"hitchens" poems
A sweet scent of pine needles
In the Adirondack air,
Animals moving
With complete freedom
And choice,
A view of the lake
And the sun with beauty
Unmatchable,
A whole different
World not too loud
And not too quiet,
Muted from electronics
And social media,
Because memories aren’t made playing video games
May 4, 2016
May 4, 2016 at 8:18 AM UTC
.how many coordinates does it take to draw a straight line? last time i heard: two... so why even bother with two spells of being a politician in office... why not extend the tenure to 8 years to begin with and scrap the 2nd cycle of elections? the "people's will" wouldn't require a 2nd election cycle to elect a politician... given that a politician can be given a 2nd "referendum", but the people, with their iron will, are not entitled to collectively express the plethora of doubt? good! and upon with each and with each upon every other: their own version of an autocrat.
so...
why would you have
a mid-term vote
in America?!
what's the point?!
why have a mid-term
vote?!
people are either too tired
to give a ****
or too engrossed
to mind: either...
i don't need some pompous
diacritical
exfoliation from the south
of England,
to mind whether it's
a politician or a journalist
talking...
fuck's sake...
Lord Andrew Adonis
sounds less pompous
than Peter Hitchens!
so... why have a mid-term
vote?!
what's the point?!
you voted blond-quiffie
in power...
so... the mid-term vote
could depose him?!
no... i'm too dumb
and without much of a libido
to give a **** about
the politics of these people...
and...
i'm lacking the fetish for lying.
Oct 22, 2018
Oct 22, 2018 at 8:04 PM UTC
There’s a tree in the road
Not in the middle
But it can’t be confused for being
Off
Two cars cannot pass abreast
Polite driving may be necessary
Who was in charge of the decision
To trust human nature,
To entrust safety and cooperation to those who follow?
I arrived after this phenomenon was well-established
How could this be? How did it come to be?
I
The road was an afterthought
Paved years after the tree was firm
Autos rarely passed this way, lorries never
Should you wish to traverse
The tree takes precedence
As river traffic takes precedence over vehicles crossing a bridge
The bridgekeeper must obey - the tree is firm not flowing.
II
The tree was a sapling when the road was built
A mere twiglet unobserved by most
Her massive trunk growing imperceptibly year after year
One ring after another
Until tectonic forces lifted the road ocean floor
Becoming one with the tree mountain.
III
The tree was well established and observed to be a hazard
But the road is small
And the beauty of the oak
And the comfort of the shade
Bring joy to those
Walking and living
Cars be ******
Let them find their way. However it is
IV
Our civil engineers are conducting an experiment
There are conflicting interests
Between the Road Advocates and the Tree-ers
RA: “For safety sake, Tear Down That Tree!”
Tree-ers: “We can live in harmony”
Germany or Switzerland
A tie vote. What to do?
V
Mr. Hitchins, a kind community-minded resident
Willed to the City, fair, the once-thin alleyway
Which grew into a shunway; then a dirt trench; then a passage
Passing from the lonely two way street in front
Through to the loading area behind.
From 1856 until 1973 the road was sparsely used.
Upon proclamation of the Burghers
“Civilised society warrants paved roads.”
Whereupon the deed was dusted off
Provision 12.b.1. of Mr. Hitchens’ will:
“Let it be known to all who hear these words,
that the strip of land running from Virginia Street
to Ferris St, on Platt 687, recorded in book 14009
be and forever is the property of the Fair City
subject only to the right of my favorite tree, Emily, the Oak
to forever reside as she currently is - just on the West side of the strip.”
I arrived long after this phenomenon was established.
Feb 18, 2018
Feb 18, 2018 at 8:53 PM UTC
{a mind game during intermission}
there were reveries recorded while telling the tale.
the teller was taken up, some say,
at the throne, say others,
in the spirit, others still
thy will be don on earth as in heaven was bound to be done
once, upon a time, very similar to this one. We had clocks aware of all we counted or qua n-tuple times pi is as fine a guess
as ever has been made, since the first fortythree.
We have so many things in common. Tuples and Hitchens survival for one,
and I have my integrity integrated despite the ergotic episode of daring/
[
A property of continuous dynamical systems that is the opposite of ergodicity is complete integrability.
From <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ergodic_theory> ]
]
What? You missed that? I dared you.
do you feel odd? irrational? pyramidic-pi-eyed?
Wait, we need a date,
then, we syn crow own, oh god the hieroglyphs include all types of idle words
we need order, C# or, no, no, no
all things are possible
this is the quarkish
conclusion.
Play again, kid?
Jan 13, 2019
Jan 13, 2019 at 9:16 PM UTC
are you sure that we're supposed
to be buried in earth,
earth the closest we resemble
as ash...
are you sure?
just wondering, because i've
just stopped looking through
my grandfather's rea ding glasses...
and what i saw through them...
was akin to having your eyes
open, underwater...
perhaps this whole one-size-fits-all
coffin packaging is great
to cut corners and run the treadmill...
hell, floating murk
of cremation on the Ganges...
if the druids were to be stirred...
the eyes of man,
ought to be buried in the sea
or lake or river...
the other body parts?!
dunno...
because that would rob
me of the authenticity
of where I'd like my eyes to be buried...
or rather dropped into...
apart from the eyes and the brain...
i guess the druids would prefer
the modernised version of events,
given the progess of science...
donor flesh...
even the heart doesn't
exactly fit a burial worthy of
the earth... you could in earnest
bury a heart of a wild animal,
when performing a burial rite...
but there's something
comical about the inverted necrophilia,
a higher tier of hue...
there is a dead man,
but a part of him is still living,
in another...
hence my sour taste in,
peace be upon him, Christopher Hitchens'
atheism, banking on genes,
and an eternity solely via genes...
genes are but atoms...
i see...
a heart of my calibre
beating for 10 more years in
a foreign body...
and all this...
with the exausted poetic eucharist
of Christianity...
and before the techno-tenticle
explores...
a complete inversion
of necrophilia...
a subtleness of life...
and the endless possibilities therein...
at least by cremation:
nothing is sacred, all is elemental...
not this, from dust you came,
but unto wax you shall return...
Madame Tussauds *** doll
precursors, and a stag night joke
about ******* a helium sheep...
with all due respect,
peace be upon him,
there are more avenues to eternity,
than in the immediate sense,
atomist, procreation and the passing on
of genes...
unless you are of course
a modern day Portuguese ****
with the no. 7 roy-al white...
less about prostitutes tier C,
certainly not tier B (strippers and
the sugg'ah daddy teasers)...
no, we're talking Gattaca ******
tier A... surrogates.
Apr 12, 2018
Apr 12, 2018 at 5:47 PM UTC