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 Jul 2020
martin
When she wants something
She can be quite determined
My wife
She wanted to be a human cannon ball
So I watched from a safe distance
A double-decker bus
Roof removed
Filled with water
Had been provided to land in
With a splash
She missed and landed with a crunch
I knew it was a bad idea
Do you dream funny?
 Jul 2020
Mike Hauser
Last year in order to save some money
Which in hindsight wasn't smart
Me and my buddies got together
To make our own fireworks

And as luck would have it
We found all we need under the kitchen sink
The whole time looking to do this cheap
Instead we came out free

Knowing this day would draw a crowd
As soon as the rumor mill filled up
So in our vast wisdom with a few cells missing
We mixed the batch up in Jimmy's tub

Not being exact on science
As illustrated in that magazine
We felt no need to measure
And might have gone a bit extreme

As soon as the stuff started bubbling up
That thought did cross our minds
Remember at the start, saying it wasn't smart
And that little mention of hindsight

With the size of the flash, little wonder we're not ash
And still have all our fingers and toes
It's hard to explain the size of the bang
And why now Jimmy's house is one big hole

But we did put on a show not soon forgotten
That could be seen from outer space
And where Jimmy's house used to be
There's now a community pool in it's place

So come and join us on this holiday
Burgers, beer, and of course fireworks
In fact we're heading to Davy's house now
To mix a few things up...
I'm having to scoot out the door to work but I hope everyone has a wonderful day celebrating this great country of ours. I know we're in a time where a lot of people don't agree about the greatness of America but believe me it is. Sure we have a past (and who doesn't) but we have worked thru most of mistakes for the better and if we will all come together we'll work thru this one too.
 Jul 2020
Mrs Timetable
It is
Irresponsibly
Irresponsible
To be
Sarcastically
Sarcastic
About
Dangerous
Dangers
I’m
Jokingly
Joking
Don’t take it
Seriously
Serious
 Jul 2020
Em MacKenzie
There is only so long
you can struggle to make a bed
before you realize,
that it's a futon.
An old note I wrote down months and months ago.
 Jul 2020
Carlo C Gomez
Rages are red
My opponents black n' blue
The sound of the bell
Means it's time to be fed
And as you know
I never bite off
More than I can chew
In Memory of Evander Holyfield's ear (1962-1997)

Thomas W. Case's Historical Figure Poetry Challenge, Mike Tyson.
 Jul 2020
Salmabanu Hatim
My heart beats for you,
I adore your smile,
I always think of taking you out for dinner,
But, I hear you eat a lot,
I am afraid my wallet cannot handle the bill.😜
2/7/2020
Funny
 Jul 2020
Salmabanu Hatim
I wish there was insurance for love,
First you paid the premium,
Then if your partner left you or you were betrayed at least you can claim insurance on what you spent on them.
1/7/2020
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