I'm seeking my immortal foe. He must mosh hard and enjoy Edgar Allen Poe You should have a secret identity that nobody can know... Be a secret **** super-villain, be my, John Doe! I'm now hiring, inquire within! Don't keep me waiting - my heads in a tale spin
I'm looking for my Dark Lord A deliciously evil ruler of my dark heart.... Someone with plans, someone to top the charts You must be an experienced magus in the dark arts I'm searching for that man... I need you to be the Joker to my Batman! Tell me are you clever and cool? Do you want to force the world up under your rule? Are you at least 5'8"? It's rather specific but this I can't break About me, I'm a dark Gothic angel in disguise A royal beauty who likes keeping it all under my demise Vanilla ice cream is my favourite flavor surprise Together you and I would be our own alibi Tell me, what mischief and mayhem can we get up to? Together we would concoct our own strange brew I'm an honest *****, I work a 9 to 5 So I'd like to fight crime with you from like 6 to 9 Are you evil? Tell me, how's your laugh? I'm seeking a unique dare devil My diabolical better half You had better bring along your sword and staff My **** side kick with a troubled past If "Conquer the world" is all that you desire Then it's a man like you, yes Sir, I could admirer!
you can try to steal the show but baby, remember your place you're a sidekick, not a hero maybe there's some grace in martyrdom but that's not where you wanna go step down, sit down you're a sidekick, not a hero