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deodorant
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
deodorant
Spooky
Wooky
Skelington
Booky
Wooky
Selling tin
Zooky
Mooky
Telling Jim
Rooky
Pooky
That ****** was right
Written with free internet of both Starbuck and panera. Made with 2.45 mol Love
#best
#did
#west
#bush
#nest
#911
#meme
#kest
#hest
#shest
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For My Favorite Artist; Adolf Hitler
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
For My Favorite Artist; Adolf ******
iMac
I can
I done
I always spit the pun
Iraq
Iran
I run
All the way to the cinnamon bun
#f
#john
#kennedy
#shrek
#jihad
#cuchillo
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Get this to tup pg. plsss
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Get this to tup pg. plsss
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Trust Me
This is a poem
Because it doesnt rhyme
#putin
#jews
#dank
#911
#meme
#shrek
#rekt
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Hold the applesauce, your too kind!!!1
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Hold the applesauce, your too kind!!!1
People don't understand the creativity that flows through me
If only you were this good, you could see what I can see
All they can say is Im the best
Yeezus
Kanye West
A-K-A
G-O-D
L-M-N
And-O-and-P
#love
#truth
#god
#patriarchy
#mean
#shrek
#kane
#meem
#jesuscrust
#vladmir
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if you like poems you must share
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
if you like poems you must share
poems
are
boems
are
doems
are
boo
crippity
creepity
zappity
zoo
poems
are
woems
and
shilly misham
fippity
bippity
wippity
bam
#is
#john
#lord
#shrek
#cena
#rekt
#memes
#hoocaust
#lololol
#m8
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In the Heat
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
In the Heat
Walking down the street
Wanting something to eat
See a homeless man
Sitting in the heat
I get sad for a second
Then the old man beckoned
Do you have any money
I smiled, not feeling threatened
I reach out my hand
Hit him with a bottle
Took his 3.50
And hit up McDonalds
#love
#cancer
#poems
#did
#bush
#dank
#shrek
#delicous
#90210
#petunia
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Letters that Rhyme with Colors
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Letters that Rhyme with Colors
i once had a cat
who was very much fat
he was borderline obese
and only ate straight grease
without warning
in the morning
he died
from diabetus
cats, health, shrek, dank, meme, trains
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Original_2.txt
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Original_2.txt
Great Depression
Synthetic Resin
****** Expression
Harmonic Progression
Decompression
9/11
#did
#bush
#dank
#meme
#shrek
#711
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Original_3.txt
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Original_3.txt
Frank Sinatra
En mi casa
Copy pastarino
Wearin Prada
Russian opera
Quentin Tarantino
#best
#is
#jesus
#russia
#because
#crisp
#shrek
#ussr
#soviet
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Original.txt
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Original.txt
Mickey
Mouse
Club
House
#did
#mouse
#jews
#dank
#911
#meme
#mickey
#shrek
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Shrek is Wreck
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Shrek is Wreck
Shrek is wreck
Wreck is deck
Deck is beck
Black rack
In the back
Of the knick-knack
Zipppity bow
How is how?
In the luau
I only eat lard
Poems are hard
cancer
#shrek
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Straight out of West Berlin
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Straight out of West Berlin
Danky *****
hanky panky
tranky lanky
shanky ranky
hendi lendi
mendi bendi
poopi woopi
in my soupi
my favorite show
90210
in the snow
with the low...
blow
get rekt m8
but not for h8
i r8 8...
**out of 8
#dank
#meme
#communism
#shrek
#ussr
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Western Europe
Vladmir Putin
May 2015
Western Europe
In the dark
Listening to linkin park
In the steam
browsing dank memes
-break-
rickity rickity
bickity bickity
i am from hungary
follow me on the twitti
@spahgetti
#truth
#poems
#dank
#shrek
#spaghetti
#memes
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