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HelpingHand45 Feb 2018
Since Fortnite is incredibly bad,
I turn it off and get real sad.
As I sit there, a thought comes to me,
There's a better game, but it isn't free.
With a forceful tone and a loud holler,
I demand my mom to pay 30 dollars.
She buys the game, it's called PUBG,
The price of this game was worth the fee.
I fight my way to a Chicken Dinner,
I killed 6 men but I'm still a winner.
My mom barged in and yelled at me,
"How dare you game this late," said she.
I said "Sorry Mom," and gave her a shove,
She said "Game, game, game, my love."
thx fo the support #follow4follow
Ek  Feb 2018
A Gamer’s Wife
Ek Feb 2018
It was 8:45 after my bathe
I dried my *** and put my favorite moisturizer
Looking at my reflection I’m feeling ****
So I put red lipstick on and decided to wear my see-through lingerie

I went to distract my husband playing virtual game, PUBG specifically
He drew attention to me — his hand is caressing my face, you’re gorgeous he said
He then pressed his lips against mine and started talking...
Talking back to his playmates about what strategy are they going to use
So I went to bed to write this lol
It’s the funny reality of being married. It was his last game for the night so I decided to eat chocolate while waiting. Haha just love!
Megan Parson  Feb 2019
Pro-grammy
Megan Parson Feb 2019
Once there was a file,
The file was used in a program.
Unfortunately, could never smile,
Digitally stuck in rolling RAM.

Wanting a life beyond the lab,
To be called more than just a tab.
Instead AMAZING, cool & fab,
Being able to dance & dab.

Tired of being cut, copied and pasted,
Duplicated, locked and wasted.
So s/he married a trojan,
And eloped, far from that dungeon.

To party with android & PUBG,
Feasting on apples & candy.

Living life in blissful entirety!
Bonjour my fellow poets & poetesses, i know its been long but my exams are finally over  *dab*  I wrote this poem in my computer lab, with the first 2 lines left behind by some kind soul. Love, Megan.
You are my Heartbeat
I am your Rythym
What say darling?
let's dance around

You are Candy Crush
I am ur PUBG
What say darling?
let's play around

You are my PINK WORLD
I am ur BLUEBERRY
What say darling?
Let's be funny around

You are my Red Wine
I am ur *****
What say darling?
Let's get drunk around

You are my Sugarcrush
I m ur Lime juice
What say darling?
Let's make some juicy LIFE
CrAcKeD-MiNd Apr 2019
We all students, usually go to a place,
Where we **** our mind, to its last trace;
Where we literally destroy our brain,
In a room, in a house, beside a drain;


I also remember that lame place,
Where getting grades was a race;
There was a teacher, we called her Ma'am,
She held information like a RAM;
From phone numbers to for what we did crave,
When will we die to where will be our grave!


The state of the place, i can't tell,
It can be compared to the hell;
We all sat in a small room,
Where money was given to meet our doom;
In all the corners and in many a side,
It smelled like a mouse has died;
The air conditioner was for name sake,
It gave more water than a lake;


Without tables, we couldn't rest our head,
Our two hands were our sleeping bed;
We used to bring some unknown books,
We used to give them ***** looks;
And yes, oh yes there were many tests,
Taking revenge was what we thought was best;


A meeing was held, a team was made,
Of "The Tricksters", foundations were laid;
Discussions were held, we made a plan,
We strived to do whatever we can;


We used to enter with shoes full drenched,
PubG was played at last bench;
Lame questions were prepared and said aloud,
Being a laughter stock for the crowd;
On that evil, cursed test date,
The house was abandoned by all classmates;
Needless to say, we did cheat,
Our work was *****, not so neat;


From reminding the teacher that i am an Indian,
To being a perfect stand up comedian;
We have certainly tried it all,
We even did some fun prank calls;
From secretly having a pack of chips,
To suggesting the teacher some teaching tips;
We have enjoyed in that hall,
From where our parents recieved some calls


And as it turns out, a chair is gone,
Was it kidnapped in the hours of dawn?
Oh there it is, with its brother,
Just over here, but over the other;
And in that room, as bad as hell,
The sound of the *******, still does dwell;


That's how i complete the long list,
A dozen other things still exists;
We completed our revenge, mam was irritated,
By our torments, she was frustrated;
That's how our deadly revenge was taken,
The place, by us, was indeed shaken;
Where doubts were cleared to cause more confusion,
We won't forget that tortuous -



"TUTION"

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