the neptune benefit tooth extraction concert
with briano alliano
hi dudes, i am briano alliano and i am up here on neptune
doing a benefit concert to help athena help my earth body
with his tooth extraction, and the first song is i am bop and
i am unskinny, here goes
you see i am walking around looking silly, oh yeah
i party really hard, yeah
and i put gasoline to pump up my car yeah
and that makes me feel all so cool
my selected teeth are leaving my mouth yeah
i will party yeah, and that’ll make me cool
that makes me feel like i am bop, and i am unskinny
you see partying is the way to be
you see i am feeling all so strange
and when i was young i was called strange
by young dudes who were jealous of me
i party in the club with a seafood basket and a coke, yeah
yeah, green coke is what i like the best
and i am bop, and i am unskinny and i feel so radical
oh yeah, i do, yeah
i am having my tooth extractions
oh yeah, that will make me feel like i am falling overl, oh yeah
and that makes me bop, who is very unskinny, bop pity hoop
this next song, dudes is a ******* of our behaved prime minister
hey, mr abbott, why are my dentist bills so high
abbott replied, in these hardened economic times
we have to tighten our belts, and heads back to his mansion
and reverse cycle air conditioning
and we call out
hey, mr abbott
hey mr abbott
hey mr abbott
why are you giving us problems with dental care
you are stuffing us around, fella
so what is the problem, mr abbott, what f..k is going on
you are making poor people suffer, day in day out
and hey mr abbott, how do you suppose to think we feel about it
ya silly old fool, what’s wrong wit5h ya mr abbott
and now after i gave our behated prime minister a serve
here is my song called 15 miles
15 miles to get to the end
without some people driving us round the bend
ya see they are pushing us around every day and night
i am finding it hard to cross the stateline
you see i go to space every time i sleep
and when i am there, i have no time to peep
i throw methane all over the dead
brad, randy, mark and paul had a lot on them
and now i feel like tipping methane all over fred
and as i did that, i felt so great
then we go 15 miles to get to the end
without some people driving me round the bend
this concert, dudes raises the awareness of my dental surgery through athena
and i lay it out for my friend philomena
and travelling for 15 miles right on time
to get all the way to reach the state line
PARTY
PARTY
PARTY
PARTY
We’ll do that every day and night
as we reach the great australian bite, right now
and, dudes here is another song, called fly burgers
fly burgers, are as tasty as can be
fly burgers, are good enough for me
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato
and have a lot of fun
at the footy, the flies are cooking on the plate
they are saying ya little young dudes
you are sitting up too late
just catch a well cooked blowie
and get out the bowl
put the fly in the burger mix
yeah, drown ‘em in a hole,
YEAH
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
then add lettuce and tomato
and have so much fun
now in a restaurant a fly comes in
and parks on the griller
you feel like going to the zoo
and talk to a gorilla
just catch that flaming’ blowie
and add lettuce and tomato
and cook the fly, yeah that is sweet
as tasty as gelato
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato
and have a lot of fun
in the summer friends drop round
to enjoy the atmosphere
some bring coke, some bring wine
and the australians all brought beer
the bbq man noticed a fly upon his back
he got the swat, and whacked it up,
OH HERE JACK
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between
two buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato
and have so much fun
now the hospital has been busy this year
since fly burgers were on the menu
people saying that fly burgers
put germs right in you
an old man, a young boy
both died of poisoning
and nobody knows if it was
the fly burgers that did them in
fly burgers are good enough to eat
fly burgers are such a tasty treat
just catch a blowie between tw2o buttered buns
add some lettuce and tomato
and have a lot of fun, and have soooo much ****** fun,
DUDES PARTY
DUDES PARTY
DUDES PARTY
YOUNG DUDES WANT TO HAVE FLY BURGERS ON BBQ PLATES ALL OVER THE WORLD
SO DO FAM——LI——ES
and have so much fun, oh yeah
here is the next song, called the club is open
you see the club is open, is open is open
you see the club is open for the patrons to enjoy
you see the club is open, is open, is open
you see the club is open for the patrons to enjoy
you see come on carry me, ya see a clubber, i will always be
the club is open for the patrons to enjoy
ya excellent service is so cool
yeah mate yeah, we break no rule
you see the club is open for the patrons to enjoy
and now i will get this methane smoothie and throw it all over the crowd, yeah
this will be cool, man
and now dudes, the dental surgery is complete
the benefit concert is over
i will fly back to Canberra
the tooth extraction is complete, i am leaving neptune
see ya next time,
tata love, from the oldie in myself