Radiator fluid was everywhere,
vultures circled high overhead,
so I put my head on a swivel
& did not see a single car in sight.
The twin black ribbons
disappeared into the horizon
& temperatures were
well above the 100-degree mark
when I stuck my thumb out.
Then from out of nowhere,
a cherry red Corvette cruised up
with the foxiest driver I'd ever seen,
I mean she was a knockout,
a raging beauty!
She took one look at me
& hit the pedal to the metal,
took off like a spaceship,
a bat out of hell.
I was dumfounded,
but eventually I figured,
it must had been the thumb,
it made me look like a ***
& no real lady
needs to give a ***
a ride to anywhere.