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Thee Artiste Carvó's "LogbraIn Crappó"*
           (Another Crummy Acrostic)

LudIcróus
ómnI-Ignórant
grótesqueness
ball-less
róckbó­ttóm
addled
IdIótIc
nóbódy

CólItIc
repulsIve
asshóle
pIsspót
pue­rIle
óh-ffensIve


Original ('Loghain Carvó') by:      Thee Artist aka Logbrain Crappó
Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator
This is the third in a series of reconstructions of the drivel of "Thee Artiste" aka Logbrain Crappó which has been previously posted on HP.

True, nothing could possibly make Thee's mindless nonsense less lousy, but at least it can be put into a neater, though still steaming, pile...
Thee and Lóg*

Thee and Lóg infest a bóg
and **** upón a blótter.
     Thee is pleased
     tó pinch and squeeze
while Lóg sips yellów water.

      CrE aka Trollminator
(with apologies to Jack and Jill)
The first in a series of infantile nursery rhymes about the sub-juvenile
Trivial-Trinity: "Thee", "Carvó" & "I"
Thee Artiste Carvó's "I Went Berserk Today"*

I went berserk today...
They locked the cell again...
And I started to pray...
That they didn't forget my meds...
And pray...
Because my cell was filled with horrors...
And a fine **** came...
It passed through the hole in my soul...
And the fine **** was my art...
That I had made...

It smelled...
Oh oh...
Oh so good...
A truly fine ****...
My meds now no longer needed...

The visions reappear...
Tomahawks...
Fly in flock...
And are dropped by the smell of ****...
A fine, fine **** from Thee Fartest

Dust storms...
Stay in a rut...
Between the frail cheeks of my divine ****...
And are expelled with my next fartistic emission...

I...
I stay stay on top!
Floating upon the winds of ****...


Original ('I Went Home Today...') by:      Thee Artiste aka Logbrain Crappó
Reworked by:    CrE aka Trollminator
This is the second in a series of reconstructions of the drivel of "Thee Artiste" aka Logbrain Crappó which has been previously posted on HP.

True, nothing could possibly make Thee's mindless nonsense less lousy, but at least it can be put into a neater, though still steaming, pile...
in the pleasure of discovering
words rhymes rhythms
i'm a gluttonous poet.

day and night
bite of my growing appetite
makes me sink low

i don't notice
broken pieces
shattered peaces
around me

i breathe in writing
eat and drink
poetry

crazed obsessed stressed
my poetry
like any other debauchery
is an escape ride
someplace to hide

i'm a poet
subservient
to the pleasures of words rhymes rhythms.
 Jan 2015 Paula Lee
Poetic T
They will fly like a swarm of mosquitos
Wishing to feed on life
Incinerating,
Ash,
Moulded
In a frozen moment until the breath expels and
Cleanses even that in their wake,
Biting upon the flesh over
The earth,
She will not weep with these tears
Of a thousand suns.
"For those moments will never pass"
As those swarms are in a
Hive of tempered reality,
For if even one is to sting upon soil then
"Reality would burn"
"For an eternity of  moments"
"A new sun would ignite"
Time is blinded,
Clouds of ash tears rain down.
But this tempered hive,
Is just that
A place of insanity
That is locked in its shell
"She will never fear the swarm"
"As man is never wanting to see the  suns rise"
Eclipse the life that means so much too he.
Weirdly inspired by a preaching poet..
 Jan 2015 Paula Lee
Poetic T
My crystal heart was chipped
"By your callus thoughts"
You worded this as a
Chisel hitting constantly
Upon my  
Compassion,
Sensitivity,
Cowardice
Was your weapon of choosing.
Taking those moments that meant,
And just scattering them into flame
Where memories you turned to ash.
I cried so many tears they fell like
Glass,
Fragile,
Delicately
Shattering as each fell, I trod over
Them, emotions cutting against my feet.
So many shards of sorrow
So many thoughts lavished my cheeks.
I had a crystal heart that you
"Purposely Chipped"
"Not caring that my emotions"
"Were shattering upon the earth"
I will scatter no more in front of your cold eyes,
"You have lost a valuable jewel"
The moment you chipped away at my *heart.
 Jan 2015 Paula Lee
Poetic T
You fell in to my mouth like
Teardrops but sweeter,
Always there when I
Needed,
Craved,
Comfort
Was your friendship, never
Letting me down always their
When I really needed pleasure.
You were a friend of many
Flavours, relief from the
Troubles,
Tiredness,
Stresses
You so melted away, never
Judging as I juggled nougat,
Caramel, and raisin covered
Delights.
like a mixer of
Pleasure you melted my
Day away. Your the friend
Every person needs
  "A Chocolate companion"
Which lasts for five minutes may be ten
Depending on the need. But never worry
The chocolate smile will extend as
There are some chocolate secrets in the draw
That chocolate smeared smile will continue..
Mmm Chocolate
 Jan 2015 Paula Lee
Poetic T
The bugle's will blow one final time,
As we salute this brave solider
A purple heart,
A heart of gold,
Always there for others
But passed alone.

You were a brother, a friend
a son now a part missing part
In lives now your gone, no voice
on the other side of the phone.
Your scars were not just on the
surface but also underneath
Where scars did grow.

You were a casualty, a hero
Fallen in the battlefield of
life. We honour your courage
For the selfless acts that you
Did in your  short time in life.

The bugle will blow one final time,
As our heads down in respect of a hero
now gone.
In Honour of Clay Hunt, Much respect and sorrow for his family
 Jan 2015 Paula Lee
Poetic T
The heavens wept as one of the
Universes beauties was,
Tortured,
*****,
Poisoned
Upon fertile fields now bare,
Her emotions fell as acid searing upon her skin
So they sent tears from upon high
Searing,
Molten,
Drops
"Bathed the atmosphere"
"Shimmering like a thousand shooting stars"  
For too return beauty the skin
Must be pealed to show her inner self.
When healed, time past that which scarred upon
Her earth, rivers, seas now gone.
As one of the beauties of the universe
Shone brighter in the heavens than before.
She needs a cleansing
 Jan 2015 Paula Lee
Poetic T
I sit here in misery
"My hands shake"
I scream at a reflection
Me, Me, Me
Will I be that which I need to be.

(chorus)
I need crimson flushed over me
I need crimson within me
I need to see the misery
I need too see cold eyes in front of me.

I cry at the moments of misery
She is the mistress of needed lust
Will she not answer my prayers
I will never wash it away from me.

(chorus)
I need crimson flushed over me
I need crimson within me,
I need to see the misery
I need too see cold eyes in front of me.

Will I ever bleed enough crimson,
There is beauty in the bleeding  
To  feed her greed,
Will she be satisfied as I am in misery.
I have left crimson cold on the ground
Will I ever see her my **crimson queen.
A new twist of the knife...
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