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James Cracker Feb 2016
My ***** is in the kitchen.
taking care of her puppies
And my *** is by my side.
Ready to harvest the crops...
Speak nicely.
James Cracker Feb 2016
I am a inner demon hunter.
Hunting my inner demons.
But I am a sinner.
So there is a lot of demons to hunt.
I will never become unemployed.

This is a good business.
James Cracker Feb 2016
I ate some bad food
Now everything is flowing out me.
I write this from my safe haven.
Just beside my thought accelerator.
Aka. My shower.
No notes.
James Cracker Feb 2016
I am not a love poem.
But I am a liar.
I love you!
Happy Valentines day!
James Cracker Feb 2016
I am always awake for Cheesecake.
Always ready for spaghetti.
Always in the mood for food.
I could eat all day!
James Cracker Feb 2016
Cat
I am not human
I am an animal
I am more beast than man
To tell you the truth
I am a cat
Walking across the keyboard
But cat can be poets too
I write the poems with my paws
Spinning the words
Across the screen
Wishing that I was
A human.
meow.
meow purr purr mew
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