY, FAKE FRIENDS and that famous one, FOUR or is it THREE, what about BONES, Lets not forget SKELETON or even ANOREXIC, let also remember SCREAM, that was a scream..hahah see what I did there! Remember GREY that has a bit of colour and what about BUCK or even DOOR-MAT that was a wipe-off or SUBMISSIVE another popular one. Hmmm...what about HAIR CUT or TOMBOY or DIGITAL those are quite good or WOODGREEN or HULL or DOG that reared its head...woof....woof...hahahah or CEREAL, beats me what that's about or even MONEY..though that never was an issue, how about GOLD-DIGGER just for drama or 50/50 which has been mentioned. Hey! don't forget RED, what to do without that pinking away. So please  Little Hoods, students of the Opposition Department keep with the programme and work on these pointers crack your little brains and write poems like crazy little ants Your contribution is valuable cause persistent is the Key. Keep up with your assignment and forget all other things Oppose, oppose, oppose, work those little brains!
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NICE **** looks like i know where i'm going to **** all over next ... that's right right in your *** hole hahahah never saw that one cuming
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Dec 8, 2020
Dec 8, 2020 at 11:35 PM UTC
****
It's starting Puff puff Drink drink Just a little to start A tingle euphoria generates through my body Hahahah  How heavenly What a draining relief has come Laughable ramblings through the groups Fickle chat Random silences A leveling effect has come Teeter todder invisible waves rub across my body How invigorating The tingle Slowly shifts into a numbing pulse I didn't notice How nice Then it fades away Like a butterfly in a suns rays Sweet intoxication
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Jun 16, 2014
Jun 16, 2014 at 7:03 PM UTC
intoxicating pleasantries
I love you too much too much head is filled with moments i could and would have done differently greeted myself better but that's the past not to be confused with the present I am similar to an ever-loving-shy-boy who you know loves her but is too scared to do anything because he doesn't know how and because he doesn't want to hurt you he just wants to love faithfully but hahahah faithfully. from a teenager?! what are we reading here? science fiction? but it is true i **** at telling you that my heart aches at your thoughts and when your name is uttered tears me up because i know i did nothing to help or did nothing to show my love I just let you sit there and cry shame on me for not doing anything for ruining his moment i cannot do much to change the past but i hope that after you move or I move you will find someone better than me I am not the best cannot be never was I was just a re-incarnation of my soul who is very kind to people and just as protective and shy lies in my birth sign Scorpio Just never wanted to do anything but love someone wholeheartedly that's not something that will happen so I need to let that fantasy go but its a hard habit to break when you are already knee deep into it
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Jan 27, 2014
Jan 27, 2014 at 11:33 PM UTC
Heartfelt love which cannot be attained
What you said: "LOL" "bahahah" **** "hehe" "😂" "hahahah" What you wanted to say: im in pain i want a hug im mad im sad im dissapointed i miss him im hurting im crying i want to cry im not eating much anymore im upset i dont care i don't know how to feel i know that you dont know how to express your feelings, and i understand you say "LOL" or "hahaha" when absolutely nothing is funny you say it when you're hurting the most but why does it help you cope to say the opposite of what you're feeling
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Nov 6, 2020
Nov 6, 2020 at 8:35 PM UTC
"LOL"
Juan! Juan! Sa diin na ang palangga ko nga Juan? May dapat vlah ikaw mahibaluan Ako sa imo may kinahanglan Simple malang ang akon ginapangayo Nga ako ang pagapilion mo Pila ang gusto mo nga ihatag ko? Sige don…indi timo maghinulsol kaja ah Para man ja sa imo ikaayo kg ikasadya Di vlah gusto mo nga mag-umwad ka? Indi ka? Sige guys, kamo na bahala sa iya Himua ang tanan para siya akon makuha Ang dungog, pag-apin kg boto niya Hahahah! Juan! Juan… Akon ang boto mo! -sometime in 02/2016 (Dumarao) *for Lit. Day 2016
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Sep 27, 2019
Sep 27, 2019 at 10:50 PM UTC
Akon ang Boto Mo
EVERYDAY NEW CHALLENGE EVERYDAY NEW PAIN EVERYDAY I GET HURT BUT I CAN ONLY PRETEND PEOPLE KILLING ME WITH THEIR WORDS AND WHAT I CAN SHOW THEM IS A SMILE. HAHAHAH A FAKE SMILE. WHICH COVER MY PAIN. like no one do.
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Aug 10, 2018
Aug 10, 2018 at 9:02 AM UTC
FAKE SMILE
daddy's little girl yeah right. daddy can barely call his little girl back. she's desperate for him too. guess he has better things to do. or even better, another family with more important kids than you. god, I have daddy issues don't I?
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Jun 13, 2013
Jun 13, 2013 at 8:42 PM UTC
Daddy's Little Girl (Hahahah no)
Hey. Don’t fall asleep. hahaha *hahahah I won’t If I end up falling asleep, it would be with you.*
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Jul 22, 2013
Jul 22, 2013 at 1:33 PM UTC
While it rains
this is the moment i write about you when i've already drank enough and i find it really hard to write the right words through these wrongful steps i come to say that i'm alright and practically over you not completely alright i still have many exhausts which are gonna hurt me eventually - not in a sentimental way, at least but yeah i'm managing my way through being a single guy at his 20s even though nobody's ever taught him anything about it i was thinking about this today the last girl i tried to get along with was one year younger than me and she was 17 now i'm 21 and i'm completely hopeless in what concerns getting to talk to girls but i don't feel bad - even though i've dreamt about you last night and i'm alright and i truly hope you are as well and i hope you'll read this eventually and feel better i'm gonna get over with alcohol - i don't put my word on the line, but i swear i'll try fare thee well i hope you send me boots of spanish leather (and i hope you get the reference, hahahah)
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Oct 12, 2018
Oct 12, 2018 at 1:29 AM UTC
2:22 am
Another day no job What's the point In trying anymore Maybe I should go be a slave At some cash register somewhere Making minimum wage Hahahah With all my education I have no money
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Jan 29, 2015
Jan 29, 2015 at 11:58 AM UTC
LOL
Where's the Dolphin.... Well it's not like they have a man or a lover, the real type with a nine inch mahogany sword to drag them of a computer and thrill the bejesus out of their bodies multiple ******* and trembling knees a joyous beating heart and a smile as wide as mine So sit there and make it up any attention from the subject of your wet patches can fuel fantasies when you later hit the sack until tomorrow again yea..go listen to some of my exploits ask when she said wow, you are just amazing, the best I've ever had did I ever tell about her laughing and describing those other men she's had and how small and useless they are she said some you had to beg for it, cause they just don't have the strength or stamina some are small, so you feel nothing really there and some explode in minutes, you're left feeling mad while some are awkward and messy and most find it hard to get it hard...hahahah Oh women can be so naughty if they ain't getting it right or ain't getting it at all But YOU she said again and again are the hottest *** god around you got the passion, ten outta ten and just the best tool ever I ain't lying to you, I ain't jiving you so think of me right now as you always do I am called the milk man, cause I always deliver some call me Martini, cause I can do it anytime, anywhere always ready, always hard, smooth and handsome they call me me the Dolphin and yes I can swim good, so good so sorry you have to spend your time here so sorry you can't find a man like me so sorry you have to come here and vent so sorry your life is such a misery for if you had me, you won't wanna know a PC less sit and write nonsense about that man with the mostest I would have had you on your back, legs spread wide let's go swimming with the Dolphin in tight...yeah...in tight.. yeah babies, if you have a man like me you'll never be on the computer writing poems out of frustration hating yourself and your man-less state No dolphin, only a miserable skinny sausage if at all so do write and take your frustration out on that man whose thought gives you a damp patch...wow.... Ain't I just so .........................
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Apr 24, 2019
Apr 24, 2019 at 3:29 AM UTC
No morning glory ...sorry babes.....
Where's the Dolphin.... Well it's not like they have a man or a lover, the real type with a nine inch mahogany sword to drag them of a computer and thrill the bejesus out of their bodies multiple ******* and trembling knees a joyous beating heart and a smile as wide as mine So sit there and make it up any attention from the subject of your wet patches can fuel fantasies when you later hit the sack until tomorrow again yea..go listen to some of my exploits ask when she said wow, you are just amazing, the best I've ever had did I ever tell about her laughing and describing those other men she's had and how small and useless they are she said some you had to beg for it, cause they just don't have the strength or stamina some are small, so you feel nothing really there and some explode in minutes, you're left feeling mad while some are awkward and messy and most find it hard to get it hard...hahahah Oh women can be so naughty if they ain't getting it right or ain't getting it at all But YOU she said again and again are the hottest *** god around you got the passion, ten outta ten and just the best tool ever I ain't lying to you, I ain't jiving you so think of me right now as you always do I am called the milk man, cause I always deliver some call me Martini, cause I can do it anytime, anywhere always ready, always hard, smooth and handsome they call me me the Dolphin and yes I can swim good, so good so sorry you have to spend your time here so sorry you can't find a man like me so sorry you have to come here and vent so sorry your life is such a misery for if you had me, you won't wanna know a PC less sit and write nonsense about that man with the mostest I would have had you on your back, legs spread wide let's go swimming with the Dolphin in tight...yeah...in tight.. yeah babies, if you have a man like me you'll never be on the computer writing poems out of frustration hating yourself and your man-less state No dolphin, only a miserable skinny sausage if at all so do write and take your frustration out on that man whose thought gives you a damp patch...wow.... Ain't I just so .........................
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Sep 11, 2018
Sep 11, 2018 at 12:39 AM UTC
lolol
It's A Miserable Long drawn out Painful story My life And I'm tired Of being alone Everyday I can't seem to make the Left side of my back Totally even with my right What if I just don't like it I think the whole Idea of life Is just stupid And meaningless What a sad person I must be to write all this I suppose one day Some day soon America will collapse It's a world That never cares That never changes You know I make about 125 dollars A day to substitute teach Katy Perry makes millions To sing about *** and stuff Do I even exist at all? I am writing this So I must I got angry at God But then I asked Jesus For forgiveness So everything is okay Why do I have to have This body I emailed a family member I shouldn't have done that I'm bad at relationships I want a woman to be mean To get me in a scissor hold To squeeze my head between Her powerful legs And make me cry Life ***** I think I'm just a deist now But I'm not really Couldn't the creator have come up WIth something better That this place Hahahah The experience isn't changing I want female friends ******
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Jan 13, 2016
Jan 13, 2016 at 9:51 AM UTC
Misery
Burn the pictures Destroy the memories I hate the past I hate this home There are no jobs I do not care I will keep trying But I just don't give a **** anymore hahahah
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Mar 12, 2015
Mar 12, 2015 at 11:44 AM UTC
Burn The Pictures
2013-- No job 2014-- No job 2015-- No job hahahah America What a f****** joke And with all my education I'll never get to leave this **** home
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Apr 4, 2015
Apr 4, 2015 at 12:56 AM UTC
Nothing Is Changing
Wish that I had a better napkin to wipe up this stain As I wish that the tv would just take up the entire room, like a vaccum cloud I will ride, with that each sound will forge deeper into my canal, and just leave me with nothing but leather threads and my jeans Let me take a whiff of that apple, a tackle at this pear Let my mind perish hahahah a I want to donate a list to the obsidian preservation society And in their name serve casserole for ppotiential donation Donate thousands to make better beds And millions for safer water Yes I swear Yes I sear
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May 20, 2018
May 20, 2018 at 9:49 PM UTC
classik