Session 1
Greet people you meet;
smile and give 'em a Presidential wave
Session 2
Facilitator:
What happened to you
Participant Jones?
Would you care to tell everyone?
Participant Jones:
This man at the mall
stepped up to me and punched me
Cause, he said, I was smiling at his woman
Facilitator:
Be undeterred, O participant Jones
Be persistent - practise positive behaviour
Session 3
Facilitator:
What's with that bandage on your head
O participant Jones?
Would you care to tell everyone?
Participant Jones:
That's where my wife's ladle landed
O positive Facilitator -
for my wife thinks I'm trying to get fresh
with the women in the neighbourhood
with my exuberant smiles and hand waves
Facilitator:
Have no regrets, practise in earnest;
the broad smile wins all hearts
Session 4**
Participant Jones did not attend;
has not been heard from since Session 3