I have no life
neither does bae
so I spend mine
with him day after day

I think poems
are a very lame way
to say something like this
but not for bae

I call him a loser
but he doesn't care
like how he doesn't
buy me stuffed bears

we're no white couple
not in any way
but I like him cuz he
doesn't think I'm lame

why are we here
why can't we be there
could some people be
a little bit different

a little less rude
a bit more extravagant
and that would make
the world so much better

I don't think I'm nice
I get bored a lot
I got mad at bae twice
and ignored him a lot

I seem very rude
annoying and insulting
I insult myself too
and apologize too much

but my thoughts
aren't important to me
only one person's
could ever be

even though I think
I'm not so great
one person thinks I am
and that would be bae

with bae we made a village
on some online game
it was large and prosperous
but it was kinda lame

so we named the town
the town by the bay
he asked me for a name
I didn't know what to say

so I shouted "SHENIQUA"
he looked at me and laughed
he named it Sheniqua
then he left to take a bath

so a few weeks later
when I asked about the game
he said Sheniqua had died
so I guess it was lame

you tell me that it's fine
and I apologize
for everything I do
even if it is fine

I insult myself a lot
and get jealous
I get upset easily
and aren't the brightest

but for bae
you may annoy me
but I get its kinda cute
and you always text back

while I never respond
and insult myself
you still don't hate me
like the others do

I told bae he had the flu
he denied it saying he's fine
now it's my birthday and I'm alone
so bae got sick just in time

bae is sick and falling asleep
he will not text back at all
I guess it's my fault
that he just won't answer my call

bae has the flu and doesn't feel good
I'm sitting at home alone too
I wish I could die cause he isn't here
the bae whose asleep and with the flu

everyone is complaining
I dont know why
but bæ is gone
the cat's wearing a tie

Delaney needs to die
im eating lots of chocolate
bæ left me with Delaney
and I'm lactose intolerant