Welcome all friends who are allowed in.
You came to see a show but little did you know
that the girl you're about to witness
has no **** and only fitness.
Strong thighs, abs that lead to a v,
Long hair to cover where there's not much to see.
(  o  )(  o  )
When she walked, she walked tall.
When she danced, she took off her bra.
She could drop it low,
pick it up slow,
shake her *** better than your average skanky ***.
(  o  )(  o  )
Fantasies of 80s rock music came alive
and it's hardly more than I can take.
I blacked out during my entire performance
on amateur night..
to Whitesnake.
(  o  )(  o  )
As I do recall,
first is the worst,
second is the best.
For that's what I got
with such a little chest.
I left with my pride
and 600 dollars in my boot.
Bucket list off for dancing on a pole
in my birthday suit.

From up here
your light reaches into the deepest waves
of the ocean inside of me
where i was once lost drifting out to sea
when you shone your light
to find the better parts of me.
forewarned of jagged rocks and stormy weather,
your soul was my lighthouse when I didn't know any better.
And then I knew it was you all along
that guided me home.