Isang halimbawa ng magandang asal
Mumunting dasal kanyang inuusal
Pambihirang talino,  dedikasyon at dangal
Siya nga ay isang **** na dapat Ikarangal

Salitang ABAKADA ano nga ba ang halaga?
Isang tanong sa sarili gaano siya kahalaga
Sa aking agam agam,  tunay siyang pamilya
Mula sa isip,  sa puso at sakanyang mga gawa

Hapo man sa maghapon, puyat sa magdamag
Laban sa tanghali upang isip ay malinangan
Kanyang ituturo talagang kaabang abang
Ito’y magagamit bilang pananggalang

Bilang anak at estudyante ako ay humahanga
Isa kang modelo, isang tunay na dakila
Ikaw ang dahilan kaya nasulat itong tula
Ito’y hindi maglalaho ng tulad ng mga bula

Sa iyong mga mata,  may kislap ng Pag-asa
Ikaw ang nagbibigay buhay sa aming mga balsa
Umalis man o mawala kasama ka sa gunita
Mabuhay ka!  Mabuhay ka! Mahal ka naming talaga

oh honey ****
pen and ink **** star warrior
pretty little manga girl
twinkle wisp
with kung fu throwing stars
and triple steel samurai sword
that tear through others
made of pink taffy
and cherry juice fizz blood
moving like lightening
a flying gladiator
with dripping sweet rice
and tapioca milk shake *******

oh
you would taste so good to drink
out of a swirling sherbet punch bowl
with big ******* star goldfish
and hungry pink ***** lips octopus
drooling
sit on your face suckers

oh, fighter of one-legged midgets
the best part after a fresh ****
victory ****
to go down on them
their loli pop *****
butter ***** beautiful
springing through the top of your skull
cause you can't get enough

oh wow
happy hello kitty
***** plump plops
viscous
before the coup de grâce
as she twirls their chewing gum gizzards
with her little swizzle tongue
goo ga licious
before placing
what's left of their hose like glistening entrails
around her throat like a pearl necklace
only to get strangled with it
by double **** UFO boy
solar ******* hero of the universe
so hard
she spurts pineapple juice and *** donuts
out of pucker pie ****
**** banged cross eyed
like little girl manga never felt so good
addicted to cruel
whipped with a hella wet noodle
yes no yes no yes no
yes pleazzz
her big blue marble glass eyes
binocular kaleidoscopes
spring out on the floor
and roll around
turning into all seeing
anti-gravity magnetized
silver pin stripped spaceships
peopled by
evil omni ****** **** *****
screaming through eternity
in search of cosmic
tushi sushi
ogling wiggling ballerina butts

bubble gum for the eyeballs