(sung to "If I Only Had a Brain/Heart/Courage" song from the Wizard of Oz)
I'm a ****** *******,
altho I seem quite merry,
I am always causing strife.
I've a rot for a banana,
But I'd smoke the whole Havana,
if I only had a LIFE!
I just love to cause division,
By other's lives derision,
I'll cause gossip to be rife!
It don't matter! I am toothful,
I don't claim to be that truthful,
If I only had a LIFE!
I would love ta get ta know ya,
But I smoke like Krakatoa,
You could cut it with a knife.
I will put it in my ashtray
And conclude another entry
if I only had a LIFE!
I've no girlfriend, it don't matter,
I'm as loony as a hatter,
I will never have a wife.
I've a teeny weeny shooter,
Can't make love to my computer,
IF I ONLY HAD A LIFE!!
SoulSurvivor
(C) 12/20/2015
More of my dark side.
I'M FED UP WITH THE T R O L L S!!!
:/