I circle the store at least three times, every time I go.
I can never make up my mind.
Usually Trader Joe will ask me if I'm OK,
Or if he can help me find anything.
Usually I'll lie and say I'm fine,
Squinting intently at the array of fresh greens
But today I asked him..
How can I decide which fruit is the sweetest?
Does it matter where it came from?
Does it matter if an onion is red, or yellow, or "sweet"
If they all will make me cry?
What's the difference between a fig and a date?
How come I can never find either of them?
If swiss chard is so good for you,
Why does it taste so bad going down?
Why do beans make you farty?
How is that a "magic fruit?"
Why is everyone blind to the lie
That carrots make your eyesight better?
Is it toe-may-toe or toe-mat-toe?
Poe-tay-toe or poe-tat-toe?
Does it matter?
Does any of this matter?
He replied, "Ma'am, my name isn't Joe. I don't know. I just work here.. and they definitely don't pay me enough for this."
So I left with an empty bag, and a heavy mind.
Please provide any constructive criticism that you are willing to share!
