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Paul Butters Feb 2015
Cameron, Call me Dave (Clerihew)
I’m Cameron, call me Dave,
Power I do crave.
I’ll tell any story
To con you into voting Tory.
On our Prime Minister as elections loom.
#power #politics #clerihew #cameron #minister #tory
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Paul Butters Jan 2015
David Beckham (Clerihew)
Remember David Beckham
The footballing great from Peckham.
He would always bend it
So no-one could defend it.

Paul Butters
Shame Beckham didn't play for Leeds.
#clerihew #bend #beckham #peckham
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Paul Butters Jan 2015
Jacob Gamble: My Great Nephew (Clerihew)
Oh what joy.
A little boy.
Jacob so happy.
A cheerful chappie.

Paul Butters
To my great nephew, born September 2014. SO CHEERFUL!!!
#happy #boy #family #clerihew #jacob #nephew
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David Alexander Jackson Apr 2014
Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift
Has a gift
For lyrical hexes
Put onto exes.
#clerihew #exes #taylor #swift
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David Alexander Jackson Apr 2014
Keira Knightley
Keira Knightley
Ties her shoes
Too tightly
And we must not scoff
If her feet fall off.
#verse #bizarre #humour #random #nonsense #shoes #clerihew #keira #knightley
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