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CE Uptain Aug 15
That last one burned a hole in me
My cynic was running wild and free
Together we ranted about who is smart
We talked at length, what is art
I told him things I’ve seen, what makes me smile
He said he’d get back to me in a while
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CE Uptain Aug 15
Googled a bit, man I feel smarter
Spray can painting, operation of a lumber yarder
It showed everything, from shopping to the Walmart farter
How to be you, where to use cream of tarter

Google is so smart, it always answers back
Even us old folks don’t mind giving it a wack
Once we learn to point and click enough
We can actually remember a whole lots of stuff

Google got pictures, more shopping and life advice
All at our fingertips, isn’t that so nice
If you don’t get it, you can always ask twice
AI tightens its grip, now we’re in a smart vice

Google me this and search for all that
Sit in your chair and research why your fat
Learn to tie your shoes, how to wear a hat
Check out funny videos of some **** cat

Google didn’t help Papa talk to his friends
He didn’t need cell phones, dots and dashes he sends
Mamaw never used it to know how to make ends
Now we just all believe, whatever posts then trends

p.s. I” HAVE TO” use it all the time, that’s why I can write (*****) about it.
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CE Uptain Aug 13
let’s get *****
naked long and lanky
use our hanky panky
do the stanky stanky
here’s a hanky hanky
and thanky thanky
How about this to get off (punny) on those haiku stuck in my head. Notice the no caps carry over from my haiku lessons. LOL Forgive my redneck slang, use your country voice.
CE Uptain Aug 12
Awakening Moon
calls her tides to raise new growth-
wildflowers glow pink
One more, what the heck.
CE Uptain Aug 12
sailor man ties knot
leaves heart in San Francisco-
love dreams to return
Another stab at haiku.
CE Uptain Aug 12
flash back in a dream-
surreal haunting dark dream
cold sweat dry mouth wake
I've been putting spit and polish on my haiku. hope it shines.
CE Uptain Aug 7
Sadness falls now that you are gone
I thought there would be one more song
Maybe written sometime back
Words: that don’t cut any slack
Life and love and how it ends
Family, flowers, tears and friends
There you are, I remember you
Song in my heart, that’s what I’ll do
I wrote this for a musician friend of mine who passed away a few years ago. Hope it does him justice.
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