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Crandall Branch Oct 2017
there once was man named crandall
he grew up and caused quite a scandal
he had a fight with his girlfriend
she left him for another man
so he became a vandal

crandall's art was super great
he wrote everywhere, even on crates
then the police came searching
his self-esteem went lurching
how many years did he go to jail? eight.
autobiographical limerick duo
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Crandall Branch Oct 2017
i spell some things wroong
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our wurld is a mess
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  Oct 2017 Crandall Branch
Lexi
Some dogs are big
Some dogs are small
Some dogs love to dig
Some dogs prefer their ball
Some dogs fight
Some dogs attack
Some dogs some dogs bite
Others have your back
  Oct 2017 Crandall Branch
Guden
I killed a bee today,
It reminded me of a classmate
Lost years ago.
I saw him leave with a smile,
A car ate his chest.
As mine
Killed a bee.
That's the problem with motorcycles
On the road;
In a car
Nobody notices,
Dragonflies,
Fireflies,
Regular flies,
Some misfortune cats
Tired of having so many lives.
I wiped a bee off my jacket,
Like I change the channel.
  Oct 2017 Crandall Branch
Imran Islam
I like you
but you like money
I want you
but you want honey
I give gifts to you
but you smash my peony!

I feel better talking to you
but get that as a boloney
I wait for you
but you are doing hooey.

I am so cool
but you are ******
I am decent
but you are loony.

I am serious
but you are funny
I believe in real
but you are phony.

You are so creepy
about dark honey
You just want money
You won't be happy
Uh, go away, I hate you!
Heart aching
Body shaking
Earth quaking
Sun shining
Clouds climbing
Rain pouring
You tore my heart
I fell apart
I gathered the pieces
You went places
You left me alone
I was on my own
You were lone
Now you want your thrown?
You left me in a heap of my own sorrow now you want to come home tomorrow?
I hardened my heart
That you tore apart
Now you want a new start?
My love was pure
Now im not sure
My heart was true
I loved you
I wish it was that simple
Like popping a pimple
You want to start anew
I wish your love were true
You're  my addiction
You're my obsession
You're my reason
For treason

My heart called mutiny on my brain
My heart took multiple years to train
My heart is on the mend it started to feel again
Thoughts of you flood my brain like rain

We have an interesting history
We have an intriguing story
We have amazing chemistry
We have never had to say sorry

These 10 years we were apart
Closed my heart
Now that you've come back
You've given me a heart attack
My feelings awakened with a start
You've reopened my heart

I thought my feelings were dead
Now you're inside my head
When we talk I turn beat red
So much we haven't said

We first met 14 years ago
You had such a big ego
You called yourself physco
But in reality you were neato

I missed you
I hope my feelings are true
Welcome back my old friend
I never want this to end
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