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here is another one
mostly for fun
like a little cap gun, son
I
Hop on one foot
Like a muthafukkin bunny
I’m lucky, its sunny
But allergies got my nose all runny
The drum beat
Keeps my feet sweet
Light and neat
Homemade Halloween treat
Back to the street
See I’m rollin
In nothing stolen
Knee swollen
**** takes it’s toll , man
But I still jam
Like I am on a muthafukkin roll
I stroll
Into any place of business
Like I witnessed
Jehovah’s ******
Simply put, I’m the best
****** rapper in the
Pacific northwest
But that’s just a guess
I don’t get out a bunch –
Well I
Seem to play this game
Where I try to pick the brains
Of these criminally insane
Muthafukkas on my job plane
Don’t drink Champaign
But if I do its out a mason jar
Check out my appendix scar
I lied, still got mine
It’s like a shinning star
Brown dwarf, cant see it from afar
But it will destroy the par
Leave golfers in their little cart
At the speedie mart
Riding on the BART
Did you just ****?
I get silly still
Its these badass pills
Cause all kinds of thrills
Homeboy, can we just chill? –
 Jun 2015 Alexis Patterson
Styles
I use to love her;
          until the halo went away.
          should have known from the start.
          now her scars mark my heart.
          what use to be a bright future,
          is the darkest part.
 Jun 2015 Alexis Patterson
Gaffer
It was a sad day in May when you went away.
Sadder in June when you came home too soon.
To find April in the shower.
 Jun 2015 Alexis Patterson
Styles
I found you
and found love;
along the way
lost everything
double meaning:
i'd punch that ******'
*******'s ***** before I'd
cup 'em for comfort
Calamity Jane

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