one,
and there has to be one
he begins
not the one that wins
we don't allow winning anymore
we only take part in a group,
there's no second, third or
even a last
we all come in first
we're all number one.
but one does not get a gold
because the gold's all been sold
along with the silver.
We participate for a certificate
which we hang on a wall
and what does that mean?
it means ****** all.
I still want one.