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Meat Stevens Feb 2017
Star
Twinkle twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
A ball of gas or so we think
A solar system gone extinct
Twinkle twinkle little star
I'll go drink then drive my car
#whatever #funny #science #star #humor #comical #astronomy #steveyless
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Meat Stevens Feb 2017
Chelsea: The Haiku
8th avenue ***
**** out on ground crankin one
Thanks de Blasio
#love #haiku #politics #manhattan #nyc #comedy #newyorkcity #chelsea #steveyless
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Meat Stevens Jan 2017
That Chick From Last Night: The Haiku
She was a hard eight!
Okay maybe a seven.
Six point five lowest!
#love #funny #beauty #*** #dating #comical #steveyless
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Meat Stevens Sep 2016
Chlamydia: The Haiku
****** broke last week
Why does it hurt when I ***?
Thank You Zithromax
#love #haiku #funny #beauty #*** #575 #comical #steveyless
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