Evah: noun
Meaning: The one I want to spend the rest of my life with, The one who stole my heart, My safe place, My sweetheart, The one I would tear the stars down for and steel the sun from the sky if she wished, My home

"Say, whus tha good wurd, Mista Mornin Bird?"
"Ahh, ya know just chillin here singin these here tunes waitin fah Mista Worm."
"Ahh dat Mista Worm - he alwayz be runnin late."
"True dat!”
”Yo! peep this...
Last night he took his ol girl out on a date."
''A date? Really? Mistah Worm?”
"Yup.
But it getz betta tho.
It wuz dare anniversary. Ol fool went to tha chapel an got married."
"MARRIED!!??"
"mmhmm."
"Where dey get married?"
"At dare special spot in tha apple orchard.
Mistah worm told me he and hiz girl are movin to the Big Apple.”
“Big Apple? Fah what?”
“He gunna work fah tha East New York Farms.  I guess hiz uncle Jim
got him in.”
“…Mista Worm…”

"Say, howz Mista Skunk doin?  He evah get clean?"
"I dont see much of him theez dayz.  Heard heez down on his luck. Evah since tha paper mill closed he aint been tha same.  Heez so stressed out he got mo white hairz than a polar bear.”
“Dammmnnn!!!”
”Sumone told me that heez a nasty lil ol drunk wit a funky attitude and a quick tempa!
No wunda hiz wife leftem.
My understandin iz he still outta work - rummigin through peoples junk - collectin cans, tryin to make a buck.
Itz a **** shame, aint it?"
"Uh huh."

"Howz Mista Rabbit?"
"Miiiista Rabbit! Oohh dat Mista Rabbit he dunn got himself a nasty habbit."
"Whys dat?"
"He be stealin outta Mizz Jonsens garden again.
Otha day Mizz Jonsen shooed him away chasin him down tha block wit a pair of ol rusty scissors in her hand."
"Scissors!!??"
"Yup. She told him next time he wont be so lucky wit out hiz foot."
"WHUT!!??  Whus dat suppose da mean?"
"I dunno.”
"Dat Mizz Jonsen gone crazy!!
She dunn lost her mind in her ol age.
She crazier than a ******* rat!
Man, when Mista Rabbit gunna learn?”
"I guess when he haz no foot."

"Say, you talk to Mista Squirrel at all?"
“Itz been sum time.”
“How wuz he doin?”
"Man, you know Mistah Squirrel.  He wuz all ova da place, or at least he wuz.  He alwayz be jumpin from one tree to tha next, alllllwayz tryin to get a nut or two.  Last I heard he got deported and now lives in anotha county.”
“Why iz dat?”
“He dunn got locked up fah breakin in a few too many attics. They finally caught him....Stoopid fool."
''****…”

"Nuff about tha neighbahood.  How you been?  Havent seen you inna while."
"Im still doin my thang, ya know.
Roamin from town ta town, chasin down tail."
"Yous still chillin in dem alleys too?"
"Fa sho!"
"Man, aint a **** thang changed wit chu.
Yous alwayz been a cool cat...”

.retsasid sdrawkcab a diova yam ew oS
retsam ot su rof stsixe ssenkaew tuB

.deyarp ev’uoy ecno retteb hcum leef dnA
dial ev’yeht shtap eht wollof uoY
.dnilb eht eusrup dna kaew eht dnuop tuB
?dniknam pleh ot enod uoy evah tahW

.ecnatirehni yppah dniheb gnidiH
ecnagorra htiw kcom dna egduj uoY
.thgin sseldne dna ,niap ,regnuh fO
?thgir s’tahw tuoba wonk uoy od tahW

Hey so today I felt like writing about you Stella, I hope you don't get angry at the honesty that's in this "thing" cant really call it a "poem" xD**

So the day I met you I was the happiest person in the world, you were the first person that actually noticed me and gave me any attention at all, and the fact that you were the one that started talking to me first? Oh God I was so excited! I remember that day like it was yesterday, you said I had the same smile as one of your friends, then I asked "Is that good or bad" then you replied "best smile evah!" That was the first compliment anyone has ever gave me, I started appreciating my smile more and more after that comment from you, also made me more confident about my looks, thank you! :) You were like one of the first girls I have ever talked to, first girl I talked to after my break up (...) so I immediately got this thing In my head about how much I miss talking to a girl or just talking to anyone in general, I was desperate to talk to you every day, I saw that you a little bit annoyed about it after some time because I was just jealous whenever you talked to someone else but not me, especially when you were on TC and you were with that "friend" Oh God to be honest I always hid your web cam so I don't get mad and start messaging you stuff **** yes that sounds crazy but that's how I am anyways, After the first day of talking to you I started getting really attached to you and I was scared to express my feelings to you because I was worried that you would call me some kind of ****** or something, but after I finally got "emo" enough to express everything to you, you took it kinda as a joke but It turned out good at the end because we still remained good friends which I didn't expect, You didn't say it straight up but I knew that I obviously got rejected but It didn't feel bad at all because I was flattered having a friend like you; Gorgeous, Smart, can make me laugh, and really nice to talk to, I thought you were perfect. I still think the same but you're a human after all. Don't take this as an insult its just you have your own life, you have friends that you see every day, you have your own problems and you don't care that much about the people on the internet because they don't matter in your life that much which I understand, I got to understand that more when I went to work and actually started talking to people. But I still think meeting you in real life would be the best thing that would ever happen to me and I hope it'll happen one day, I care about you and you really matter to me because every time you smile I smile, everytime you're sad I get sad and I pray that you get better as soon as possible but it doesn't seem to work so I'm sorry :/. I'm trying to talk to you every day, I'm dreaming about you sometimes and I still think about you every day, not as a girl of my dreams but as my First Real Friend :)