"telemarketing" poems - Hello Poetry

Finding something on the road And serving it for dinner Buying dresses far too small And thinking you look thinner Solar powered submarines Broken ribs or ruptured spleens Driving cars and drinking beers Lightbulb licking, bad ideas Knowing where you shouldn't be And being there despite Going out in thunderstorms To fly your iron kite Sharing needles with a shark Going to Mansfield after dark Setting fire to someone's ears Telemarketing, bad ideas Not deploying gaffer-tape When doing D.I.Y. Believing the implausible While branding truth a lie Replying to Nigerian Princes **** bleach and ******* rinses Tabloid papers touting fears Voting UKIP, bad ideas Impersonating ****** Before nineteen forty-five Catching a train on Sunday And assuming you'll arrive Turning lights on with your nose Eating food that moves or glows Listening to Britney Spears Marmite Pringles, bad ideas **

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Feb 11, 2015

Feb 11, 2015 at 7:20 AM UTC

ben-jones

Really Bad Ideas

Finding something on the road And serving it for dinner Buying dresses far too small And thinking you look thinner Solar powered submarines Broken ribs or ruptured spleens Driving cars and drinking beers Lightbulb licking, bad ideas Knowing where you shouldn't be And being there despite Going out in thunderstorms To fly your iron kite Sharing needles with a shark Going to Mansfield after dark Setting fire to someone's ears Telemarketing, bad ideas Not deploying gaffer-tape When doing D.I.Y. Believing the implausible While branding truth a lie Replying to Nigerian Princes **** bleach and ******* rinses Tabloid papers touting fears Voting UKIP, bad ideas Impersonating ****** Before nineteen forty-five Catching a train on Sunday And assuming you'll arrive Turning lights on with your nose Eating food that moves or glows Listening to Britney Spears Marmite Pringles, bad ideas **

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I once sold a hair straightener to a woman going through keemo I once sold a a weight loss supplement to a girl struggling with anoerexia. I once sold female libido enhancers to a forty year old man. Sold a car to a Parapalegic Sold a telephone to a deff woman. I once sold a child an imaginary friend. And a Vaccuum for their sandbox. I once sold a soul to a telemarketing company. They paid me in biweekly installments. And they got a hell of a deal.

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Nov 9, 2015

Nov 9, 2015 at 1:05 AM UTC

GeekElement

Regretable Sales.

I once sold a hair straightener to a woman going through keemo I once sold a a weight loss supplement to a girl struggling with anoerexia. I once sold female libido enhancers to a forty year old man. Sold a car to a Parapalegic Sold a telephone to a deff woman. I once sold a child an imaginary friend. And a Vaccuum for their sandbox. I once sold a soul to a telemarketing company. They paid me in biweekly installments. And they got a hell of a deal.

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Late night coffee shop buzzed on caffeine, in tune with the buzz of electric appliances, acutely aware of the young child sound asleep on the arm sleeve of the man's coat wrapped around him in ways that his mother's arms are not, her arms holding papers like a poker hand, the intonation of her Spanish by phone easily understood as a night at the office, telemarketing, swaying the buyer, as Mr. Sleepyhead, opens bright eyes wobblyturns to me to feel out the audience.

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Jul 29, 2013

Jul 29, 2013 at 9:55 PM UTC

sherry-l-sutton-curtiss

Feeling it out

Late night coffee shop buzzed on caffeine, in tune with the buzz of electric appliances, acutely aware of the young child sound asleep on the arm sleeve of the man's coat wrapped around him in ways that his mother's arms are not, her arms holding papers like a poker hand, the intonation of her Spanish by phone easily understood as a night at the office, telemarketing, swaying the buyer, as Mr. Sleepyhead, opens bright eyes wobblyturns to me to feel out the audience.

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Got a new job, Telemarketing Ring...Ring... "Hello, I was wondering If you were interested In purchasing Some quietus today?"

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Feb 11, 2013

Feb 11, 2013 at 9:42 AM UTC

orbitalmucus

Dying of Death

Got a new job, Telemarketing Ring...Ring... "Hello, I was wondering If you were interested In purchasing Some quietus today?"

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Oct 16, 2015

Oct 16, 2015 at 5:57 AM UTC

shireliiy

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Time always ticking A trip triple tricking The thinker’s talent telling Told trust in their wits A tad foretold in tableaux Tot tot tin buckets in tams Take out and talkative Go tick tick tick tick Trick the topography Turn up the top town To take a tent Try truly hard But tend to be tardy Tagline and cosine And untwine and the capital of Lichtenstein? And whatever else you can find To taint the trees with telemarketing Watch the tardigrades Trek through lichen and tailwater Taradiddle my fiddle and Trick the ticking time

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May 6, 2019

May 6, 2019 at 12:42 AM UTC

graye

Ticking Time

Time always ticking A trip triple tricking The thinker’s talent telling Told trust in their wits A tad foretold in tableaux Tot tot tin buckets in tams Take out and talkative Go tick tick tick tick Trick the topography Turn up the top town To take a tent Try truly hard But tend to be tardy Tagline and cosine And untwine and the capital of Lichtenstein? And whatever else you can find To taint the trees with telemarketing Watch the tardigrades Trek through lichen and tailwater Taradiddle my fiddle and Trick the ticking time

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I know you got all my messages My phone calls My texts My SMSs. But what bothers me is, Why are you ghosting me All of the sudden Like we’re complete strangers? Like you have received A call from a telemarketing Company? @jobiranyc (10/16/2017)

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Oct 16, 2017

Oct 16, 2017 at 9:54 PM UTC

Jobira

Ghosting

I know you got all my messages My phone calls My texts My SMSs. But what bothers me is, Why are you ghosting me All of the sudden Like we’re complete strangers? Like you have received A call from a telemarketing Company? @jobiranyc (10/16/2017)

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