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Mr Buddy Mar 2016
Shopping for a new winter jacket,

$250,

**** it,

Take it up to the register,

That'll be $150,

I go:

I'm Sorry...?

Yes everything's an additional 40% off, Sir.

I go:

....Oh, you're sorry.
Mr Buddy Oct 2015
If he could talk what would he say?
If she could talk what would she say?
If it could speak where would it stray.......
I speak for Lucifer.
Mr Buddy Jun 2015
A circle is round.
It has no ends.
Thats how long I've been living with Mesothelioma.
lil jawn piece poem whipped up
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
lil haiku
i whiipped up:)

5-you will need your mittens Mr. Tu Bishva't...
7- "hot! hot! on the dot! Smelly *******....."
5-Mr. Pp is off his rocker tonight.....
ahhhhh lil haiku
slinngin like teddy B
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
Haiku

5-Well you dont say... its your birthday Mr Buddy.....
7- Time to take my mr PP......
5- Mr Birthday Blurjy.....
mr bday blurjy
lil blurjy
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5-Mr Buddy you are not allowed here....
7-Mr Buddy your kind is not welcome here...
5- Mr PP put ya **** back in ur pants !!!
Back at jt
Mr Buddy Apr 2015
5-I wish I could reproduce
7-I wish my **** was a waterfall
5-I wish I could get an *******
I wish
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