"Humpday" has arrived
and Thursday is looming.
"Happy Hour" now beckons
and business is booming.
So, go with your friends
belly up to the bar
But make sure someone else
takes you home in your car.
Two days till the weekend,
and a lifeline's relief.
But don't get caught loafing
or your job may be brief.
Happy **** Day
I bet y'all thought I was going **** with this. XD