"flapjack" poems
Bad as a ***** *****
Bas as a ***** *****
Flapjack rippin up tracks
Call the conductor
Oh wait that’s me
You need training
Wheel’s on the track
Traction that you stuck under
N never wonder who is coming with the blunderbuss
All up in yo face, one shot n you under us
Ain’t wonderous?
****** up a couple plastics, pause, chill, kickback
Smoke a couple blunts
M to the A G, N to the Ificient
Life’s nice isn’t it?
That is, if ya got a little life light to lighten up those, like,
Way heavy dark instances.
And I don’t give a **** what you’re inference is
Psh, this ***** tryna tell me what the difference is
I thought it was obvious
I am, they are not the ****
Now we all got a nervous system
But that don’t explain why you’re so nervous mister
I done chained two chains up by his whiskers
Gave away his dummy money needed hunny ****** his sister
It’s the
Little Rapscallion
****** up your fleet, better bring the whole battalion
And I rap stallions, you stickin to the stable
Fables of your ladies n your many medalions
**** I’m goin off in this motha *****
Tossin these ***** fuckas wall to wall
Knockin bricks out with a fist pound
So get out n stand back, take notes, watch it fall
I’m bach with ***** don’t matter what your speed
I can clock em all, No cops involved, knock knock knock knock
Lock down drop top n ball
I’m all tweaked up n ***** you bound to stall
Aug 26, 2014
Aug 26, 2014 at 2:33 AM UTC
Oxford one Thursday before Christmas.
Down Ship Street for lunch,
sticking to what we know.
Inside, into warm familiarity,
away from the chirp of bike-wheels,
tuba players and cold latching
onto our cheeks.
A trio of guys, one female at the back,
preppy students sipping coffee,
crumbs scattered like sesame seeds
over white plates and laps.
Smashmouth on the stereo,
a choice between Coke or pink lemonade
(Coke it is),
a flapjack for one-seventy if I wanted.
My stomach growls for grub.
I think of winter drizzled everywhere,
scrawl all this upon a scrap of paper
using my father’s pen.
Then a black-haired girl
with a sincere smile hands over
my baguette, chopped in two
and I think of her until we are finished,
well out the door
with my coat zipped right up.
Nov 27, 2014
Nov 27, 2014 at 2:16 PM UTC
The bloke's a sad sack.
To another joke of a
mad
hack.
He's beginning to
spike up
as if the heart beat
of a heart
attack.
just point and stare
call him flapjack
just once then be done with it
not worth your precious time
neglect and tragedys the sum of him
To a flip-flopper,
Gobstopper.
Act so
as your colors bleed through.
I see you
and you, and you
analyzing him like a haiku.
Well off..
but yet on the street one thinks
a ***
Of this man who takes the alcohol and drugs to make him numb.
But on the inside, through
The Corduroy and winter fabric
there stands not a man,
A boy
Who thinks himself a maverick
Sometimes.
Feb 13, 2013
Feb 13, 2013 at 3:09 AM UTC
There they are in all their glory!
Poems 'bout food to tell a story...
The sunny side up of a summer day
The yolk is rising to a fried egg whey!
There's plenty of grits
to fill the spoon...
With sizzling stars
and a flapjack MOON!
Pasta hills with pesto grass
Sure to give your hips some sass!
Fresh salmon salad on some greens
You're much more likely to be lean
Sensual fruits delight the eyes
And they're easier on the thighs!
Bread and muffins in a race
With cookies and cream
to stuff your face?
Cleanse the body! Cleanse the soul!
You can break the jello mold!
But I don't know if I can last...
*I write about FOOD
whilst I do a FAST!*
SoulSurvivor
(C) 8/4/2015
Aug 4, 2015
Aug 4, 2015 at 9:23 PM UTC
down the Dearne on a digestive,
up the Thames on a Bourbon,
down the Sheaf on a Garibaldi,
up the Don on a Flapjack.
down the Tyne on a Brandy Snap,
up the Wear on a Hobnob,
down the Severn on a Ginger Nut,
up the Lune on a Custard Creme.
down the Styx on a sunflower seed bun,
up the Lethe on a lemongrass stick,
down the Rhine on a Raisin Slice,
up the Seine on a Belgian Pancake.
Apr 29, 2016
Apr 29, 2016 at 5:46 AM UTC
Flabbergasted and betwixt,
At the fairy's cascading figure,
Fixed between the man's fingers,
Like a burning cigar,
In western sunshine,
Falling like toppled coloration,
Of lumberjack flapjack,
Hit the road Jack,
And Jill,
To copper,
Whatever they want,
Without a fuss.
Dec 16, 2016
Dec 16, 2016 at 10:39 PM UTC
So you don’t put me
on the rack
Or give you
an anxiety attack
for failing to
report back
How I found your
great flapjack,
I’ll tell you that,
matter of fact,
A flapjack has
now replaced
the great Big Mac
as my preferred
late supper snack.
But oh! it does plays hell
with dental plaque.
Oct 11, 2016
Oct 11, 2016 at 8:57 AM UTC
I play video games on easy.
Yeah,
I know how some folk will see me,
but now, here’s the thing:
I don’t thrive on challenge.
I grow from knowing
what I’m capable of knowing
and showing all of that
polished up
I get that people see mountains
and climb because they’re there
but me knowing there’s a cafe at the top
with flapjack, tea and Kendal mint cake
seems to make it fair
Better still if a tarmac track
or funicular railway
can get me halfway or more,
I’m all over that,
you just watch me summit
To return to the original sort of analogy:
if I can beat the enigmatic end of level boss
who tosses a second or third energy bar
in the mix
by spamming the same overpowered move over and over,
I’m doing it,
end of
When I stand in the ashes of the beast
whatever it might be
and take loot or XP
that might be not quite as good as on normal or hard
I’m good
I still feel the buzz of winning
If I have to grind repeatedly
and learn intricate enemy routines to evade or parry
and die
and die
and die
It’s not for me.
It could be because I cut my gaming teeth in eighties arcades
where I judged how good a game was
by how far 10p could take me
at a time when 10ps were limited
A forgiving difficulty level was a boon
(Yeah, I’m looking at you Mad Dog McCree
50 flipping *** a go and dead in 30 seconds!)
Anyway...
A little friction in life is fine,
no drama without conflict and all that,
but given the option
to up up, down down
left right, left right
B A Start
my heart will always take it
Aug 11, 2020
Aug 11, 2020 at 1:03 PM UTC
Alack!
Taken aback!
It’s a fact, Jack.
Think you’re on track
Then: smack!
It’s a backtrack.
So you go back, Mac
Give yourself some slack
Have a flapjack stack
Carry what you lack
Remove it from the black
And take it back, Zach!
Mar 21, 2019
Mar 21, 2019 at 8:03 PM UTC