The Standard Model is full of sticky, quirky Quarks,
perky little Fermions, and the Boson Higgs,
the reigning King of Mass of towering might;
who, by spontaneously falling off in any old direction,
gives ad hoc Masses to nearly all, and to all a birthright.
And for all normal matter in creation,
the Boson Higgs is the physicist's salvation.
Alas, we could have learned more,
but a Weasel ate through the Collider core.
Commentary on the Standard Model of Particle Physics.
Commemorates the 2015 shutdown due to animal intrusion.
I know this is what
I was born to do
Analog or digital
Do we understand their meaning?
I find it pivotal
WAKE UP KIDS
From this crazy mind-****!
We never have to grow up
Collide, collide, collide
Cause when we come together
We’ll blow up space in time
Cause I know my crazy mind
Rules this space in time
Science, binding energetic mesh
Orb of fervent, atoms, matter
Forever brings the universal commander
Kaleidoscope dreams too heavy to stop
What’s the **** argument
Let’s raise the frequencies
Something I wrote fresh from San Francisco full of inspiration.
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