My dog is such a cat, you know.
Plays laser tag; meows for show!
She’s arf and arf it seems.
She plays with tangled skeins of yearns,
For hours and hours, and then she turns
To wander through my dreams.
I know they say that pets become
Their owners’ déjà vu’s--in sum,
Immeasurably similar.
So which is which,
Did my left brain twitch?
Is the dog her man’s exhibitor?
And scientists will disagree
About the causal origins.
So be it.
Ask **** and Jane.
Ask Spot, and then
Just simply a-b see it!
Meowff!!