You see dad is still mucking with my mum
you see as mum travelled to sydney on friday
dads next earth body took her first plane trip
i don’t know where, but they travelled together
you see i know this isn’t normal, well it is, it is
dad still has been sending his spirit to the campbells
to make sure on his lastlifes birthday
both him and her twin brother and their parents david and lisa
flew off on a plane trip to god knows where
david had richard to take over his role on the show
and took billy and betty on a trip to end all trips
you see dad was singing i am a tickle tickle tum tum robot
i am sending my earth body on a plane yeah this is cool man
i wanted my sons, voice right out of my other sons head, because
i don’t want anymore problems for plip, no more problems for plip
and if brian writes this, i will say your like me and mummy brian
because i don’t think they like you in that way anymore
you see as mum goes on her holiday, dad is still keeping his spirit to keep her safe
or maybe just maybe, he is trying to give his new earth body betty a chance to go on a aeroplane
you see my dad is flying over the country with my mum
singing the john denver, i am flying on a jet plane, don’t know where i will be back again
i want me and betty and leo to have a fun time, and if they want make sure the allan’s are safe
and john denver came to dad and took his song away from him
and then dad said pardon me boys, it’s the chattanooga chop choo, oh yeah
ya see dad is mucking with mum, oh yeah, they are still best friends
pardon me boys, it is the chattanooga choo choo
and as i am remembering the days when i was fat
and my mate went out with this mate while complaining about him
dad felt it was his duty to make sure, that i don’t run into any strife
and john denver said, why should you just protect the allan’s
we need to protect everyone on this land
so when your journey as betty on that jet plane of life ends
and who knows when that will be, just sit tight mrs betty campbell
and dad is back home, as usual, as betty