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Last May a braw wooer cam down the lang glen, And sair wi’ his love he did deave me; I said there was naething I hated like men: The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me, believe me, The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me. He spak o’ the darts in my bonie black een, And vow’d for my love he was diein; I said he might die when he liked for Jean: The Lord forgie me for liein, for liein, The Lord forgie me for liein! A weel-stocked mailen, himsel for the laird, And marriage aff-hand, were his proffers: I never loot on that I ken’d it, or car’d, But thought I might hae waur offers, waur offers, But thought I might hae waur offers. But what *** ye think? in a fortnight or less, (The deil tak his taste to *** near her!) He up the lang loan to my black cousin Bess, Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her, could bear her Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her. But a’ the niest week I fretted wi’ care, I gaed to the tryste o’ Dalgarnock, And wha but my fine fickle lover was there, I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock, a warlock. I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock. But owre my left shoulder I *** him a blink, Lest neibors might say I was saucy; My wooer he caper’d as he’d been in drink, And vow’d I was his dear lassie, dear lassie, And vow’d I was his dear lassie. I spier’d for my cousin fu’ couthy and sweet, Gin she had recover’d her hearin, And how her new shoon fit her auld shachl’t feet— But, heavens! how he fell a swearin, a swearin, But, heavens! how he fell a swearin. He begg’d, for gudesake, I *** be his wife, Or else I *** **** him wi’ sorrow: So e’en to preserve the poor body in life, I think I maun wed him to-morrow, to-morrow, I think I maun wed him to-morrow.
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Last May A Braw Wooer
Last May a braw wooer cam down the lang glen, And sair wi’ his love he did deave me; I said there was naething I hated like men: The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me, believe me, The deuce *** wi ‘m to believe me. He spak o’ the darts in my bonie black een, And vow’d for my love he was diein; I said he might die when he liked for Jean: The Lord forgie me for liein, for liein, The Lord forgie me for liein! A weel-stocked mailen, himsel for the laird, And marriage aff-hand, were his proffers: I never loot on that I ken’d it, or car’d, But thought I might hae waur offers, waur offers, But thought I might hae waur offers. But what *** ye think? in a fortnight or less, (The deil tak his taste to *** near her!) He up the lang loan to my black cousin Bess, Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her, could bear her Guess ye how, the jad! I could bear her. But a’ the niest week I fretted wi’ care, I gaed to the tryste o’ Dalgarnock, And wha but my fine fickle lover was there, I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock, a warlock. I glowr’d as I’d seen a warlock. But owre my left shoulder I *** him a blink, Lest neibors might say I was saucy; My wooer he caper’d as he’d been in drink, And vow’d I was his dear lassie, dear lassie, And vow’d I was his dear lassie. I spier’d for my cousin fu’ couthy and sweet, Gin she had recover’d her hearin, And how her new shoon fit her auld shachl’t feet— But, heavens! how he fell a swearin, a swearin, But, heavens! how he fell a swearin. He begg’d, for gudesake, I *** be his wife, Or else I *** **** him wi’ sorrow: So e’en to preserve the poor body in life, I think I maun wed him to-morrow, to-morrow, I think I maun wed him to-morrow.
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My heart is a-breaking, dear Tittie, Some counsel unto me come *** To anger them a’ is a pity, But what will I do wi’ Tam Glen? I’m thinking, wi’ sic a braw fellow, In poortith I might mak a fen’: What care I in riches to wallow, If I mauna marry Tam Glen? There’s Lowrie, the laird o’ Dumeller, “Guid-day to you,”—brute! he comes ben: He brags and he blaws o’ his siller, But when will he dance like Tam Glen? My minnie does constantly deave me, And bids me beware o’ young men; They flatter, she says, to deceive me; But wha can think sae o’ Tam Glen? My daddie says, gin I’ll forsake him, He’ll gie me guid hunder marks ten: But, if it’s ordain’d I maun take him, O wha will I get but Tam Glen? Yestreen at the valentines’ dealing, My heart to my mou gied a sten: For thrice I drew ane without failing, And thrice it was written, “Tam Glen”! The last Halloween I was waukin My droukit sark-sleeve, as ye ken: His likeness cam up the house staukin, And the very gray breeks o’ Tam Glen! Come counsel, dear Tittie, don’t tarry; I’ll gie ye my bonie black hen, Gif ye will advise me to marry The lad I lo’e dearly, Tam Glen.
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Tam Glen
O Mary, at thy window be, It is the wished, the trysted hour! Those smiles and glances let me see, That make the miser’s treasure poor: How blythely *** I bide the stour, A weary slave frae sun to sun, Could I the rich reward secure, The lovely Mary Morison. Yestreen, when to the trembling string The dance gaed thro’ the lighted ha’, To thee my fancy took its wing, I sat, but neither heard nor saw: Tho’ this was fair, and that was braw, And yon the toast of a’ the town, I sighed, and said amang them a’, “Ye are na Mary Morison.” O Mary, canst thou wreck his peace Wha for thy sake *** gladly dee? Or canst thou break that heart of his, Whose only faut is loving thee? If love for love thou wilt na gie, At least be pity to me shown; A thought ungentle canna be The thought o’ Mary Morison.
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Mary Morison
Once I lov'd a bonie lass, Ay, and I love her still; And whilst that virtue warms my breast, I'll love my handsome Nell. As bonie lasses I hae seen, And mony full as braw; But, for a modest gracefu' mein, The like I never saw. A bonie lass, I will confess, Is pleasant to the e'e; But, without some better qualities, She's no a lass for me. But Nelly's looks are blythe and sweet, And what is best of a', Her reputation is complete, And fair without a flaw. She dresses aye sae clean and neat, Both decent and genteel; And then there's something in her gait Gars ony dress look weel. A gaudy dress and gentle air May slightly touch the heart; But it's innocence and modesty That polishes the dart. 'Tis this in Nelly pleases me, 'Tis this enchants my soul; For absolutely in my breast She reigns without control.
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Jan 25, 2015
Jan 25, 2015 at 4:58 AM UTC
Handsome Nell (Robert Burns)
One Christmas Eve in Stranraer I found mahsel' ****** in a bar Wi' a fat Dumfries **** Ach, 'twas easy tae score, Once I tell't her I'd kipped wi' her Ma. I spent Christmas morn in Prestwick Wi' a girl whose lips were aye thick (not the ones on her face but in t'other place). Their hugeness fair crushed ma braw **** That night near auld Newton Stewart Wi' a lass who declined aye tae do it, I used all mah' charm And twisted her arm, But the smell in her breeks made me rue it. On Boxing Day evening in Ayr, I met a girl who had a huge pair Of bonnie fat **** They thrilled me tae bits Before I explored her "doon there". Galloway lassies are corkers And Girvan girls are laud squawkers; But for suckin o' the **** Tak' yersel' tae Cumnock, If ye dinnae mind fat spotty porkers. You're no wondering doubt, in this poem, Why no lassies have met a fell doom (so I'll mention the death of poor ugly Beth Who got squashed in a ******** in Troon).
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Aug 27, 2015
Aug 27, 2015 at 7:47 AM UTC
Memories of Dumfries, Galloway and Ayr
I remember I was scared to death the first time I had a girl alone with me I remember thinking do I just pull it out and present it Or do I wait for her to ask to see it or do I just sit here and talk untill she says "are we gonna do this" Or do I go "are we gonna do this" instead we watched like 2 hours of random tv, talked, I showed my Tattoos she Showed me ones that she will be getting someday on her body. And then it Happened the sign The flip of the hair The little Flutter of the eyes I knew I had to make my move So I said "I've been looking at you since I first saw you and wondered what'd be like to kiss you" she says "well are you gonna keep wondering or do it" We begin to make out in the back of my head im praying she doesnt start using tounge because im horrible at french kissing. Luckily it didn't happen As I begin to rub her back I unsnap her braw with one hand which I never did before that. The shirt came off smoothly and I looked at a set of amazing little perky ******* I tasted her flesh surrounding this tender area and took my shirt off revealing my skrany tatted up body. She began to push down on me and soon as  was on my back and she was Hovered over me. I remember thinking to myself THIS IS AWESOME. just as she thought she was in controll I flipped her over brushed my hands down her hips. AND IT HAPPENED the moment you know your getting laid (my brother told me this before) The slight arch of her back just enough for me to remove her pants in a swift motion. The rest is history or should I say Herstory. I remember the next day going to school and later on seeing her at parties and eventually I never seen her again somehow or another she just vanished to this day I dont Know where she is but **** can I remember everything about that night her outfit down to her ear rings what song I had playing (Tupac How do You Want It) the nervous tick  I do with my thumb nails clicking them haha. she asked me if This was my first time ( I replied yes) She told me that I was her first also (not like first) but first time actaully being made love too. she said I knew exactly what to do and that she never had a man actaully take his time with her. I brushed her hair back and whispered in her ear ( in all the seas and all the lakes I found  mermaid by mistake) my little way of saying she was speacil. I've never found another mermaid is what im getting at and honestly after all the girls past present a future I'll never have another night like that so if your out there Aubrey this writings for you
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Feb 5, 2013
Feb 5, 2013 at 12:51 AM UTC
For Aubrey
I remember I was scared to death the first time I had a girl alone with me I remember thinking do I just pull it out and present it Or do I wait for her to ask to see it or do I just sit here and talk untill she says "are we gonna do this" Or do I go "are we gonna do this" instead we watched like 2 hours of random tv, talked, I showed my Tattoos she Showed me ones that she will be getting someday on her body. And then it Happened the sign The flip of the hair The little Flutter of the eyes I knew I had to make my move So I said "I've been looking at you since I first saw you and wondered what'd be like to kiss you" she says "well are you gonna keep wondering or do it" We begin to make out in the back of my head im praying she doesnt start using tounge because im horrible at french kissing. Luckily it didn't happen As I begin to rub her back I unsnap her braw with one hand which I never did before that. The shirt came off smoothly and I looked at a set of amazing little perky ******* I tasted her flesh surrounding this tender area and took my shirt off revealing my skrany tatted up body. She began to push down on me and soon as  was on my back and she was Hovered over me. I remember thinking to myself THIS IS AWESOME. just as she thought she was in controll I flipped her over brushed my hands down her hips. AND IT HAPPENED the moment you know your getting laid (my brother told me this before) The slight arch of her back just enough for me to remove her pants in a swift motion. The rest is history or should I say Herstory. I remember the next day going to school and later on seeing her at parties and eventually I never seen her again somehow or another she just vanished to this day I dont Know where she is but **** can I remember everything about that night her outfit down to her ear rings what song I had playing (Tupac How do You Want It) the nervous tick  I do with my thumb nails clicking them haha. she asked me if This was my first time ( I replied yes) She told me that I was her first also (not like first) but first time actaully being made love too. she said I knew exactly what to do and that she never had a man actaully take his time with her. I brushed her hair back and whispered in her ear ( in all the seas and all the lakes I found  mermaid by mistake) my little way of saying she was speacil. I've never found another mermaid is what im getting at and honestly after all the girls past present a future I'll never have another night like that so if your out there Aubrey this writings for you
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Today. Calm wind cooling Warm chills brewing Animation of friends and houses And tickled thoughts of the delusional Small talk has becomes real talk Chores and sleep and obligation Braw-less day, we hang around calling on death, to save our illusion Tomorrow. Yesterday. Today. Mind now solution Contemplations gone away Lives of pretend and boxes I serve breakfast all day I see no evil I hear no good Sweet child run wild You’ll think you never could. Step over, check over No thoughts for the tame Calm music, quiet closer Failed liken No pay My feet hurt Your mouth hurts Go away, no please stay Slow me slow me down now **** off How’s your day? And turn down your sunny day! Joe smiled the other way! Ill love you tomorrow and not today! Consider it my way It’s the least I can do. Tomorrow. Yesterday. Today.
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Oct 15, 2013
Oct 15, 2013 at 12:55 AM UTC
Day
I’ll always remember tonight, Dressed in your old white t shirt, I’ll remember the shape of your fingers Running along my skin, I’ll remember your lips Upon my braw, I’ll remember telling you to stop Even tho you never did. I’ll remember still loving you, Despite what you did to me I’ll remember that you said you loved me too, And what you did to me, is what you had to do to prove it to me
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Aug 3, 2021
Aug 3, 2021 at 4:25 PM UTC
tonight.
Whare ripples trickles dreeps awa, Tha fluid run tha water braw. A' triple race frae which it stems aneath tha starry heevenly hem, whare a' come an thereby pass tha rivers edge wha gleams like glass. Upon tha wintery echo , far weel I ken tha cracklin tree like a bantom hen, chuckles oot apun tha glen aneith tha dark too'ering Ben. This cul' dark an weary nicht hulds tha worl' e'er sae ticht tae tha lays tha lan' does spill grasps yin an a' therein tae fill Tae a' tha glory O winter's parade tha tinsel show, its masqurade. Fills us a' doun tae tha bane tae tha spirit O winter's ain. © Alisdaire O'Caoimph
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Mar 18, 2011
Mar 18, 2011 at 8:31 PM UTC
Winters Ain
By twist and ties from ages past, We are but Union bound Ruled from afar by silver spoons, 'til hope and freedom found, A fire in the belly of daughters and sons Made a home in faces awash in blue, With roaring thunder in voices loud, proclaim; A Scot! Proud, free, canny and true. Past leaders, past has-beens, past moguls and crooks, The passion spreads, face to face, Tangible static in the Square tonight, The cone standing tall in it's place. The fire of the people out in the streets, Casting eyes to freedom's distant shores, Their message clear and printed in bold, With every paper passed through street-lit doors. 'Saor Alba! 'Alba gu Bràth!' The spirit of Scotia is free. 'Bairns not Bombs!' 'Seize it with both hands!', they cry, This Aye vote is for you, and for me. With faith, with courage, with braw, gallus grace, This word will nae weesht, but spread, Not if but when, not now but again, Independence is ne'er 'put to bed'.
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Oct 14, 2014
Oct 14, 2014 at 7:35 PM UTC
Whit’s fur ye’ll no go by ye
How can I forget Thou art the apple of mine eye But live to regret We're but apples and oranges How can I forget That night, that day But live to regret A smiling lie danced my way How can I forget Thou art a lass so braw But live to regret There broke a drunken brawl How can I forget Such a twisted malady But live to regret For it costed my lady ©Kikodinho Alexandros 30th August 2016
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Aug 30, 2016
Aug 30, 2016 at 11:04 AM UTC
HOW CAN I FORGET?
Eye Of The Over Soul, Direction Injection Over Load, I’m Over Here, Over Head , Under Toes, Saving Under Dogs, Like Aw Oh My God My Hands In ******* Braw, Pants Dance A lot, Numbers Right, Night Candle Hot, Dark Forest, Spooky Sounds Wood Black, Theres No Taking A Should Back, Realitys A Hoax, I Know That I Should Laugh, Emotions Are Explosions, On A Clone Mask, I Said I Mean It, I Own That. Gold Is The Greenest, I Bleed It, The Zone Shack, Armor Pours From Open Doors, You Nasty Tweaking 4 bodys Sleeping All Weeknd, Joking Sure, Of Course, 6 Plus 2, The Way Of The Gate, Every Day Is My Birthday , Eye In The Cake, I Cant Take Much More Of The **** That Yall ****** Say, I’m On A Cliff , With Yo Chick, Kissing My Limbs, Mornings Start With Night Shower, We White Owls & ******* 6, Rather Have Girls With Game Sticks, In Sweaters Squirting, Like Rain Drips We Came With The Bottle ***** Djinn, Mystery Dripping From My Chin, D & Me , Have A Way With Sin, It’s Not Likely To To See Kites Nicely , Where Our Bikes Be, ****** Naught Psychedelic Heavy Weights, Astral Flight **** 3 Plus 3 Blooming Healthy Chai Seed, Percieve Only What The Eye Sees, 2 Eyes Bleed ,
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Jun 25, 2016
Jun 25, 2016 at 4:28 PM UTC
Cake
I let you into my heart Find a place to get comfy Kick your shoes off Take ya braw off and pants And get comfy And just stay Just stay Please Stay
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Aug 27, 2014
Aug 27, 2014 at 5:33 PM UTC
Untitled
Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw (less concerned about being fair versus abominable, irrevocable, and execrable unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & ***** cabinet of high priests, sans spelling chieftains ready to claw your person to bits, and they presage remote clemency which decision told, when Jeff Sessions decides final punishment to draw now, (see excerpted lines visited with glaring flaw "Benediction For Lord Apple Macintosh" where ...bot sized wetbacks, setbacks, and drawbacks, required a secret char),... intimates a "hee haw" and rock'm n sock'm pull no punches square at yar triangular jaw YES, on account misspelling, whence Grammarian Jude Law at the least aims (to topple a prospective title of eminence grise), banning access to such undeserved catbird seat, sans Rhetorical perch laughing while ja plaintively call for maw **** Oxford English Dictionary - but naw can do, and hence paw mister trumpeting "FAKE" wordsmith raw flesh will turn into.... unreadable print until closing text that elaborates how holiness felt vexed. To ye (a freshly minted scalawag), these 20/20 eyes bulged agog while steaming with invective at what attempted to pass as sacred poetic blog when thee (Matthew Scott Harris), now pronounced, an illiterate, immoderate, and inveterate å!@#$%∑ with a severe cerebral clog (meaning prefrontal lobotomy not out of the question), you m~r mangy whelp of a she dog (my humble apologies to canines), less deserving than being whipped near death's doorstep flog after henchmen (strongly resembling Alaskan BullWorms guarding this royal hutch, herein Cupertino, California.
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Jul 2, 2018
Jul 2, 2018 at 2:46 AM UTC
Innocent Omission Of A Lower Case "m"!
Top notch legal scholar Erin Go Braw (less concerned about being fair versus abominable, irrevocable, and execrable unforgivable oversight most holy "M" & ***** cabinet of high priests, sans spelling chieftains ready to claw your person to bits, and they presage remote clemency which decision told, when Jeff Sessions decides final punishment to draw now, (see excerpted lines visited with glaring flaw "Benediction For Lord Apple Macintosh" where ...bot sized wetbacks, setbacks, and drawbacks, required a secret char),... intimates a "hee haw" and rock'm n sock'm pull no punches square at yar triangular jaw YES, on account misspelling, whence Grammarian Jude Law at the least aims (to topple a prospective title of eminence grise), banning access to such undeserved catbird seat, sans Rhetorical perch laughing while ja plaintively call for maw **** Oxford English Dictionary - but naw can do, and hence paw mister trumpeting "FAKE" wordsmith raw flesh will turn into.... unreadable print until closing text that elaborates how holiness felt vexed. To ye (a freshly minted scalawag), these 20/20 eyes bulged agog while steaming with invective at what attempted to pass as sacred poetic blog when thee (Matthew Scott Harris), now pronounced, an illiterate, immoderate, and inveterate å!@#$%∑ with a severe cerebral clog (meaning prefrontal lobotomy not out of the question), you m~r mangy whelp of a she dog (my humble apologies to canines), less deserving than being whipped near death's doorstep flog after henchmen (strongly resembling Alaskan BullWorms guarding this royal hutch, herein Cupertino, California.
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This is where we met, said Lindsay, this cafe, Kirsteen over by that window seat, eyes down, holding a cup of coffee, thin fingers around it, I eyed her, at first sight I was drawn to her, aam Lindsay fa ur ye? I said sitting beside her, she raised her head and stared at me, what's it tae ye? she said, I gazed at her not giving in, ye swatch nae weel, I said, buck aff, she said, her eyes focused on me, I liked her even more, her eyes , her features, the way she sat fiery, hoo abit comin' haem wi' me fur a bite tae eat? she stared at me, her eyes wild, yet softening, what's in it fur ye? she said, I've a braw scratcher, I said, a bed? she said, I nodded, she smiled, so I took her home to my place and we ate and drank and made love, and been together ever since, that day to this, *** passion and of course the kiss.
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Dec 21, 2015
Dec 21, 2015 at 3:21 PM UTC
LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT 1995.
Gies a wee sookie a wee swatch an aw member a was braw, pure braw an a luv ye an aw
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Apr 29, 2022
Apr 29, 2022 at 3:07 PM UTC
An aw