Haiku’s are boring
I don’t like reading haiku’s
Haiku’s really ****!
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This is a haiku
The cow jumped over the moon
Was it good for you?
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Nature is beauty
Passionate aesthetic dreams
Haiku’s still **** though!
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Imagine if you could sense
Where a loved one was
Or even when a loved one was in distress From far, far away!

But then I thought to myself
How would technology
Ever stand a chance to climb
To sore into
Enlightenment!

And so I pulled my product off the shelf
And destroy the patent

It’s good thing Procter & Gamble
Didn’t get their hands on that one.

The King with the axe
And the Suicide Jack
Are always worth a wild
Doubled down
Take a hit
And always wear
A smile
Snake eye roll
Crows eye view
Luck is a lady
Me and you
And the devil too

Now deal those cards!