You know, I've written about love Or the lack thereof in my life quite a lot And I've been holding this in so long its ******* my intestines in knots So I'm going to say this know before i blow up my spot.
******* Valentine's day, go and rot.
I hate feeling pressured to buy, buy, buy! "If you love her you'll go into debt up to your eyes! If i loved her id show it, not rely on breaking my credit into pieces you greedy ****** its A **** frustrating thing to deal with in a relationship. But being single might be just that little bit worse
Like being paddled for a college initiation, there's very few things worse. Well, maybe joining my love life in the back of a hearse Geez, that hurts. But seeing all the lovely couples around town Drinking coffee, being cute, just drives that nail further into the ground. Reminding me that I'm about as desirable as a ****** without buck teeth, or Brad Garret refusing to frown.
******* Valentine's day, I'm sick of you bringing me down
This is the single most cynical thing ive ever written