Humorous - Hello Poetry

Jul 2019

Lori Jones McCaffery

I find myself in a terrible state
Too old to be young and too young to be old

I am indeed in a terrible state
Too rich to be poor and too poor to be rich

No escaping this terrible state
Too weak to be strong and too strong to be weak

How do I deal with this terrible state
Too smart to be dumb and too dumb to be smart

I’ll just learn to live with this terrible state
Too sad to be glad and too glad to be sad
ljm

Middle age is a *****

Jul 2019

Riz Mack

Catch me outside

If you mined my mind all you would find
are tattoos of you and your fine *** behind

not strictly true, you would also find the things you do
but I'm not blind, so..

#cash #me #outside #how #bow #dat

Jun 2019

Jeanette

Lame Limerick

There was a lady from Eiffel
Who went to her date on a cycle
The Cycle it broke
And her eyes they got poked
Now she has a blind date with Michael

©Jeanette
27Jun2019

As the title suggests just tried my hand at Limerick.

#eiffel #cycle #eyes #humour #humor #blind #date

Jun 2019

Joseph Sinclair

PARODY

These hips are made for bearing,
And that’s just what they’ll do.
One of these days these hips
Are gonna bear a child or two.

Recollection of Nancy Sinatra and These Boots are Made for Walking.

Jun 2019

Shiv Pratap Pal

Ronnie Ronnie (Nursery Rhyme)