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Randy Johnson Jun 2015
I'm the Emperor and my face looks like a prune.
I have dark circles around my eyes which also makes me look like a raccoon.
My name is Palpatine but I'm also known as Darth Sidious.
Everybody pukes when they see me because I look hideous.
I was able to trick Anakin Skywalker into turning to the Dark Side.
I actually convinced him that I had the power to save his bride.
I can't believe that I was able to turn him into a Sith Lord as easily as I did.
He actually believed that he could save Padme by killing Separatists and kids.
I thought that my new Death Star was safe from the rebels, I thought that I had won.
But Darth Vader dropped me into the main reactor of the Death Star to save his son.
Luke Skywalker removed Lord Vader's mask and he became Anakin Skywalker again.
I still can't believe that those **** Ewoks were the reason why my Empire didn't win.
This poem is based on the Star Wars movies.
Bookwizard9 Jun 2016
Wonderful and beautiful
Fills my heart with joy
But alas, I have been called weird,
For my love of the story sublime.
I may not care about politics, unless Palpatine is involved,
But chancellors aside, Star Wars is where my world revolves.
I may not be courageous, like the awesome Han Solo,
But, when it inflames my heart, unstoppable I am, just like my heroes.
I cannot stress this enough, it may be bad as a passion, but Star Wars will never desert me! And that's just the start!
Sure, I could spend my time making a million dollars,
Or maybe even starting an empire,
but I see no better way to spend my time,
than to obsess on the thing that is mine!
(just kidding! I don't own it. Is saying that a crime?)
Anyway, to finish off my bad poem I must say one last thing,
STAR WARS STAR WARS YOU ARE MY KING!
I am sorry about the bad writing. I **** at this.
kirk Aug 2018
The galaxy's in turmoil, it's at an all time low
Luke Skywalker's been demoralised, all for comedic show
No substance for new character's, old heroes full of woe
What happened to the Star Wars, that we used to know

The Empire has been replaced, by the Order of the First
No real impact is achieved, we're not really that immersed
Screen presence is not felt, characterisations at its worst
The legacy of the Jedi, is downgraded and disbursed

Luke's a Jedi like his father, so why would he elope
The Disappointment of this film, is on a massive scope
Star Wars fans are ridiculed, their on a downward *****
Galactic empires did strike back, but after a new hope

Jedi knights a force for good, they wouldn't just give in
Princess Leia flying through space, well wasn't that a sin
The saga of the Skywalker's, pushed aside for Rey and Fin  
Don't bring back legacy character's, to throw them in the bin

Luke's too out of character, it doesn't make no sense
Strong villains do not exist , so there is no recompense
The shallowness of General Hux, a lack of real suspense
Kylo Ren's fake saber duel, this fight was far from tense

Evil rulers are no more what kind of name is Snoke?
He's hardly Emperor Palpatine, he's just a head scarred bloke
Like most of the new character's, well what a ******* joke
The menace of the sith is lost, Since the force awoke

Wooden character's we don't want, I know this may sound mean
Kathleen Kennedy please keep away, from the Star Wars scene
We don't want Holdo, Rose and Poe, clogging up the screen
Admiral Ackbar was killed off, and it wasn't even seen

Rian Johnson's head is round, he looks like BB8
Unfortunately his movies ****, and his stories are not great
Redemption for true Jedi knights, I know it's not too late
A Jedi Master Ivan is,  The Last Jedi's futures fate

This is our most desperate hour, after the cinemas first screening
Ivan your our only hope, the Star Wars fans are screaming
No true fan is amused, we wish that we where dreaming
"a gracious gift from god", is Ivan's first name meaning

Ivan Ortega is the man, he simply is the best
His flare for editing is supreme, he has film making zest
Unruly Star Wars script writers, he'll put them to the test
Movie making is his skill, Disney give it a rest

So come on now check Ivan out, on YouTube or Twitter
His vision of The Last Jedi, may stop you feeling bitter
Optimism flows like the force, because he is no quitter
He'll reunite the Star wars fans, instead of a film splitter

A dark time for the empire, with the Jedi in the mix
Dark side powers hasn't been seen, since Vader in part six
True Jedi Knights have not returned, nothing that really sticks
We need Jedi Master Luke, in Ivan's new Film Fix
Ever since Star Wars The Last Jedi was released in cinemas in December 2017, there has been a lot of backlash and criticisms by fans for the treatment of the character Luke Skywalker and also Rian Johnson's script, however there is a guy called Ivan Ortega who is re-editing and  Fixing the movie, he has a YouTube channel called Film Fix where he shows you the editing process and what he is doing to make the film better, please check his channel out
Mike Fashé Jul 2014
I've been thinking and reading a lot recently
People who claim to be enlighten
Are not really enlighten because
Enlightenment is about being one with everything
Enlightenment is seen as knowledge & awareness
I guess the “spiritual people” lack an understanding
Of duality
That life is based on good & bad
Enlightenment and being one with everything is accepting
Both the horrors & wonders of Life
Thus creating balance, which is now “being one with everything”
Instead of waving sacred geometry as the all knowing thing
Or bragging about, “I know the Fibonacci sequence & the golden ratio”
Don’t get me wrong! I enjoy reading about spirituality, sacred geometry, and other marvelous topics
Nor am I bashing people’s beliefs
I just see people misinterpreting the message
A great and funny example that had me thinking was what Palpatine/ Darth Sidious from Star Wars Episode III revenge of the Sith said.
“Anakin, if one is to understand “the great mystery” one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace a larger view of the force.”
That principle revolves around the same idea as being enlighten & being one with everything
If someone was to become “enlighten” he or she has to face the trials of learning to love and also embracing that there is a horror that lurks around us that we are oblivious to see.
I think once someone see’s both sides of the picture is when someone becomes “enlighten”  
Because they understand how both sides work
Enlighten --> duality --> balance
This is how I just view the topic of enlightenment
You don’t have to believe what I wrote
I could be wrong
This was merely me ranting and expressing what I feel lol
What do you think? Don't argue, please!! I didn't write this to start BS.
Just needed to write my thoughts somewhere.
Ghxstcxt Jul 2023
Can't see the forest for the trees
Blinded by specificity
Laser sight for **** I don't need
Lending from my sanity
On cranium spending sprees
For all things that should not be
Store them all so perfectly
Like they're treasured figurines
A preserved psyche crazy hard to free
Carbonite Han Solo in deep freeze
No Leia to barter for release
Huttese wont work, no trip to Tatooine
Vader breathing disturbs my sleep
Palpatine "do it" on repeat
My Empire Strikes Back with relative ease
To quash anything that provides relief

Cos I'm not okay, but I am
Film flam tryna find who I am
Hell in a disenchanted dance
All my chemicals romance
Distorts from where I began
Never quit, my only plan
Exhausted but here I stand
Hoping soon I'll understand
Why I feel so ******, repeatedly
'Cause red is the new black speaks to me
Funeral for a friend harming me
Bring a celebrant for my old psyche
Now bend my arms to look like wings
So I can fly free from that part of me
'Cause I buried it deep so purposely
It can stay stuck there for eternity
Recent heavy musings after being in a bit of a emotional hole.
Big Virge Sep 2021
When I Now Sit And Write...
The Rhymes That I Write SHINE...
Just Like The BRIGHTEST Sunlight... !!!

But... ONLY To Those...
Who DON’T Live In Denial... !!!

The Words That I Quote...
In My Poetic Lines...

Are REALITY Driven... !!!
So Are NOT Verses Written...
To Embrace Submission...
To Falsified Visions... !!!

They Deal In Straight Spitting...
So Relate... Lyricism...
That’s Built To Use Scripture...
That REJECTS Weak Positions...
That Keeps The Truth... Hidden...

They Shine In BRIGHT MINDS...
That Are NOT Those Inclined...
To Move Like Blind Mice...
That’s Right... Three A Time... !!!

Like Wine That Is Fine...
Their Vintage Is Minted...
In Old Shrines Designed...
To Store Words SO PURE...
That They Cannot Be Bought...
By The Poor Or By Lords...

Because... There’s NO PRICE...
Placed On Words For The WISE... !!!

Or... Popping of Corks...
For The Drinking of Thoughts...
That Are Meant To SKYWALK...

Because of The Force...
With Which They Teleport... !!!

They SHINE In The Face...
of Deceitful Folklore... !!!

Because of The TRUTH...
That CANNOT Be ERASED...

Refuted Or Muted...
Or Quickly Polluted...
To Breed Mass Confusion... !!!

They SHINE And Cause Movements...
That HURT Institutions...
That Deal In ABUSES...
And Movements So RUTHLESS...
That They Should Be NEUTERED... !!!

Because They Are DARK... !!!
And Show Little Heart...
Because of The Path...
That Leads Them To Darth...
And Palpatine Sharks... !!!

While What I Write Charts...
A Way To The LIGHT...
That Shines Like Moonlight...
On The CLEAREST of Nights... !!!

ENLIGHTENING Thinkers...
To Take Off The Blinkers...
That Restrict Their Vision... !!!

By Shining Like WISDOM...
That Frees Minds From Prisons...
of... Limited Thinking... !!!

Like I Said They Are Driven...
By Scripture That’s Written...
To Paint HONEST Pictures...
of How We Are Living... !!!

No Need For Petitions...
Or Thinking Conditioned...
To Keep Thoughts Restricted... !!!

Just Written Inscriptions...
That Truly Are... FREE...
Like We Humans SHOULD BE... !!!

To... OPEN OUR MINDS...
And Our Eyes To What’s RIGHT... !!!

Instead of DENY...
What It Is To Live Life...
By FREEING Ourselves...
From A Place Where We Dwell...

Where Freedom's DENIED...
By Those Who Divide...

These Rhymes That I Write...
Are NOT Written For Pride...
Awards... Or A Prize... !!!

They Are Driven To Find...
People WILLING To FIGHT...

To Let LOVE And UNITY.....

Be Things That... ETERNALLY...

........ “ SHINE “.......
There are many things that shine, however there are a few that need to, that continue to be denied !
mikecccc Jun 2016
Palpatine eyes
and a grimace
mixed with
pale flesh
a mediocre shave
but just
on the surface
underneath
Underneath
well
nothing much
just me.
Big Virge Aug 2020
It’s True Like Ra’ Said...
You NEED To... " KNOW THE LEDGE "... !!!

Because A Lot of Heads....
Push To The EDGE...
To Be... The BEST... !!!

It Has Caused Some STRESS...
That Has Led To Their Death... !!!
Because They Took THAT Step...
That... Brought Their END... !!!

Because They Stepped...
OVER... The Edge... !!!

From Famous Names...
Whose Claim To Fame...
Left Them So DRAINED...

That It Became A PAIN...
For Them To STAY SANE... !!!

So... Took *******...
Until It Stopped Their Brain...
From Thinking STRAIGHT...
So Suicide Reigned Like...

... WILD Hurricanes... !!!

You See Artistic Heads...
... PURSUE GREATNESS...

But Some FORGET That There Is An EDGE...
That They SHOULDN'T Overstep... !!!

The Edge of... INSANITY... !!!
Just To PLEASE... Humanity...

A Pursuit That SADLY...
Leads To...... TRAGEDY... !!!

When They Don’t Recognise...
That You......

CAN’T Please EVERYBODY...
... ALL of The Time... !!!!

It’s Your State of Mind...
THAT An Edge Can BIND... !!!

As I Said Before...
To... SUICIDE... !!!!!

The Famous Life...
Is... EDGY And TRIFE'... !!!

Just Like... Mobb Said...

The Five Star Life Has An EDGY Side...
That Most CAN'T Survive...

Unless They LIE...
And CONTRIVE Smiles...

Even When DEEP INSIDE...
They Don’t Feel Alright... !!!

There’s An Edge That Provides...
Some Women And Guys...
With A Wish To... "Hide"...
Who They REALLY ARE...
So... Mark Their Own Cards...

Like Palpatine Did Darth... !!!

Edges... So DARK...
That They Break WEAK Hearts...
When They Are Asked...
To Take... DARK Paths... !!!!

THEY... Come And Go...

Some Who Tell JOKES...
And Host Live Shows..
.
To...
Those Whose Nose...
Snorts Lines of Coc’...

Like That Scarface Bloke... !!!

And Most Now Know...
How His Story Then Goes... !!!

Sportsman TOO...
More Than The ODD FEW... !!!

Get An Edge That DEFENDS...
A Whole Heap of NONSENSE...
That Make Some... BUTTHEADS... !!!

NO BEAVIS... Just Attempts...
To Play To The Edge of Being The Best... !!!!
But This In The End Can Cause PROBLEMS... !!!

When It Comes To The Friends...
Who Then See You Depressed...
When You're... On YOUR OWN...
WITHOUT Fame In Tow... !!!!!

Iron Mike KNOWS...
of The Highs And Lows...
of Letting... THAT EDGE...
Lead You To... LOW BLOWS... !!!

You See Some Make The MISTAKE...
of Thinking That Winning...

Has Such... HIGH STAKES... !!!

That They’ll...

Do... WHATEVER It Takes... !!!!!!
To Be The Name Who Takes Centre Stage...

Well To Me...
That’s... NOT The Way...
It’s A Game of... Give And Take...

YES An EDGE Can RAISE Your Game...
But Can Also... DAMAGE Your Brain... !!!

From Those Who Entertain...
To Sportsman Who Get Paid...
A MILLION Dollar Wage... !!!

The Game Remains...
... THE SAME... !!!

To Be The VERY BEST... !!!

It Can Be...
The TOUGHEST Test...

That Can Bring...
MUCH MORE Than Stress... !!!

If You... DON'T Know...
When To SLOW Your Roll... !!!

And NOT Go OVER...

........ “ The EDGE “....... !!!!!
Inspired in no small part, from watching the documentaries on Robin Williams, and the Wu Tang Clan's, " Of Mics And Men ", as well as the life stories of countless famous people, whose edge, in the end, led to their deaths, literally, and otherwise
Big Virge Aug 2020
Ya Know I Have Been Told...
That My Voice RATTLES... !!!

But Folks... You KNOW...
... I AIN'T NO SNAKE... !!!!

So I Think it's THOSE Who BATTLE...
With Talk They... CANNOT TAKE...
Who Make These Types of Comments...
That ARE A... BIG MISTAKE... !!!

I May Be TALL And Dark...
But My Name AIN'T...
Palpatine... or DARTH... !!!

So MY FORCEFUL Talk...
And Thoughts Make Calls...
For Empires To... FALL... !!!
That Run WEAK HEARTED Talk... !!!!!

Mental Forts That FALL Well Short...
of Being STRONG WILL SING Dud Songs... !!!

And Say... DUMB Things...
Like A Tank With NO THINK... !!?!!

I Meant THINK TANKS Whose Battles Rank...
Profile and RILE The Minds of Types...

INSECURE... Who'll FIGHT...
EVEN When They KNOW...
That They're NOT RIGHT.... ?!?

I've Seen Them GO But SOME Do TRY... !!!
To Say That I... Am A VICIOUS GUY... !?!

Oh Because... My Voice RATTLES... ?!?

Well It Seems To Me More Likely To Be...
That Simply They CAN'T Handle...
Talk That... Does NOT Amble...
Alongside Being... " Tactful "...

It's TRUE My Talk Does RANKLE... !!!
But Has NO TIME To... DABBLE...
In POINTLESS... Tittle Tattle...
With... SUPERFICIAL Cattle... !!!

Of Course I'm Meaning... "Sheep"...
Whose Form of Honest Speak...
... Is FILLED With FALLACY... !!!

SOME It Seems STILL CANNOT Deal...
With What Is Deemed...
As YES..... FREE SPEECH............................. .........

I'd Rather... RATTLE...
Than Be... UNSADDLED...
By... PURE Hypocrisy... !!!

Now That DOES RATTLE...
... A Man Like Me... !!!

When Peeps' UNRAVEL....................
Who They... TRULY BE...
And ALL Their INSECURITIES... !!!

When They Become UNDONE...
Like... Shoes On Feet...
You See Them TRIP UP...
Like... " Silent Movies "... !!!

RESTING On Laurels...
With... NO Hardys'... !!!!!!!!

They See NO DEFEAT...
In The Way They BE...

So... OF COURSE It's ME... !?!
Who RATTLES Their Chi... !?!?!

ACTUALLY... My Voice...
When I Start To Make NOISE... !!!
It's TRUE When I'm ANNOYED...
And LOSE My Cool And Poise...

I CAN Be... VERY LOUD... !!!
And YES My Voice Can DROWN...
The Sounds of CLOWNS In Crowds... !!!

But... RATTLE...
Now I Have NO Wish...
To... Get You WORRIED... !?!

Or To Make You NERVOUS... ?!?
That's... NOT My PURPOSE... !!!

If My Voice IRRITATES... ?
... What Can I Say... ?
Oh I See Okay NOTHING... !?!

Let Me TELL YOU Something... !!!
Y'all IRRITATE ME With ALL Your Frontin'... !!!

******* And... Guys...
NEED To Be MORE WISE... !!!
BEFORE DROPPING Lines...
Where... WEAKNESS Lies... !!!

Telling LIES Is NOT My Vibe... !!!

I've Done My Time of Trying To Hide...
... THE TRUTH From My Eyes...

But Now DON'T Fear Letting CANDOUR Steer...
It's Way To EARS Who Seem... UNcLEAr...
As To... What This DOES... ?!?
It Deals In LOVE NOT RATTLING Stuff... !!!!!

UNLESS You're One Whose Insecurity RUNS.............
From Your EARS To Frontiers.......................... .............................

Where YOUR FEARS... APPEAR... ?!!!?

ALL THIS... ****** BABBLE...
ABOUT How You Get RATTLED...
Like... Ranchers Cattle...
REVEALS That You Are SHACKLED...
And NEED To YES... U N TA N G L E...

Your... INSECURITIES...
And STOP This Talk That's WEAK... !!!
When What You HEAR and SEE...
Are A Man Whose Speech And AURA Feeds...

OFF... HONESTY...
That SPEAKS To Peoples'...
.... " INNER BEING ".... !!!!!!!!!!!

My Words And Thoughts DEFEND...
….. ERADICATING Trends.....
Where People USE EXCUSES...
To COVER UP Their LOOSENESS... !!!
And USE Their FOOLISH Movements...
That CLEARLY NEED IMPROVEMENTS... !!!!!

These Words of Verse DEFINE.........
Big Virges'... State of Mind...

One NOT Inclined To SHACKLE... !!!
DISMANTLE Or... ENTANGLE...
My Mental Into Tangles...
Like Slaves Passed On As Chattel... !!!!!

I Suggest INTERNAL BATTLES...
You RIDE But CAN'T Unsaddle...
You ATTACK From DIFFERENT Angles...

And Maybe THEN...
You WON'T Get TENSE...
And LET Yourself Get....

...... " RATTLED "......
It's an interesting thing to have a voice that people suggest, as the poem states,

Rattles ........
Qualyxian Quest Dec 2020
America the Ignorant
Time keeps rollin' on

I'll take Seattle
You can have Qanon

Fly by night in battle
Kyoto not Saigon

He said Palpatine
But I say Obi Wan.
Chree Feb 2023
I might just take a battleaxe to your cataracts
spin the block on everysingle habadasher sitting in a cadallac
Dont step to me on the mic I'll have your vernacular snapped
I'm actually bad with every palpatine rap
grabbing  people by the throat and tossing em backwards.
Don't back up, see that's the form of my backbone,
I step in the box like i'm ripping out cash drawers.
Haters still calling me that boy, ..bet it's appauling on that side.

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