Let's ban beer,
Expel wine,
Prohibit whiskey.
Let's banish ****,
Curse smokes,
Relegate ***.
Drive off knives,
Expatriate guns,
Deport bullies and fists.
Let's ward off the devine,
And the ghosts,
And those who think
They're holy sons;
In any or all
Religions.
Let's proclaim a holy war,
A jihad, if you wish,
Crusade against what
Makes us human,
And live in boring bliss.