dear lovely lady or kind sir,
my family has just come in to extreme, monumental good fortune, the likes of which amze the pope himeslrf and lama dolly too.
poor creidt have i thru sad mismanagement of funs, now big banks an capital cfompanies venturees, fail to reply to wll intentioned requestes for baluabel fund.s needed.
however, telegram did jyst arrive, my faimly na me so very very happy.
the sum is 100,000,000,000 dollars US with half more in pounds sterling...
currency calculator on blink... but we think this much scratch.
plesae be soknid if you will , i send you MY band account informaiton, then when funds come through you share with me? you help us please?
sincerallly,
Miss A I r Head
this is based upon actual events.. the young woman was telling a true story, but no one replied. so she and her hansome Manly Cowboy, with whom she had been happily reunited after a very long separation, whereby he too did strike it rich all on his own, returning home with only his devoted horse Randall and a little secret number tucked under his hat.
Oh yeah, he called her from his far off travels and gave her his bank account number to complete the deal, seeing as how he too was one broke bloke.
but that dear sweet loyal readers, it a story for another day...
enjoy yours, this one, right now, today!