"fap" poems
big naruto boy
to you i am a toy
u are so large
to move u i need a barge
which broke
so i cant move u
so i will feed you more
and write more of ur lore
one day u will die
and i will cry
but for now
ill fap real hard
Jul 13, 2017
Jul 13, 2017 at 12:24 AM UTC
Dear Love,
I know in my heart without a doubt even if I can never find the words to say
You are the one I am crazy about
You are the one I fap for every day
When everything doesn't feel right,
I look at you
My sun, my moon, my morning light
My happiness when all is blue
With you, I am always safe and every day you make my heart race
You're my home, my friend, and saving grace
Oct 9, 2018
Oct 9, 2018 at 9:24 PM UTC
****** f@ggot shill and f@g
oldf@gs newf@gs rolling hard
trips and dubs and even quads
but OP won't deliver
rate us, hate us, sauce pls now
in this thread we save a cat
mods, is this under 18?
the /b/etards at it yet again
but we don't talk about it
cringe us rekt us make us laugh
this thread's preventing suicide
****** racism sexism ****
we mostly rate body parts in /soc/
normies not welcome
****** alpha, femanon
is a girl? **** or ****
welcome to the internets
pics or it didn't happen
gore thread? not enough!
self-hate, ponies, rule 34 fap
the "cesspool of the internet"
is really not that bad
Jun 7, 2015
Jun 7, 2015 at 10:20 AM UTC
Where would you go,
Stopping I am not,
Go if you want to go,
Remembering me you are not,
As I'm not interested,
Wishing you quicker recovery,
Wherever you'll fall,
Caring I am not,
Just go if you wanna go.
Because lonelier you left me here,
You better need not to come ever,
I have earlier survived alone as well,
You weren't here near my deathlike bed,
There had been both of my parents,
Only expecting me as a robot in return,
And I found you absent when I needed,
Oh this is only the revelation of my life,
Such a fool I expected you to be my wife.
Now I can imagine what I was spared from,
I was spared from the splitter-splatter stuff,
And of course the kitchen's blitter-blatter bluff,
Because I am sure that I can prepare better food,
Much better than your fickle-minded self could,
Lovelier is my hand's company to my big head,
I imagine stuff and fantasize howsoever it feels fit,
And of course, I don't need your help for that,
I just go fap-fap, splitter-splatter & blitter-blatter.
Oct 24, 2016
Oct 24, 2016 at 5:34 AM UTC
Rumpelstiltskin caught the clap
Miss Muffet got a slap
Breadcrumbs leading to the gap,
Indicated on Grimm’s map.
The Magic mirror’s spewing crap
Helping the Huntsman continually fap.
The Third Little Pig, stripped of his red wig.
Booked a new gig, on Cinderella’s oil rig.
Snow White fell back asleep.
Creepy dwarves tentatively creep
The Big Bad Wolf’s known to weep.
Staring regretfully at the flock of Lil Bo-Peep.
Mother Goose’s gone years without a peep.
Recognizing that royalties shouldn’t come cheap.
Humpty Dumpty forgot the wall, forewarned of the inevitable fall.
Beauty left Beast at the mall, said kind words, but never did call.
Sep 16, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 at 8:30 PM UTC
a ****** adult style limerick
***down town where girls dance on poles
for a price they'll bare their souls
they sit on your lap
you'll go fap fap fap
until you loose your control***
Mar 25, 2014
Mar 25, 2014 at 6:10 AM UTC
My name is gap
And I really like to fap
I only like girls that sav likes
But most of these girls are so Y I K E S
Girls like S Q and Jordan
I think I like them more den
Sav and his love for big tingz
Like bowler and how she singz
These girls are all so full of meat
I can't really see that their beat
They are sav's trusty steed
And it is now time for me to do my deed
Aug 5, 2015
Aug 5, 2015 at 11:17 PM UTC
How do i spend my nights..
I do not sleep
I do not write
I do not eat.. well.. almost
Lying there on my bed,
Feeling confusion , chasing wishful dreams
Dreams i am missing out on, as i follow another
Absorbing information.
Wishing to know it all,
Aspiring to lick it all,
Intending to devour it all.
Staying up, trying to beat that constant ticking.
Hours go by in this delusion...
OH! Its 2 A.M
This is how it begins
Staying up trying to hoard it all,
useful, useless alike.
Like a dog on a treat.
Not caring what it eats.
Not caring what it spills
It satiates its hunger.
But mine only perpetuates itself
The more i chew, the more i swallow.
AH! its 3 A.M
Minutes passing by now, feeling this
comforting exhaustion.
Thanks to this hand crafted insomnia
I flick through these websites like chapters in a book.
Internet is my haunt
In these wee hours
For i got addicted to it,
Before i could grab a novel.
**** It's 5 again
I steal quick gazes from my screen
Watching the darkness grow dim.
Time to wrap it up,
And rid you of this rant.
Another night well wasted,
I guess, i'll just fap and pant.
Will get ready to commit this mistake again,
For now, I try to cup those dreams back in again.
Jun 19, 2018
Jun 19, 2018 at 4:01 AM UTC
about my childhood
and left me naked on my bed
twitter won't stop me from this pain
Mortal Kombat doesn't feel the same
my youth, my eyes, my thoughts, my dreams, and my ******* brain
tell me how can one man stay sane?
When they swallowed their imagination
for corporation money
and left us with a staggering minds of a sheep
and a soul that doesn't bleed
thoughts spilled out of my memories
my soul left for dead for centuries
gave myself a long nap
questioning my existence formed gap
wake up wake up wake up
I don't blame myself for my sad existence
beyond the ageing testimony between my childhood and my grave
but yes i buried my youth under the stars
it faded and disappeared with the birds and the flowers of our time
left it in an early morning cartoon show
cat n mouse
pathetic brillance
roller blades and computer rooms
nostalgic backdrop inside my head
crumpled beneath the nights and the sunrise
what a sad way to die?
fap, fap, fap
truth.
social reality-- numbness boyhood dreams
beyond the lost souls dreaming for the highest beam
lost and found? no
life goes on
Mar 24, 2017
Mar 24, 2017 at 11:16 AM UTC
rap snap wrap fap
lap lap lap hap
blap
alap alapa lap slap
flap flap ed flap
tap ed tap tap
knap
hap that cap
yap yap yap
sap hap?
no hap no sap
wap yo crap
trap
Apr 25, 2021
Apr 25, 2021 at 1:28 AM UTC
Hello poetry is public matters Id say because I walk this streetlamp eating nutty butterfingers total blown down deeper than the throat young yella bone chicanos can fap maniacally as ***** ***** dancers watch me much much munch. I am Hello Poetry yet Id **** a microphone in the closet because my eggcrates ache grunge album that do not belong to Yyclef. I lied **** head but butter me up buttery enough that my under pants don't snag my inchy tagged and tickled gnome. "Oh Underpant we ****** Old Gregs crack pipes he leaves on cold countertops this month for this be Off season." I weep. Why not my pans or my pun tease these ******* growing mickey mouse thunb prints before my nuts become cheese. Good greaf I'ffy if me sneechy ***** beach teacher teaching toddler that the fingers thumper. Thump my thumb. Pinterest my buns before I *** critters all in tune to teepee creaking creeps kitchen chicken finger fetching fists before *** educari gets carry on that vibes to Marshals mashed potato. Mathers you do matter much. I love the gleam of your crust. Tears up to the Beautiful song that becomes songs and weeps once more.
Jun 10, 2019
Jun 10, 2019 at 12:18 PM UTC