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LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
Pooh bears ***-cheecks are clogged and he's looking for honey. It's otay, lemonglade. I ice skatelike diamond rangs and live with tigger and he freaks me fruit. It's otay, I'm geeky and love Pokemon and Yu-gi-oh pour my Po Bo I'm fricken Asian hi. I like the way your a dumb ****. This is garage band garbage I push through my viens in this cage  I waste for Jake when he aims to be tied-up. I wonder why Pooh smells like ****. For fruitful 21Savage ***** **** like other Ellen fans. It's otay, I got charmon for me ***** till. I paid from my left pocket the right one hanging, chicken wings falling from the right ai-ight. Out of sike.
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
So face **** me you filthy schoolboy you did my school work sike, I'm just a flippin' *****. Yum right, I know.
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
You're a sick ****** I can't take my spam cans away when I winch that I a ******* dwarf that wobbles when I pluck my pringles from the cat's ***. Fuu-huh-huck-too. I spat that kid that stole my ******* bib hurt my holler strings and caused me to chaufe. I use ecstacy are you horney. I'm so horney. will you rub my feet *****. yes or no? **** yes, you're youth reaks of fermeldahide, holla. I'd holla back straps because ******* Better still have her one tooth to crunch frozen corn off-the crop because I sold my microwave for crack ******* and hungry ***** coookurs, thier hookers bae. I love me. I love you, that's your krusty *******. Poochie ****!
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
Have you heard the little bird wistle your daddy problems are sickening and you couldn't handle how I made you rarely rock my rollie. That's a funky **** pipe that ***** not cool duude, that's **** doodoo. Dozing off.
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
I got ***** on X Box lizz-ast night because kids these day say shut your fat ******* face niigah I'm lit cause Fukashima Shemales to menstrate on date wrestles that hold juggling. How I ask how when this bangerang pom-pom X tram tiles child pornagriffy. Cool His names grippy Griffy, you're a creep keep reading my works not dusty and smeelly-smeelly stank like Jimmy Falon Sausage link I ate a **** that caused my forth grade virginity to cause I coachella custard Crillen to take Pennicilin. I'm alright I lose my sense on discifering the way seat sniffing helps me nod of on walks to churchs where after gargleing *** my mommy whispers daddy got a conal rope festering from the freezer. My parents die from my lively inside the I torture with frozen brats at any cost I'm lost my mind how you hep-me-find. Unwind your rippled realm once.
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
Faygo and ******* **** and a little braded naughty nancy who ain't really named nancy Tom Clansy sheets nasty. ***** nasty. Sheets nasty thats frequent from the New York jogger flopping floppy frogger. She stunk like hose water pan handling cleanly. Oh and touch my weeny weeny from the scene where Scheen bees. Hurt my hind haunches like the stank from the seat where old Ponch sits. Cooties grissle cookies wish, I wished yes betch I ****** up I bet-cha you're a ******* **** that facades as a proof fan because my homie used to use my Moving Van, but ****** I don't know your crow's feet until. Well.Well. Well know until this thesis because I wanted to write how more I **** **** with Rechard Simmons on the Weeknd's Porsche hood with permission because we isn't weight bizz-nitch. I'm itching Oren Ishy Iishi can you open up the crusty crumble, Wait I waxed my *******. ******* waste on bleach. I ******* bleached her *** buster with more catching up then mustard sauce. **** your Oddity I'll grab enough ***** from Fun-yun bags that reak fathered pharamones. Oh. I moaned Oh. Oh. Oh. I moaned.
LeRoy Williams Jun 2019
Baddie brains blown out hick-up pick up picky pick up lines hirried stubbling drained from the gum. Yes tis gum from the stuomuch that you swallowed for month because I just loved the way you ***** ***. I'm sick.
I puked.
I puked?
I started runnning the walts of Conan the quenched dominator beefing with minny mouse for spanking mickey. He sipps mickeys just so you know I'm holy dust, sike. I wish I washed my mouth month before I ate the groomed flappy fingered fizzathered lips of Haley Jade. I wish I had a ******. ****. Nut after nut and after this nut  another nut and a nut a then the knux cause she got the **** crumbling runs rinse me in Faygo cause these Jugglalos have hair I love to get the stow in jars from a far, because I farted. Beanie I ******* farting who started this ******* fricken flame flare Jack Keoroac couldn't spit enough spirts to-at-alley trickling pink pavement funds that freed Zepplin.
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