Celebrities make poor politicians.
Poor politicians become celebrities.
Click. Clique.

I was born.
I was born male.
I was born white male.
I was born white, male Caucasian.
I was born white, male Caucasian in a Republic.
I was born white, male, Caucasian, in a First World Republic.
I was born white, male, Caucasian, in a First World Republic,
     in a large, loving family.

I was born white, male, Caucasian, in a First World Republic,
     in a large loving family, and I'll never work as a talking head.
Why, tell me, do all the others have all the luck.

S/He/It
SHeIt
Sheit
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It happens.

Children Sundance naturally,
(without hang-up's).
Adults experience crazy moments,
(the inner child alive and well).