Another night of television hell I was in the middle of a hell of a block.
And withoout the funds my usal cure of hookers and *******  wasnt a open
road so to speak.

I was lost I wondred the streets like  ****** in need of a john.
When through the darkness it appearded a well lit haven in the middle of
a thoughtless storm.

The cinema cafe drinks and films  hmm from looking at the marquee seems
there wasnt much to choose from .
It read like a preschooler had puked apon the board.

There were sequels, and prequels,  gay vampires that walked around in the day,
Weirdos who flew around on broom sticks and loads of treenage **** minus the ****.
Dear lord! I had to get to the bottom of this problem.

The pimple faced kid at the booth asked me in a squeeky yet firm semi manly
voice can I help you sir?
Yes my dear crater face whats with this **** you call films here ?
Umm I dont make em sir there just whats popular.

The greezy faced hampster had a good point in what he said that is.
cause other than that I had no clue what he was working with really what do you think
I am some kinda pervert?

Let me ask you something do you like this **** you sell tickets to?
**** no dude its garbage for halfwits and retards  and some people from Canada.
Who the hell wants to see that **** from twilight  play snow white?
Let me ask is that a adult film?
Duh no ******* we dont show thoose here.

Would you know were I could see thoose films?
Im doing some umm research on human sexulality  it involves alotta big words
which i cant spell so i'll spare you the details  just point me in the right direction
and nobody gets hurt.

Dude they havent shown thoose kinda movies in theaters for years.
Oh yeah and theres this thing called the internet once is way better than writting on your
cave walls.
Kids there really great *******.

After some back in fourth who gives a **** or really reads this ***** banter.
The man with the pizza face finally hit his limit.
Look *******!
I dont make the **** ,I dont watch the ****!
If you gotta problem take it up with the studio exects in Hollywood.

You gotta point there sparky give me your keys!
What! No.
Give me your keys or else.
Or else what grandpa  your gonna hit me with your walker.

No you silly *******.
Or else I'll shoot you.
Ya see young man that should wear a iron mask.
You may have a I Phone
But I have a handgun  and  that always wins the debate no hand em over.

After a brief moment of the little ******* ***** crying and begging for me not to **** him.
Really he watched to many TV shows I wasnt gonna **** him besides.
Im allergic to prison and it wasnt even a real gun what a *******.

I was off in my borrowed car  to the land of bad ideas and great **** jobs.
A place more fake than barbies dream home minus that dickless tool she always
hung out with  not that I played with Barbie's but she does have some really kickarse *******
and im a big fan of ******* hell what great writer isnt?

It was a drive that seemed to take forever  but finally i pulled up to the front gate
of Warner Brothers studios.
The little weird looking gate keeper looked at me and said .
can I help you sir.

Yes please direct me to your leader strange gaurd troll.
Uhh sir this is a closed lot only people with passes can enter.
Well what if i know the secret word?

Who told you about the secret word?
I had him with that one.
These Hollyweird vampires couldnt have enough brain power to
keep some pass on them.
Okay whats the secret word sir?

I had to think deep and from such a shallow mind that was asking alot.
What could it be it had to be something that rang true like snorting a line of
coke of Katy Perry's  ***'s.

Dear lord I had it.

Brad Pitt ***** donkey *****.

The man looked at me in utter shock  I wasnt sure if he was gonna let me pass
or try to pull me out my slightly worn odd smelling borrowed car.
Alright sir it's lot 69 hahaha  yeah I know im demented.

Right next to the lot there filming Winds Of Change **** The Musical!
Staring Johnny Depp and Bogo the ***** chimp.
****** i wish i wasnt busy  that chimp seemed like he had a good head on his shoulders.
Well when he wasnt jerking off and eating bannans while throwing his poo.
What a talent indeed.

I found myself in the studio people running every which a way.
It was total confussion   seemd like no one had a clue what the hell they were doing.
Hey ******* shouted some weird little man in a chair who the **** are you!?.

The little red haired man must truely be dellusional.
How could someone not know Gonzo?
Well sir just who the **** are you? I replied.

Well im Ron ******* Howard *****!
Hmm never herd of you are you a director or something?
What!!!
Ever hear of Andy Griffith  or Happy Days?
Oh yeah your that little dork that hung out with that cop yeah what a snitch.
I was playing his son *******.

Dam well seems this ginger finally explained to me why that man always had him around
it all makes sense now i just thought he was some kinda pervert.
Course seems like he had picked up some bad habbits from that Fonzie guy
never trust a man who calls the restroom his office but what a man does with
another man in a ***** restroom for plesure or profit is his own bussiness.

Look *******  what the hell do ya want?
Lets start with a gallon's of nothern light maybe some top shelf hookers some good music.
Maybe a couple hits of some lets say nose candy maybe turn off the lights and see what happens.
Im just saying sometimes ya gotta let nature take it's drug filled course.

Im not talking bout from life dip **** i mean what the hell are you doing here?
Oh **** sorry there  carrot top.
I wanna see the person in charge that green lights all this remake **** you souless
morons put out and call entertainment.

The little red haired devil was silent as he explained to me no one ever saw the
studio head it was like meeting Santa Claus or ****** or being in the pressence of a unicorn
really whats the diffrence.

He warned me of the dangers of meeting such a great mind yet like I do with
most people I simply shook me head and agreed much like i do with
women im trying to sleep with duh like I care about her tweenty seven cats.

Finally after learning I wasnt taking no for a answer he lead me to a room
And in this room was a screen and apon the screen appread a face.
Who dare question the mighty head of the film studio!!

The voice was loud  still it had that comfoting quallity that you just have to love in
a windbag *******.
Umm me.

You well who the hell are you?
Duh ******* im the long winded ******* writting the story.
Oh well what the **** do you want?

Sir I wanna know what the hell's wrong with you people.
Look im a drunk but i could never be drunk enough to pay a fortune to watch half the **** you call entertainment between remakes and films based on gay *** stories about vampires
and dudes who run around the woods calling themselves werewolves.

You mean you actully saw twilight?
The voice asked me on the verge of laughter.
Duh i see a bunch of hot chicks  going anywhere im following without asking
much like the mindless drones that watch that ****.

Sir your a sad sad man.
The strange face on the screen vanished out from the curtan appeared
what looked like *** it was Bugs Bunny !!

Bug's!  
What's up gonz?
****** i always knew you were real much like Fergie and spanish fly.

Gonzo i know half this **** ***** but its because mindless idiots love studip ****.
Look you were once a popular writer and you cant even spell.
Ouch now go ahead mighty furry samuri.

Ya see whatever makes money we put out and really stupid young girls much like your teenage
wife love that **** and being perverts like yourself wanna get laid you'll take them to that ****.
Bugs are you saying it's all about money?

No **** *******.

We talked drank watched backroom casting couch tapes of early starlets like
Harrison Ford no wonder he was so good with that whip.

It was magic minus the  money loving **** mouse that'll sue your ***.
Bugs I gotta ask you a deep question?
Shoot there Gonz .
Is Mickey really just a cross dresser calling himself Minnie?

You are messed up in so many ways Gonz.
We laughed swapped ***** stories  like the time Bugs slipped
Daisy some ****** and got a ******* in the magic castle  while goofy watched.

What the **** is Goofy?

Gonz .
My furry amigo said to **** if I know.

Untill next time kids stay crazy

And remember if you wish apon a star  ya better make sure to whom thoose copy rights
belong to truley are.
Cause thoose rich ******* will sue your *** .

Cheers

                               FIN?

It has been a year and more
I have been at home alone.

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What can I get for you this evening?
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Would you like a receipt-
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Is there anything else?
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Do you have any rewards on your card?
Would you like me to see if there are any?
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Would you like to use your rewards today, or save them?
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Have a wonderful night. Day. Evening. What time is it.
**** why did I preset that phrase...

Hello!
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What can I get for you this... today
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Large....? Soda, popcorn?
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I don't set the prices
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I am a robot. Cashier number 18. I have 10 modes and 30 presets.
Would you like to hear Maltesers BOGO preset?
2 for 6 preset?
Hot Dogs are Out, preset?
I don't have any receipts, please don't yell at me preset
Funny joke based on your N7 jacket or Pokemon Go app preset?
Ha.
Ha.
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I apologize for your wait, give me one moment I'll be right with you-
With you-
With you-
WitH yoU

I missed you.
I'm so glad we're together again.
You look amazing.
How's the studying going?
Is the Greenhouse finished?
I guess we should **** the garden, today.
Teach me to make Rhubarb pie?
You don't know how to dice garlic!
Let's go to sleep.
I love you.
Let's go outside today.
I'd like to make pizza for dinner tonight.
Let's see a movie.
Movies.
Let's lay on the floor with a fort of blankets and pillows and drink wine
And watch movies..
Let's be you and us.
Let's.
LeT's
Go to the movies....
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Would you like anything to drink, with that?

Cuando miro el azul horizonte
perderse a lo lejos,
al través de una gasa de polvo
dorado e inquieto,
me parece posible arrancarme
del mísero suelo
y flotar con la niebla dorada
en átomos leves
cual ella deshecho.Cuando miro de noche en el fondo
oscuro del cielo
las estrellas temblar como ardientes
pupilas de fuego,
me parece posible a do brillan
subir en un vuelo
y anegarme en su luz, y con ellas
en lumbre encendido
fundirme en un beso.En el mar de la duda en que bogo
ni aun sé lo que creo;
sin embargo estas ansias me dicen
que yo llevo algo
divino aquí dentro.

They will ruin all of your favorite poems or poets for you. Whenever you read those poems again all you will think of is them.
2. They make you look at the world differently. You can no longer have a simple conversation with a friend. You will always end up saying some deep meaningful thing out of the blue.
3. You will probably develop arthritis. You will never stop writing. They will instill a bug in you that will almost possess you to always write. You will have sore wrists for
days.
4. Whenever you hear something you really like, no matter where you are, you will
snap or murmur loudly in agreement. You could see a great bogo at target and if you like it, you may snap loudly.
5. They will write you a goodbye letter that will break your heart & write the letter with the blood from your broken heart.

I should wear a sign,
Posted for all to read,
“No soliciting.”
Would that be an easier thing to comprehend?
As, apparently, my words are not enough.
Not enough in volume,
In weight,
Oh especially not enough to stop anything,
Or anyone
From speaking
Unsolicited,
Throughly unhelpful,
Opinions.

Oh!
Sorry,
Sorry,
I forgot, they were selling “advice,”
Marketing switched words again…
BOGO I guess!

and how long did the Jungian discovery of the collective unconscious last, until there appeared the actual physicality of the the idea: how soon was Jung wiped out with a collective consciousness of the internet: sorry, dear, gate-keeper... whoever wants to remain illiterate will have a choice: the 5th? fruit: the fruit of literacy... something else dandling off that old tree of Y and the serpent's tongue... legacy: torn off skin turned into leather... because the gate-keepers of the intellectual prowess would have: but the dictates of evolution: are beyond the constructs of parliament... evolution says you need to see this: you need to see this: i waited and i turned into patience and patience didn't become a virtue but a predator... that's the *** of looks and all those glitter eyes when i *******: you can actually broadcast me having *** with you: hello world: edie: catharsis allure: sorry: Edie isn't here..

all i hear are the words: this is not
even funny anymore:
this is ******* scary...

well yeah:
my discovery of the collective
consciousness
is worse than man
trying to make an antithesis of
the internet through AI!

do you, *******, understand, me?!

an IDEA became a Sisyphus
and Atlas!

id to ego says:
but, id can overcome the body
and spirit...
it will lay you in bed
and the idea is so good you'll
want to die...

collective consciousness:
internet...algorithm...
AI:
i asked...
now i don't wander:
i don't even wonder:
there was always that
capacity of man of genuise
Dzin:
Jinn...
     the other spirits:
the neutrals not the angels
not the demons
just artists...
don't you think the Hapsburg jaw
is following me?
in a pub...
Stratford...
the Hapsburg... nobility....
you think? you had a closer look...
Hapsburg royalty...
Austrian: scouts...
Kauai or the war over Ukraine...
as a Pole am i entitled to the Constantinople
of the North i.e. Lviv...
she was lovely though:
princess:
i'm meditating on drunk and high
and hunger:
from the origins of self
to no self
to then: unto you, dearest mmm coo...

with the Slavs i will make new commands...
i will be the air and the worms
in your skin...

*** up mouth in...
believe me when i tell Matthew of myself
believe me when i tell Matthew of YHWH
believe me when i tell Matthew:
believe me when i tell Matthew:
believe me when i tell Matthew... hoo hoo hoo...
awoo! god jeez let me believe...
Matthew are you talking to me?
yes Edie: yes: Ehyeh yes Elison:
yes... that other name...
Elihu:
Elias... Elisfaratu...
         Adonai... Elihem! Alihem! Elihem!

i talk to god: but it's not jesus...
it's not La la La nd Allah...
let me show you...

ahem...

       YHWH...
A                                             E

    **** me... now i am drunk:
baby dear: pluck me a cherry...
ye: hova:
he: who hides them: them in feminine plural
since the masculine plural would
imply the German individual
via ich....                          ye: they (f)
ich: they (m)...
                             savvy?
good to go pirate ship and all?
good...

                         YĄ...

              YĘ

PĘKA... daj dobie: borze: bogo:
    
    YĘ not            JE... te: one! o to mojo raj!
dz no j y
to mojo raj! serb south slav emancipation
from Greek and Roman and Turk
influence:
don't forget:
pan-slavism:
there's the dictate to consider the southern
Slavs... when... waging war in Ukraine...

i don't need bad grammar from
the Germanic tongues...
shaman says: rule the nord...