To think that they would speak of desires and wants so soon, want shall bring disappointment, disappointment will only bring sadness. I've come to this wretched place to speak of a beautiful end for the each of us. Disgusting parasites leech the middle and beginning so ferociously that the end is only going to crash and tumble.
Take time with what is going to take place throughout this burdensome story, or your end will be atrocious.

His name was Lickety Split.
#want   #desire   #end   #time   #patience   #lickety-split  
Serene Laudene Lee
Serene Laudene Lee
Oct 20, 2011

It’s eleven a.m.
I’m in yesterday’s slip
And I awake to the sound of the dog licking his lips

He’s in the room
At the edge of the bed
With an unobstructed view of my delectable head

I follow his stare
Which travels down my hips
His stomach churns and his saliva drips

Suffice it to say
If he's not swiftly fed
Yours truly here will soon be dead

Thomas A Robinson
Thomas A Robinson
Nov 11, 2014

The cat was sitting there licking his balls .
He stops suddenly and looks at me , like for seconds . Then he seems to say , "What? It can happen ."
Then all the boys there are wishing they could lick their balls and they wouldn't have to fool with women . It' a good thing their fathers couldn't .
Mary comes in wearing shorts that shows her clit and a t-shirt so tight her nipples stick way out . Mary had big nipples , the kind a baby could find on any dark night (or horny boyfriend)
Tonight Mary had neither and she was looking for a download from anyone . Uploads would do too . Mary liked to be on top of her game .

#sex   #cats   #balls   #clit  

I drive way too fast
to worry about a low carb diet.

#hell   #crazy   #blue   #diet   #flying   #racing   #like   #fast   #hot   #all   #split   #ready   #mad   #quick   #fleeting   #trending   #brisk   #nimble   #bat   #swift   #lew   #double   #beryldov   #electric   #streak   #snap   #active   #pronto   #carb   #agile   #rapid   #accelerated   #dashing   #flashing   #fleet   #hurried   #winged   #breakneck   #chop-chop   #double-time   #expeditious   #expeditive   #hairtrigger   #hasty   #hypersonic   #jiffy   #lickety   #pdq   #posthaste   #presto   #screamin   #snappy   #speedball   #supersonic   #velocious  

Everything will be alright,
sooner
or
later.
If it still ain't alright,


you're still before the sooner.

#short   #in   #past   #of   #the   #day   #running   #below   #and   #late   #help   #one   #on   #constant   #more   #gone   #fast   #forward   #order   #back   #rise   #present   #by   #early   #long   #mend   #edit   #better   #turn   #then   #going   #recover   #quick   #following   #behind   #soon   #lift   #later   #since   #post   #connected   #serial   #another   #trending   #progress   #after   #next   #lew   #previous   #ahead   #before   #beryldov   #pick-up   #raise   #former   #subsequent   #ulterior   #directly   #forthwith   #instantly   #pronto   #polish   #fore   #advance   #correct   #increase   #boost   #logical   #posthaste   #thereafter   #ultimately   #continuing   #previously   #quickly   #civilize   #increasing   #rapidly   #amend   #rally   #upgrade   #promptly   #posterior   #rear   #develop   #reform   #revamp   #revise   #progressive   #ante   #augment   #anon   #sequent   #succeeding   #successive   #eventually   #purify   #continuous   #uninterrupted   #numerical   #promote   #recuperate   #ere   #update   #ameliorate   #elevate   #enhance   #rectify   #shortly   #speedily   #presently   #betimes   #coming-down-the-pike   #expeditiously   #fleetly   #hastily   #lickety-split   #aforetime   #antecedently   #anteriorly   #formerly   #heretofore   #precendently   #sooner   #up-to-now   #ensuingly   #intra   #latterly   #hoc   #subsequently   #thereon   #ensuing   #proximate   #downstream   #recent   #postliminary   #subsequential   #afterwards   #hind   #hindmost   #chronological   #sequential   #serialized   #seriate   #seriatim   #succedent   #successional   #understandable   #convalesce   #cultivate   #emend   #meliorate   #refine   #sharpen   #skyrocket   #come-around   #perk-up  
Vodka kills germs lickety-split,
Dan Speers
Sep 25, 2013

Vodka claims a great benefit:
Vodka kills germs lickety-split,
But, alas, I've no proof of this
Since I can't get germs to drink it.

lickety split
wolf spirit
wolf spirit
Nov 16, 2013

those little laugh crinkles
around your nose
those tiny white hairs
upon your toes
the way you emerge
still dripping wet
fresh out of the tub
(you make me sweat)
the way your panties
never quite fit
makes me hot and hungry
lickety split
my passion,
never truly fed
until we bring
our dreams to bed
i love you more
than life itself
if i play Santa
will you be my elf?

And just like that, lickety split,
Richard D Remler

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Wilmiss Fergle Bitterbutt
Has always been a coconut.
She'll drink it thirty times a day
As long as it is made her way.
Just ask her.  She won't mind a bit.
And just like that, lickety split,
You'll smell the fresh pineapple peas,
All dashed with cinnamon to please,
With just a splotch of green cream cheese.
Yes, Wilmiss Fergle Bitterbutt
Has always been a coconut.
And though it might seem somewhat strange,
I doubt that she will ever change.

Copyright © 2015 Richard D. Remler

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"Life is like a coin.  You can spend
it any way you wish, but you
only spend it once."
~Lillian Dickson
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http://youtu.be/5LxC3M-Yngs
 
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