There I was
- Alone -
in someone else's cozy home
(I didn't break in; it was open)
Watching home alone
With no-one home
... and I was ******
That's when you guys phoned
And now we're not alone
It's me and you ... guys . . .
On Christmas Eve.
Jeez - should we just have a cup of nog and forget all about it? I think I saw some in the fridge ...
No?
Turn around?
Hands behind.. m. My back? Right...
Yeah I got it. I'm coming..
Take it easy!. Fella.
Jeez-us-merry-tap-dancing-Christmas
Am I right? ... No?
What's that... shut the **** up?
- Alrighty,
Amen...
[just before we began]
"Seriously though, it's sooo good. It's definitely one of my favorite movies. And they had it on Laser DISC. Who even has laser disc - (scoffs) Come on. You know - I had to watch it.
Later:
Hey...
Come on. It's me guys. you know I'm just goofing off. Larry, how many times you picked me up lost, wandering alone? Have a little Christmas spirit, huh? If you don't close the door you can just undo the handcuffs and everybody goes home. You ain't called it in yet, right? Right? Come on...
{Unintelligible radio chatter} "- Larry, he's got a point in I'm just trying to get home -"
Man! I appreciate it.
Merry Christmas, guys!
(Waves good-bye, walks away away high as a kite on adrenaline and dope!)
Phwew... that was a close one. Merry Christmas folks.