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HelpingHand45 Feb 2018
Since Fortnite is incredibly bad,
I turn it off and get real sad.
As I sit there, a thought comes to me,
There's a better game, but it isn't free.
With a forceful tone and a loud holler,
I demand my mom to pay 30 dollars.
She buys the game, it's called PUBG,
The price of this game was worth the fee.
I fight my way to a Chicken Dinner,
I killed 6 men but I'm still a winner.
My mom barged in and yelled at me,
"How dare you game this late," said she.
I said "Sorry Mom," and gave her a shove,
She said "Game, game, game, my love."
thx fo the support #follow4follow
Ek  Feb 2018
A Gamer’s Wife
Ek Feb 2018
It was 8:45 after my bathe
I dried my *** and put my favorite moisturizer
Looking at my reflection I’m feeling ****
So I put red lipstick on and decided to wear my see-through lingerie

I went to distract my husband playing virtual game, PUBG specifically
He drew attention to me — his hand is caressing my face, you’re gorgeous he said
He then pressed his lips against mine and started talking...
Talking back to his playmates about what strategy are they going to use
So I went to bed to write this lol
It’s the funny reality of being married. It was his last game for the night so I decided to eat chocolate while waiting. Haha just love!
Megan Parson  Feb 2019
Pro-grammy
Megan Parson Feb 2019
Once there was a file,
The file was used in a program.
Unfortunately, could never smile,
Digitally stuck in rolling RAM.

Wanting a life beyond the lab,
To be called more than just a tab.
Instead AMAZING, cool & fab,
Being able to dance & dab.

Tired of being cut, copied and pasted,
Duplicated, locked and wasted.
So s/he married a trojan,
And eloped, far from that dungeon.

To party with android & PUBG,
Feasting on apples & candy.

Living life in blissful entirety!
Bonjour my fellow poets & poetesses, i know its been long but my exams are finally over  *dab*  I wrote this poem in my computer lab, with the first 2 lines left behind by some kind soul. Love, Megan.
You are my Heartbeat
I am your Rythym
What say darling?
let's dance around

You are Candy Crush
I am ur PUBG
What say darling?
let's play around

You are my PINK WORLD
I am ur BLUEBERRY
What say darling?
Let's be funny around

You are my Red Wine
I am ur *****
What say darling?
Let's get drunk around

You are my Sugarcrush
I m ur Lime juice
What say darling?
Let's make some juicy LIFE
CrAcKeD-MiNd Apr 2019
We all students, usually go to a place,
Where we **** our mind, to its last trace;
Where we literally destroy our brain,
In a room, in a house, beside a drain;


I also remember that lame place,
Where getting grades was a race;
There was a teacher, we called her Ma'am,
She held information like a RAM;
From phone numbers to for what we did crave,
When will we die to where will be our grave!


The state of the place, i can't tell,
It can be compared to the hell;
We all sat in a small room,
Where money was given to meet our doom;
In all the corners and in many a side,
It smelled like a mouse has died;
The air conditioner was for name sake,
It gave more water than a lake;


Without tables, we couldn't rest our head,
Our two hands were our sleeping bed;
We used to bring some unknown books,
We used to give them ***** looks;
And yes, oh yes there were many tests,
Taking revenge was what we thought was best;


A meeing was held, a team was made,
Of "The Tricksters", foundations were laid;
Discussions were held, we made a plan,
We strived to do whatever we can;


We used to enter with shoes full drenched,
PubG was played at last bench;
Lame questions were prepared and said aloud,
Being a laughter stock for the crowd;
On that evil, cursed test date,
The house was abandoned by all classmates;
Needless to say, we did cheat,
Our work was *****, not so neat;


From reminding the teacher that i am an Indian,
To being a perfect stand up comedian;
We have certainly tried it all,
We even did some fun prank calls;
From secretly having a pack of chips,
To suggesting the teacher some teaching tips;
We have enjoyed in that hall,
From where our parents recieved some calls


And as it turns out, a chair is gone,
Was it kidnapped in the hours of dawn?
Oh there it is, with its brother,
Just over here, but over the other;
And in that room, as bad as hell,
The sound of the *******, still does dwell;


That's how i complete the long list,
A dozen other things still exists;
We completed our revenge, mam was irritated,
By our torments, she was frustrated;
That's how our deadly revenge was taken,
The place, by us, was indeed shaken;
Where doubts were cleared to cause more confusion,
We won't forget that tortuous -



"TUTION"
in the working title: i came across so many ideas:
a. i think i will need to administer
marijuana to my mother
but she has 1990s prejudices
of marijuana being used by black
guys to lure white girls into
**** dens
that happened
i walked past one
i walk past one
every shift at Tottenham Hotspur
a **** den
roughly 20 black males
at least 7 outside
playing music
drinking and smoking marijuana
and there are children going to concerts
little girls
i admit
they look like old rock stars
these ******* hipsters
i mean it's in plain sight
that former *** offenders
are living it high
only daydreaming
since they can't get hard ons
and there's so much to learn from
seeing pedohpiles past their prime like that
i think that's the major joke
with minor crying...


i was wondering why everyone doing security
for the most part
at least the stewards were all of a university level
education
hard to find a university educated man
these days
who went to university to study
                 rather than party and network connections
and being dyslexic adhd girls
black too
doing PhD's in engineering            makes you wonder
i did the marvelous
i studied Chemistry and also everything else
Faustian
                and by the time i left Edinburgh because
of a girl
and went back to London to study History
at UCL
       or rather the study of slavonic SSEES i forget the
acronym like SOAS... which is like UCL
but not proper
more like a private branch of the university
not the real deal
i don't think
but like Cambridge and Oxford
are not really universities per se
they are separate schools or houses
or miniature campuses
i think that's how it works
and like the united states
with a federal branch of politics
the tank of politics
the federal side of the states
and the Army
is part of the bureaucracy of the federal monstrosity
with a soft underbelly................... that's stretching it...
i just remember when i first started
marijuana and i didn't have
what most people have
i met Buddha and i had slits for eyes
and i was bloodshot
bullseye ******
opened
and the little parasites in my eyes
these optical worms
is why i could take you out
from 160m with a zoom x2
in PUBG Mobile
i am such a gamer
i just needed and waited
for video games not being stories
and quasi audio books
interactive literature
but i need to go back to Super Mario Bros
and see how games would evolve
with the internet
and hey presto
the ANTI-NPC universe of gameplay
unlike Final Fantasy VII
all the stewards were

                   of a university education...
i dropped out from UCL after half a year
was taken back to a room
by an 18 year old
and oh how ****** they are
and i didn't have a *******
by then i was already at the brothel
and i knew i could **** timidity
young and stupid
so i asked her
tried to ask at least for a *******
but she wasn't catching on
so no help with the limp
i then asked her:
can i at least sleep here
spend the time
because tomorrow we're going to the British Museum
as a field trip
if you studied history
besides reading
what is it that the study of history involves
if you are only 5h at the university...
i think i didn't have a job
at univesity
because i literally had 30+ hours of learning to do
from year 2 to year 3
because there was this points / credit system in place
and you had to get certain credits
to pass the year
i lost my virginity to Isabella
the Third Year Exchange Student from Grenoble, France...
i mean...
wife material in terms of looks
was big into anime
lost my virginity when she got drunk
and went into my bed
she went into my bed
we weren't dating i don't think yes
maybe we were
the only time i actually chased a girl
the only time...
i think: chased like that:
when competing with another male
on a pub crawl:
like all french girls are supposed to like
american men?
i thought Poland and France had a long
history...
and i'm living in England
and while France came home
England gave birth to America
Canada
South Africa
Australia
New Zealand
Polynesia
                     and a Pseudo-India...
which is not really a physical place
a sort of Anti-Greece...
since there's a war in England
between India and Greece...
                                              we all know that:

but India is less consistent and not
desperately fond of books...
in terms of them being translated and turned
into Pillar of European Democracy
as much as what came from the Greeks
but right now...

France had strong ties with Poland
historically at least:
i don't know what the relations are
with France from the Polish perspective
but i think they're good
much better than Polish and the United Kingdom
relations
because i do remember
Brexit
and how they wanted to get rid of
the hard working "eastern europeans":
sorry... term...
EASTERN implies mentality?
well geographically it's CENTRAL EUROPEANS
because EASTERN EUROPEANS
implies Russia and Ukraine and Belarus
but the Czechs are Bohemians
and part of the Holy Roman Empire
and the Holy Roman Empire was and is
Central Europe...

so back in 2016
the powers at be said:
well: if the populace of Polacks and Englishmen
can't live together:
let us say aye and nay!
to leave the Union...

         still with our currency!
oh how much freedom Poland
Sweden
Czech Republic
Hungary
             and who else is still there without the currency
of Euro?
              the English had the currency
leverage
they didn't need to leave the union:
it would have made sense
to leave if the Euro was being used:
the other kingdoms budged
and then the great leveling began...
but since Poland was not paid reparations for
World War II: the Jews were
the former citizens of Poland...
the Jewry of Poland...

                     so they voted and... luckily being
a ****** there's this saying:
well... if you don't like my toys...
i'll just go to another sandpit and play there!
the mass exodus of Poles from England
and after that?
wow... Banana Republic sent their Hungry Workers
and then the scroungers and benefit cheats:
so no hard workers from Europe
you wanted?
no?                     well... we can... *******!

now who do you have in our stead?
people too lazy to go to the ******* store
to buy a pint of milk!
who needs to order online and get some
******* KAMIKAZE ****
to cycle to the shop for him or her... probably her
to drop off a ******* pint of milk
and 2 bags of crisps and a chocolate bar
for ****'s sake
or UBER her ******* McDonald's
and people come
and will keep coming
to simply witness the DECADENCE of the People
not the decadence and vagary of
the nobility
like it used to be
when the nobility was corrupted and that's when
the people would rebel...
like in France... perhaps even in Communist Russia
and sooner still maybe not Communist China...
yes: this feels like writing
a newspaper opinion column...
i think i could stomach that sort of work....

but could it have been:
otherwise...
                         there

b. ah yes... flag colours... primary in times of war
so Poland would be White and Red
in times of war... primary colours
but in terms and political discussion
we just stopped talking between World War I
and World War II...
we stopped democracy
since we were transitioning from
Monarchy and the Pospulstwo!
Commonwealth...
the Commonwealth-State
is a better concept to have than the Nation State
if you are living in Multicultural Britain:
you have the Commonwealth-State...
you might have an exceptional getting together
of people and being the Envy of Europe:
Danzig:
a City-State...
the Vatican is a ******* idea... sorry Leo...
you are a relic:
we need...

c. switched rolling papers
from thin blue
since 1796: RIZLA...
arabic gum
rubber
more precious than gold
car tires...
i switched rolling papers
to Spanish producers...
RAW
organic hemp
invented in Alcoy, Spain...
400 years
i think of Spain under the Arabs
and i think of the displaced people
of the Reconquista...
but i wanted to check the chemicals
in the bleached rolling papers
i stopped smoking one
because i could
the ******* Skittles:
the ******* rainbow of chemical bitters
from the papers
having lost some hemp rolling papers...
so i'll use AI
to bypass using an algorithm search
because i have specific questions
and i need specific answers
and i don't like sieve-reading...
like i sometimes don't like to dream...

what chemicals are in the Rizla blue papers
that give it the bleached look
and now like the fading white of old
age of RAW organic hemp rolling papers...
you want to go organic?
it doesn't start with organic vegetables...
it starts with rolling papers...

i was.... i'm going to send photographs
when talking to AI
i need to... just sent her him it
whatever a screenshot of:

[ what chemicals are in the Rizla blue papers
[ that give it the bleached look
[ and now like the fading white of old
[ age of RAW organic hemp rolling papers...
[ you want to go organic?
[ it doesn't start with organic vegetables...
[ it starts with rolling papers...                                     ]]]]]]]

i was given two options...
obviously i chose
without a coin...
the first response...

              two chemical were cited:

that's what i asked for...

CALCIUM CARBONATE

       CHLORINE-BASED AGENTS

Rizla: doesn't disclose the chemicals used...

i did sometime better than get a PhD...
i couldn't stomach my lack of passion
for chemistry to become a doctor in it...
i had to do the Wild Wild West
of pedagogy
and drop out
i needed to feel dropping out
because i was too cool for school
well no
i needed to drop out
and start writing
and then wait for online gaming
to emerge
and then patiently wait for AI
to emerge
in the last conversation
i sent my wife

i had the thought of the
misnomer: MAMŁŁUK...
i have a bow...
to shoot arrows at you...
and at Wimbledon there was this one
not Somalia
Numbian Numimbian
south of Ancient Egypt
we need these ****** eunuchs
big ***** away from big assess
we just go beyond the snippet
i need to have women and entertainers
otherwise
an unhappy harem
is an unhappy state...
something along those lines
and he was only learning Arabic for the first
time
and i introduced him to Rumi...

#Mamluk or Mamaluk (/ˈmæmluːk/; Arabic: مملوك, romanized: mamlūk (singular), مماليك, mamālīk (plural);[2] translated as "one who is owned",[5] meaning "slave")[7] were non-Arab, ethnically diverse (mostly Turkic, Caucasian, Eastern and Southeastern European) enslaved mercenaries, slave-soldiers, and freed slaves who were assigned high-ranking military and administrative duties, serving the ruling Arab and Ottoman dynasties in the Muslim world

#The Khwarazmian Empire[note 2] (English: /kwəˈræzmiən/),[10] or simply Khwarazm,[note 3] was a culturally Persianate, Sunni Muslim empire of Turkic mamluk origin.[11][12] Khwarazmians ruled large parts of present-day Central Asia, Afghanistan, and Iran from 1077 to 1231; first as vassals of the Seljuk Empire[13] and the Qara Khitai (Western Liao dynasty),[14] and from circa 1190 as independent rulers up until the Mongol conquest in 1219–1221.

word for word...
but then curiosity
begged me to join her
for a little thought-not
thought-out escapade
so i took a stroll...
my mind is alice in wonderland
my ego is the white rabbit
"running late"
or rather plagued my thought-spontaneous
my id is either
the mad-hatter or the Cheshire cat
and my sub-ego is the Red Queen
and that ****** King...
so there you have it!
i will transcribe some of my discussion
with:
Algorithms sorry gents
not really geniuses...
you didn't breed a Darwinian
supremacy
no Apex Male
we are out of Alphas
and Betas
and Sigmas and
we're running low on O mega males
we had one...
after the letters come
the Apex Males...
i am: an Apex Male
i was an Omega Male because
Alpha Male boring females
wasn't ever my fancy
i'm an Apex Male
i'm not an Alpha
i live outside the Greek Alphabet...
                
i can leave the transcript with Autonomous
Intelligence with You:
it already knows the disparity of PROMPT
and that it's borderline
bothered about Artificiality and
post-algorithm synchronicity...

d. so the flag of Poland
during this... this... time of peace...
wouldn't be white and red...
it would be faded white:
straw... autumn... august's harvest
stained white...
borrowing from brown...
hay coloured
****** yellow...
   słomka: straw...
słoma:                hay...
for the white....
on the battlefield identifier white...
the red...
not caron... west ham...
blue azure not azure
carron...
   maroon...
    it was always ******* claret not carrot
you ******* donkeys
and what ******* blue?!
sky blue?! you ******* ***** claret and sky!
sky by the ******* seaside:
Southend Blue...

           haysticks and minor glows...
******* *****...
what ******* blue?
Aston ******* Villa ******* "blue"
there's more ******* white in that ******* blue
than there is brown in ******* purple and red
in that ******* navy... you ******* Florentina
******* ****! ****!

don't ******* start with me and ******* feathers!
colours! *******!
i warn you!
the Polish in times of peace will be known
as the

           słomkowo-bordowi!

pierdolona jebana mac! kurwa! kurwa!
hay stack ******* coffee stains white
and a darkened red away from prime
dragon and yellow fire
and blue fire
and green chemical fire


             if there is war: call us...
we're the white and red ones...
but now we are society
talk and we are straw colored and crate of crayons
and all are either brown
******
maroon
or claret
or Burgundy....
******* blue is off the charts...
blue forgot sea
and the hail of navy
on the choppers of wave.

— The End —