It’s hard to be kind when I’m so ******* irritated
I remember once upon a time your soul had me inebriated
You would speak and I’d twirl my hair
At the movies I’d save your seat
While you go get the gummy bears
But these days when I want to go out
You don’t seem to care
Mountains of excuses
What happened to that flare

Now all we do is fight
Everybody looking at us and thinking
That ain’t right
I can ***** and moan
But it’s like I’m talking to a ******* drone
A window of opportunity opens, I’m hopeless
Maybe I should go
Every step foward I take, you pull me 10 steps back
Gotta stay true to my emotions but I can’t react
Your crazy assumptions are never fact
I get no thrill in shutting you down
But it’s a skill I gotta have
I aint ******* clown
Nor a ******* carpet
Think before you speak
Or you’re going start ****
Let me ******* love you
And those smelly armpits
Remember the first time you made me ***
When you ****** on my ****
And the time we made that ***** video clip
The way I move my body makes your **** drip
I know you love the way I don’t just ride you
Front first
Then reverse
Cowgirl
Makes your
Toes curl
I look back to give you that glance
That says
You’re a everything I’ve ever wanted in a romance

So be careful and kind
Cause you’re that somebody who already broke my heart
Whatever you do don’t tear me apart
Sade said maybe I’m the king of tomorrow
there’s more to life than sorrow..

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The cat was sitting there licking his ***** .
He stops suddenly and looks at me , like for seconds . Then he seems to say , "What? It can happen ."
Then all the boys there are wishing they could lick their ***** and they wouldn't have to fool with women . It's a good thing their fathers couldn't .
Mary comes in wearing shorts that shows her **** and a t-shirt so tight her ******* stick way out . Mary had big ******* , the kind a baby could find on any dark night (or ***** boyfriend)
Tonight Mary had neither and she was looking for a download from anyone . Uploads would do too . Mary liked to be on top of her game .